The Librarian Is Terrible at Japanese

What I used to be called doesn't matter anymore. No one can even pronounce my name now. (Sobs.) One day, for some reason I don't even understand, a cat brought me to a library. It chattered away, but I couldn't understand a single word. So I started zoning out. When I came to, my hand had written the name I always use in games, [Zuo Zhen], in my own clumsy handwriting, in a strange place. The characters I'd written suddenly burst into golden light, which wrapped around me. Words flashed through the light again and again. After the sound of pages flipping, I dropped back where I'd been, with two letters in my hands. "Sa," the cat flicked its tail twice. "Yigo!" Wait, no, no, no, no. Never mind why a cat can talk or where I am. The important thing is that I haven't understood a single word this whole time! Aaaaaaaah! Why isn't there a translation team? (Completely exasperated.) Bungo and Bungo Stray Dogs. I'm playing Bungo right now, and my Japanese is so bad that all I can think about is Chuuya, haaah, kuunka kuunka. (Sobs.) Terrible writing. Just recording everyday life. No outline. Updates whenever I feel like it. 2020.9.8 20:41 Screenshot saved. After thinking it over, I changed it back to no CP. Though, I mean, it's all the same anyway. 2020.9.11 02:46 Screenshot saved. Theme: Be self-reliant.