[Crossover] A High School Light Novel Writer Would Never Write Anything Weird

My name is Takagi Ichika. I'm sixteen, and I'm a light-novel author. I live in a wealthy neighborhood in Tokyo, I'm pretty and rich, and I don't have a boyfriend... Not that I don't want one. I just can't get one.

My first love was in fourth grade. He was Tachibana Makoto, a kind upperclassman on the swim team. I closed my eyes and stood on tiptoe to kiss him, but he said he thought of me as a little sister.

My childhood friend is the big, dim-witted Murasakibara Atsushi from next door. He was already over six feet tall when he graduated elementary school. I have no idea what he eats to grow so big. Thanks to him, everyone who confesses to me ends up running away in tears.

When I graduated from ninth grade, I wanted to confess my feelings to Akashi Seijuro, the student council president I'd had a crush on for two years. But he unexpectedly discovered the steamy romance stories I wrote for extra cash... What are you looking at? If a guy like Nozaki can draw girls' manga, why can't I write sexy novels!

Ha! Goodbye, youth. I'm transferring to Rikkai University High School.

Reader's guide:

1. A friendship-focused story about a girl adored by everyone. The protagonist is the mischievous Takagi-kun's older sister.

2. Includes Kuroko's Basketball, The Prince of Tennis, Free!, The Disastrous Life of Saiki K., Monthly Girls' Nozaki-kun, Kaguya-sama: Love Is War, Ouran High School Host Club, Maid Sama!, My Little Monster, Say I Love You, Sakamoto Days, Run with the Wind, and other school manga. The geography goes completely off the rails.

3. A shipping war story. I'll write whatever comes to mind.

4. Don't take it too seriously. If you do, you're right.

Theme: A big mash-up of school anime. All that matters is youth!