The Foodie Guard’s Guide to Spoiling His Husband

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Blurb:

The face-conscious Ninth Prince Huai Song was rejected to his face when he confessed to his unrequited love.

To save face, he glanced at his on-duty guard, had a sudden idea, and blurted out to his crush:

"I lied when I said I liked you. Actually, I like men."

To prove it, Huai Song made a beeline for the nearest man, wrapped an arm around his guard's waist, puckered his lips, and kissed him.

"Shu Ren is my guard. He can cook and recite poetry, and he's got long legs and a slim waist. I like him very much."

After slipping the South Sea pearl his master had secretly given her into her sleeve, Shu Ren immediately took her master's arm. "That's right..."

One month later.

Huai Song: I heard from Yinyin that we don't look like we're in love with each other. She seems suspicious.

Shu Ren: Understood.

In front of his unrequited love's door, Shu Ren showered her master with sweet nothings.

Three months later.

Huai Song: I...

Shu Ren: I understand.

Huai Song held Shu Ren's hand tenderly. "I think I really do like men."

Shu Ren: "...Your Highness, something's wrong with you!"

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Shu Ren, a guard with bipolar disorder, was transmigrated into the role of a fake eunuch serving the Ninth Prince Huai Song. Every day she was covered in bruises, and that wasn't even the worst part.

The most troublesome thing was being bound to a "Speak or Die System." She could only stay alive by using her master as the cure.

Naturally taciturn, Shu Ren was forced to become a chatterbox, constantly testing the limits of danger.

She thought staying alive was already a blessing, but somehow she ended up winning the affections of the Ninth Prince, who loved to whimper and whine?

At first, a refined and dignified Ninth Prince. Later, he couldn't care less about dignity * True tough-guy energy, but actually a female guard disguised as a eunuch

Both are virgins, one-on-one romance. Enjoy without worry.

Upcoming novel: What Could a Little Tibetan Fox Possibly Do Wrong? Blurb:

What is it like to be chosen to transmigrate?

I'm Fu Li, a 996 wage slave who worked himself to death. I went from a lonely ghost to a beloved Tibetan fox in the Ninth Heaven. In the blink of an eye, I had a high god waiting on me hand and foot whenever I went out, and more flattery than I could count.

Because I believe that only through constant effort can you become the best version of yourself.

I used to be timid and submissive, with a square face. Now I roam the Heavenly Palace unchecked, and nobody dares stop me. I never hesitate to kick people. It just goes to show that you always get what you put in.

I'm Fu Li, a hardworking and ambitious fox from Qingqiu. (A Tibetan fox from the Qinghai-Tibet region.)

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After the battle at Mount Taihua, the high god Huai An suffered severe damage to his primordial spirit.

After returning to the Ninth Heaven, he spent all day cooped up in Guiqi Palace, petting cats and teasing birds, with no ambition whatsoever.

Everyone loves beauty, and the high god Huai An was no exception.

If he saw a beautiful and elegant luan bird in the garden, he'd pet it a few extra times. But if he spotted an ugly, clumsy wild boar, he'd quickly move away in disgust.

But at some point, a strange, square-faced gray dog began following him around.

His life grew bizarre. His wine turned into plain water when he opened the jar, and he got blamed for someone else's secret fart.

Huai An eyed the yellow-gray fox lying by his feet, looking utterly foolish.

Fu Li blinked his small, leering eyes. What could a little Tibetan fox possibly do wrong?

#Livestream: A high god's public humiliation, with a real Tibetan fox being silly online

#Putting an end to the high god's bad habit of judging by looks starts with me

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