Lu Li has lived in a paradise since he was a child, living with his master Guangguaizhenren.
Master often says that the outside world is full of lunatics.
When Lu Li was five hundred years old, Master Guangguai ascended.
Before her ascension, Master said sorry to her and told her that she had the right to choose whether to go out.
Lu Li thought, let's go out.
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After arriving outside, Lu Li realized why his master had not allowed him to go out.
Because I am too weak.
It turns out that the word "Xiu Xian" that her master taught her was mispronounced. It should actually be "Xiu Xian", which refers to praising one's own abilities. Those with a high level of "Xiu Xian" can praise themselves for an hour without repeating it. However, Lu Li could only say "I am a good person" after holding it in for a long time.
The master also made a mistake when he taught her to cultivate to the stage of transcending tribulation. In fact, it is not "refining qi", "building foundation" or "golden elixir", but "picking qi", "building chickens" and "golden eggs", which refers to the level of being able to select high-quality chicken breeds by smell, the level of being able to build nests for chickens, and the level of raising chickens that can lay gold medal eggs. And Lu Li felt ashamed. She had been living without food for hundreds of years, and she really didn't know how to raise chickens.
After joining the sect, the sect often requires "refining eggs", "written tests" and "guessing medicine", but Lu Li only knows how to "make elixirs", "competition" and "pick medicine". Other disciples would put various bird eggs and various medicines into the "egg-condensing furnace" to make a beautiful "egg", but Lu Li could only use various medicines to make elixirs, and once eggs were added, it would become a mess; Lu Li would compete with monsters, but during the "written test", the answers she wrote were always very different from the standard answers; Lu Li could identify and collect various precious herbs, but she was not familiar with the terrain outside and could not "guess" where the herbs were.
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Everyone in the sect felt sorry for Lu Li: "Our little junior sister who is too weak to take care of herself must be protected by us!"
Lu Li felt that although he was weak, he was not weak and couldn't take care of himself...
Lu Li tried to explain: "I just haven't touched food for a long time, so I'm not very good at cooking this egg..."
All the brothers and sisters: Oh my God! What a pitiful little junior sister! Life before was so difficult that I couldn't even eat for a long time!
Lu Li looked at the money stuffed in his arms: ... Huh?
After Lu Li's efforts to explain, the senior brothers and sisters in the sect felt even more firmly, what a pitiful little junior sister who is weak and unable to take care of herself!
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Later, a devil appeared. He never praised himself but was able to knock down those who were praising him. He didn't know how to raise chickens but could destroy everyone's chicken coops. The meatballs he made never contained eggs but were a hundred times more effective...
The big devil smiled ferociously: "Ignorant human beings can't see that their lives are all typos! I only need to practice normally for a year or two, and you will not be right for me..."
The big devil didn't have time to finish.
Because Lu Li tried to cast a fire technique casually, the big devil was burned to ashes.
Lu Li shook his head: "If you are weaker than me, don't embarrass yourself. Where does this confidence come from? You still pretend to be like that."
Big Devil: ... Where is "my little junior sister who is weak and can't take care of herself" as promised! !
Intention: There is warmth everywhere in the world