After the Fake Daughter Inherited the Funeral Parlor

[The first part is finished, you can go to the column to collect the second part, and ask the master to do the math and open a QAQ] Su Yun died inexplicably in her previous life. After her rebirth, she found out that she was a fake daughter who was taken away to protect the real daughter Su Yun from disaster. Even if she is reborn by chance, she is still an ordinary person who has lost any luck, and has no choice but to inherit the dilapidated funeral parlor that provides one-stop funeral services at her biological parents' home to live out the rest of her life. However, in this funeral parlor, the undertaker is a naughty ghost who always paints the corpses lifelike; the one who resists the corpse is a retired ghost servant who always subconsciously takes out the soul chain; the one who decorates the mourning hall is a ghost bride, who always makes the funeral look like a ghost wedding scene... A group of big guys with a good reputation, but they only hide behind their boss when something happens to the body! Boss Su Yun: Death Smile. Jpg With no other choice, Su Yun had no choice but to put up another notice to recruit employees who could resist the trouble. As a result, a second-rate Celestial Master who only knew how to catch ghosts came. —— Recruitment notice: We are looking for funeral parlor handymen. We are looking for adults, capable of taking care of themselves, clean appearance, neat work, courageous, and able to fold paper money and cut shrouds. If you are interested, please contact the boss Su Yun at 123xxxxxxxx. Su Yun looked at Lin Lang's boring resume: ... Okay, it's just you. At least the heavenly masters are brave enough not to push the boss out of the way to block the gun:) 1v1. Su Yun ———— The completed article "The Master of Feng Shui in the 1980s" and the serialized article "Daily Life of Mary's Disease" will be updated daily~ ———— Pre-received article 1: "Deng Deng, I'm about to start squeezing oil" Copywriting 1. Hua Deng is an oil lamp that illuminates the royal mausoleum, nicknamed the Changming Lamp. It absorbs the essence of the sun and moon in the tomb and becomes a spirit. However, as a lamp, the biggest trouble is that it needs oil. Without oil, it will extinguish. If it extinguishes, it will not be able to transform into a human form. If it cannot transform into a human form, it can only be an ordinary lamp. The craftsman had little oil left for her, so Hua Deng decided to go out and earn some oil, so she specialized in acting as a stand-in for rich people. As long as she came into contact with enough dead people, she would have enough oil. One day, she received an order to replace her rich sister at blind date banquets, blind date variety shows, and blind date dinners. The rich sister was very wealthy and said that as long as Hua Deng could win away a blind date, she would give her one million, with no upper limit. Hua Deng suddenly felt that she could do this job for the rest of her life! —— At the blind date party, Hua Deng was like a magic stick with no sense of boundaries. When she met someone who came to chat with her, she would start thinking about her death date. The sooner she died, the happier she would laugh. At the end of the night, no one who was a male present would talk to her anymore. On the blind date variety show, Hua Deng was ranked first in the show. When the director asked her about her impressions of the male guests, her comments only included a series of "a little oily, average oiliness, good oiliness, and a lot of oiliness", which offended all the fans in the live broadcast room on the spot. At the blind date dinner, Hua Deng was more talkative than the seven aunts and eight aunts present. She started by saying, "How old is your child? How old is he? If he scores so well on the test, he must be the top pick." He closed, "The dissatisfaction in the marriage must be a man's problem. I suggest you just change it, it will be better for the child." Shengsheng talked to all the matchmakers about divorce. Copywriting 2. Hua Deng took over the identity of the rich woman sister and got along well. But before the identity was completely changed, the rich woman sister said that there was a lifeless man in the circle. People said that he would not live long and had a bad personality. So now he is becoming more and more abnormal as he gets older. He suggested that he should be used as a memorial if he met someone who was dead. However, one time when Hua Deng was unable to maintain the appearance of his rich sister due to lack of oil, she happened to meet this man who had been offered up as a dead man long ago in the legend, and he immediately felt that he was saved - there were many people who were oily, and there were not many men like this who seemed to be in a perpetual motion machine when extracting oil. So every time Hua Deng ran out of oil and couldn't find a new dead person, he would go to the automatic oil press Gu Chongjin and take a sip from the buffet to stay alive. He would run away every time he finished eating, and the main thing was to eat the king's meal! —— Gu Chongjin suspected that he was not far away from death because he occasionally had hallucinations and saw a strange woman walking past him, giving him a strange, indescribable, and unspeakable smile every time. Later, Gu Chongjin couldn't find out who this mysterious woman was. When he was officially arranging his funeral, he suddenly saw a blind date variety show on his friend's tablet, and someone in it showed a very familiar smile to him... —————— Pre-released article 2: "I pick up trash to feed you [80]" Copywriting: The master gave Liu Shenghuai orders since she was a child, saying that she would be short-lived if she was wounded seven times by the Lone Star of the Heavenly Evil Star. She would not live to be thirty years old and would remain poor all her life. Liu Shenghuai, who didn't really want to be a poor man, began to think of ways to change his destiny in his second year as a teacher. He joined the archaeological team with a huge fortune of two and a half cents that he had accumulated for 25 years, trying to borrow some luck from a thousand-year-old corpse to survive longer. As a result, there was an earthquake and he was locked up in the main tomb. When Liu Shenghuai decided to empty out the tomb, the head in the coffin came to life, and he opened his eyes to see her pulling the clothes off his body. Liu Shenghuai looked at Tou in silence, stretched out his hand to cover Tou's eyes, and tried to hypnotize him: "You're so excited, no one is digging through your coffin, just keep sleeping." Head: "..." —— In order to survive, Liu Shenghuai reluctantly stole someone's head out. Before she came out, she patted her chest and promised: "Don't worry, I will take good care of you and follow Sister Huai! You will be hungry for nine meals in three days! No, I will take care of nine meals in three days." Head: "..." After leaving the mausoleum, the facts are like this—— Liu Shenghuai: "You know, I have had no money since I was a child, and I left my mother, so I can only pick up garbage to make a living... I don't need money, I don't need my life, I only need a companion!" Head: "." So you still need my head to support you, right? 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