The master gave Liu Shenghuai orders since she was a child, saying that she would definitely have a short life if she was wounded by the evil star Seven Kills, and she would not live to be thirty years old and would be poor all her life.
Liu Shenghuai, who didn't really want to be a poor man, began to think of ways to change his destiny in his second year as a teacher. He joined the archaeological team with a huge fortune of two and a half cents that he had accumulated for 25 years, trying to borrow some luck from a thousand-year-old corpse to survive longer.
As a result, there was an earthquake and he was locked up in the main tomb. When Liu Shenghuai decided to empty out the tomb, the head in the coffin came to life, and he opened his eyes to see her pulling the clothes off his body.
Liu Shenghuai looked at Tou in silence, stretched out his hand to cover Tou's eyes, and tried to hypnotize him: "You're so excited, no one is digging through your coffin, just keep sleeping."
Head: "..."
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In order to survive, Liu Shenghuai reluctantly stole someone's head out. Before she came out, she patted her chest and promised: "Don't worry, I will take good care of you and follow Sister Huai! You will be hungry for nine meals in three days! No, I will take care of nine meals in three days."
Head: "..."
After leaving the mausoleum, the facts are like this——
Liu Shenghuai: "You know, I have had no money since I was a child, and I left my mother, so I can only pick up garbage to make a living... I don't need money, I don't need my life, I only need a companion!"
Head: "." So you still need my head to support you, right?
Yagyu Sophora: "OvO"
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