What's It Like to Die for Love with Osamu Dazai?

Yamazaki Rongye raised fourteen-year-old Dazai Osamu as if he were her son. She finally got him to eighteen, and then, bam, she kicked the bucket first. Fortunately, she wasn't quite dead. She figured she could still be saved, so after four years of recuperating, she came bouncing back and eventually found Dazai Osamu at the Armed Detective Agency. She didn't expect him to come over as soon as she opened the door. "Beautiful young lady, would you do me the honor of joining me in a double suicide?" Huh? I'm your fiancée! I put on a hat and you really didn't recognize me?! Yamazaki Rongye took off her hat, enjoying his shocked expression, and smiled. "It would be my pleasure, my fiancé." Reading Guide 1. The heroine is a ruthless badass who doesn't care about anyone. 2. A crossover between Bungo Stray Dogs and Seraph of the End. 3. OOC warning. *After the story was completed, some Dazai fans showed up in the comments. They weren't saying that Dazai was all talk and would never actually fool around, or that they felt a little uncomfortable because he still had the heroine in his heart. I accept all of these opinions. *The latest comment, saying, "If the man isn't a virgin, why can't the woman be one either?" is why I'm revising this blurb. In the Seraph of the End and Armed Detective Agency arcs, I clearly mentioned that the heroine had male pets before (vampire blood donors) and had many exes. My author's notes and the comment section both say she's a player. *Important: I use the anime timeline. A full four years pass between Dazai leaving the Port Mafia and the heroine's return. Dazai Osamu is a "man" with a normal body and normal orientation. The original manga also clearly shows him flirting with other women and often going to bars and similar places. So surely Dazai wasn't just sitting at the counter drinking Forget-Dazai milk, was he? *Again, if there are overly aggressive or inappropriate comments, or serious issues with characterization, please point them out peacefully. *This story is extremely awkward. I'm so embarrassed by it that every day I want to abandon my account and disappear. I hope you enjoy reading, little angels~ There are also some great upcoming stories in my collection. Won't you come take a look? Theme: Support your ideals.