[JoJo's Bizarre Adventure] This Can't Be Right, I'm Just an Ordinary High School Girl

My name is Alina Akafu. I’m 17 years old. I live in the Yange District of Italy. I’m single. Every day, I go home from school whenever I feel like it. I smoke and drink heavily. I go to bed whenever I want, and get a full four hours of sleep every day. Before bed, I always drink a cup of A-pa tea, then do twenty minutes of the Don’t Get Angry Exercise. Once I’m in bed, I sleep until dawn, never letting fatigue or stress carry over to the next day. The doctors all say I’m perfectly normal. They even recommend I eat some Dianming porridge to improve my diet. * The female lead has no romantic pairing, though other couples I like might possibly make an appearance. * Let’s just say the couples I like are usually from the Arctic Circle (. * But it’s fine, since I might not write about them anyway. Even if I do, it’ll be pure and wholesome, with no steamy scenes, so why worry about who’s on top? Also, I’m chaotic evil and will eat anything. * The fourth point is a little bit of bullying toward Mi4444da. * My writing is terrible, so please go easy on me. * Major OOC warning ahead. * Written for love, updated whenever inspiration strikes.