[This article is the second part and is not independent]
Su Yun died inexplicably in her previous life. After her rebirth, she found out that she was a fake daughter who was taken away to protect the real daughter Su Yun from disaster.
Even if she is reborn by chance, she is still an ordinary person who has lost any luck, and has no choice but to inherit the dilapidated funeral parlor that provides one-stop funeral services at her biological parents' home to live out the rest of her life.
However, in this funeral parlor, the undertaker is a naughty ghost who always paints the corpses lifelike; the one who resists the corpse is a retired ghost servant who always subconsciously takes out the soul chain; the one who decorates the mourning hall is a ghost bride, who always makes the funeral look like a ghost wedding scene...
A group of big guys with a good reputation, but they only hide behind their boss when something happens to the body!
Boss Su Yun: Death Smile. Jpg
With no other choice, Su Yun had no choice but to put up another notice to recruit employees who could resist the trouble. As a result, a second-rate Celestial Master who only knew how to catch ghosts came.
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Recruitment notice: We are looking for funeral parlor handymen. We are looking for adults, capable of taking care of themselves, clean appearance, neat work, courageous, and able to fold paper money and cut shrouds. If you are interested, please contact the boss Su Yun at 123xxxxxxxx.
Su Yun looked at Lin Lang's boring resume: ... Okay, it's just you.
At least the heavenly masters are brave enough not to push the boss out of the way to block the gun:)
1v1. Su Yun
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Pre-collection 1~ "I am the Witch of Bad Luck"
Copywriting: Yu Monong has not been liked by her family since she was a child. She seems to care about her but does not treat her as a family member. No one knows that she is the third daughter of the Yu family. Instead, her fourth sister is regarded as her. Everyone thinks that the Yu family only has three children.
In her senior year of high school, Yu Mo Nong, under heavy pressure to enter a higher school, tried to gain comfort by becoming a child that her family liked. However, she accidentally discovered that everyone in the family except her had special abilities and identities, and they were looking for a special witch.
In order to please her family, Yu Monong and her good friends secretly investigated and entered a supernatural criminal organization. Unexpectedly, she was the special witch that everyone was looking for. However, no one believed her.
The family said that even if she knew about this incident, she should not use it to gain their attention. They had already worked very hard. Why couldn't she be obedient and study hard to be an ordinary person?
The person with a crush said that if the special witch he has been looking for is her, Yu Mo Nong, then he would rather believe that the special witch does not exist in the world at all.
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Later, the organization was uprooted, and Yu Monong was suddenly listed with the prisoners. The second sister was so angry that she slapped Yu Monong in public. Only then did everyone know that there was a third lady in the Yu family, and she had bad conduct and joined a criminal organization.
Although it was found that Yu Mo Nong was innocent and efforts were made to collect evidence, the Yu family erased all traces of Yu Mo Nong and performed memory erasure treatment on her for the sake of reputation.
However, Yu Mo Nong woke up from her deep sleep and found that her memory had not changed at all. She still remembered that her coming-of-age and college entrance ceremony were an endless fire, a humiliation of loss of dignity, and a secret that could never be revealed.
Yu Monong: Shh, there is no Bad Luck Witch here. Everyone knows that the Bad Luck Witch is a useless witch that does not exist or is useless.
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Pre-collection 2 ~ "I picked up garbage in 80 and raised ghosts [Metaphysics]"
Copywriting: The master gave Liu Shenghuai orders since she was a child, saying that she would be short-lived if she was wounded seven times by the Lone Star of the Heavenly Evil Star. She would not live to be thirty years old and would remain poor all her life.
Liu Shenghuai, who didn't really want to be a poor man, began to think of ways to change his destiny in his second year as a teacher. He joined the archaeological team with a huge fortune of two and a half cents that he had accumulated for 25 years, trying to borrow some luck from a thousand-year-old corpse to survive longer.
As a result, there was an earthquake and he was locked up in the main tomb. When Liu Shenghuai decided to empty out the tomb, the head in the coffin came to life, and he opened his eyes to see her pulling the clothes off his body.
