Xiao He Makes Me, Xiao He Breaks Me

A reformed, shameless flirt of a woman x a sweet, innocent younger man who's secretly a cunning black tea

Xu Xiaohe had spent years playing the part of everyone's dream boyfriend, determined to give every handsome man a home. For the first time, she was the one who got cheated on.

A month after breaking up with her, Zhu Jin, the famous puppy-like guy from the sports college who had pursued her relentlessly, was caught celebrating his three-month anniversary with his current girlfriend. That's right, she got cheated on. When he was pursuing her, he called her a mature, charming older woman. When he cheated on her, he called her an unwanted old maid.

She refused to accept the latter. She'd dated more men than this guy had made three-pointers.

Wanting to humiliate Zhu Jin and win this dramatic cheating-and-caught-in-the-act showdown by a landslide, she grabbed a random passerby who was much better-looking than him and confessed to him in public. But she never expected him to say yes.

Only afterward did she learn that he was Zhong Cheng, the famous campus heartthrob at Jiang University. Unlike Zhu Jin, who was only famous within his own college, Zhong Cheng had a uniquely fresh and handsome look that made him a regular on the university's confession wall. He was famous across the whole campus. As Xu Xiaohe's roommate put it: "He's so handsome, he wouldn't even notice if someone died right next to him."

The two became a fake couple. Zhong Cheng used her to fend off admirers, while Xu Xiaohe used him to spite Zhu Jin. But she didn't give up her old habit of sweet-talking and flirting, and she liked to tease Zhong Cheng on a whim. He wasn't about to back down, either. Always smiling, he snuffed out every budding romance of hers and chased away every potential future husband at her side as payback.

After meeting Xu Xiaohe, Zhong Cheng seemed to be angry all the time. At first, he was angry because she teased him. Later, he was angry because she only teased him and never made a move. Finally, he was angry because she stopped teasing him and started flirting with someone else.

Content warnings: The female lead has had sex before, while the male lead is a virgin. The second male lead and female lead have a pseudo-sibling relationship (no blood relation, no adoption, only foster care). All male supporting characters who have had genuine romantic feelings for the female lead are virgins (the extras in the blurb have no intimate scenes with her). The heroine is a flirt who loves to run her mouth. They start out as an argumentative couple. In the middle and later parts, the male lead acts tough but is soft-hearted, and turns into a cold-faced laundry washer as he flirts with her and gets hot and heavy.

Theme: The one who came out of nowhere