What's It Like to Have Dazai Osamu Cling to You?

Yamazaki Eiya, an ordinary immigrant girl in junior high. She still remembered that sunny day when she went for a walk and came across a bandaged man jumping into the sea. As an ordinary person, of course she chose to... let him drown! That was clearly a mistake. After meeting the bandaged man, Yamazaki Eiya's ordinary life took a turn for the absurd, including but not limited to: Kidnapped by a criminal organization √ Forced to take part in a major illegal deal √ Stumbling upon a spy working three jobs conspiring with the leader of Mimic √ Impersonating a member of the Port Mafia √ Unluckily stumbling upon a murder while carrying it out, only to be discovered by a certain Japanese elementary school student √ If meeting Dazai Osamu was like having the worst luck in the world, being pursued by the human embodiment of black sludge was like having smoke pouring from your ancestral graves. Years later, life had worn Yamazaki Eiya down until she was barely recognizable, so she decided to lie flat and become his lover. Dazai Osamu: Whose lover kicks her boss in his sleep?!!! A few things to know 1. This is a lighthearted, absurd slice-of-life story. The plot is very low-key. 2. The female lead grows over time and isn't perfect. 3. OOC warning. *Warnings:* [Important] Not suitable for readers who require both leads to have no prior romantic experience. - The plot takes some baffling turns, and the main characters' values are questionable. - This story has a lot of potentially upsetting content. If you have a lot of triggers, please steer clear. Theme: Reject giving up. Use your own intelligence to climb to the top of life!