Liu Shenghuai looked at Tou in silence, stretched out his hand to cover Tou's eyes, and tried to hypnotize him: "You're so excited, no one is digging through your coffin, just keep sleeping."
Head: "..."
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In order to survive, Liu Shenghuai reluctantly stole someone's head out. Before she came out, she patted her chest and promised: "Don't worry, I will take good care of you and follow Sister Huai! You will be hungry for nine meals in three days! No, I will take care of nine meals in three days."
Head: "..."
After leaving the mausoleum, the facts are like this——
Liu Shenghuai: "You know, I have had no money since I was a child, and I left my mother, so I can only pick up garbage to make a living... I don't need money, I don't need my life, I only need a companion!"
Head: "." So you still need my head to support you, right?
Yagyu Sophora: "OvO"
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At the same time, the double-edited article "Code of Human Performance" is being serialized, and the completed article "The Master of Feng Shui in the 1980s" is being serialized.
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Purpose: The truth should not be buried with death.
Reader comments
Lin Lang always felt choked during this operation. Although Su Yun persuaded him to rebel in the end, he still felt choked and uncomfortable.
Is this article still updated? Is it going to be abandoned?
Everyone in the Su family is mentally ill, no one is normal.
It's great to watch. I first watched The Great Tailor Shop, then I watched Feng Shui Master of the 1980s, and then I watched these two movies, but every one of them was great to watch! ! !
Come on, come on, come on, big
Punch in, punch in, punch in [make me healthy]
Hahahahahahahahahahaha? Heatton?
Punch in, punch in, punch in [make me healthy]
Can the kidney be merged?
These people are really outrageous. This old man is also an old fool. I can't understand it either.
Is the heroine the reincarnation of some kind of Fuwa [changed]
Why are you still talking to readers? Tell us what the hexagrams are.
Check in, check in, check in
It won't be a trap, it will be greatly updated.
Punch in, punch in, punch in [make me healthy]
I feel like this veteran must have something to do with Lin Lang
Punch in, punch in, punch in [make me healthy]
A critical hit when opening the screen, but I had guessed it before, so I felt like there was something weird about Lin Lang. Maybe it was my intuition after reading novels for so many years [laughing and crying] [laughing and crying]
The big one is so well written! I really like the big letters! ?(????)??
Hey hey haha love at first sight?
I'm really struggling to write the emotional line... Emmmmm, it feels weird at the end? ??? So this is how the author set him up at the beginning...
This emotional line is very comfortable to write [dog head]
Lin Lang always felt choked during this operation. Although Su Yun persuaded him to rebel in the end, he still felt choked and uncomfortable.
Is this article still updated? Is it going to be abandoned?
Everyone in the Su family is mentally ill, no one is normal.
It's great to watch. I first watched The Great Tailor Shop, then I watched Feng Shui Master of the 1980s, and then I watched these two movies, but every one of them was great to watch! ! !
Come on, come on, come on, big
Punch in, punch in, punch in [make me healthy]
Hahahahahahahahahahaha? Heatton?
Punch in, punch in, punch in [make me healthy]
Can the kidney be merged?
These people are really outrageous. This old man is also an old fool. I can't understand it either.
Is the heroine the reincarnation of some kind of Fuwa [changed]
Why are you still talking to readers? Tell us what the hexagrams are.
Check in, check in, check in
It won't be a trap, it will be greatly updated.
Punch in, punch in, punch in [make me healthy]
I feel like this veteran must have something to do with Lin Lang
Punch in, punch in, punch in [make me healthy]
A critical hit when opening the screen, but I had guessed it before, so I felt like there was something weird about Lin Lang. Maybe it was my intuition after reading novels for so many years [laughing and crying] [laughing and crying]
The big one is so well written! I really like the big letters! ?(????)??
Hey hey haha love at first sight?
I'm really struggling to write the emotional line... Emmmmm, it feels weird at the end? ??? So this is how the author set him up at the beginning...
This emotional line is very comfortable to write [dog head]
Really like this article