I Can't Survive Without Stealing a Kiss

Announcement: Finally dipping a toe into danmei fantasy, 2020.9.5

CP: A laid-back boss shunned by his family, gong x a little bone fish disowned by his family, shou

In one sentence: I successfully snuck a kiss again today!

Among the wealthy circles of Hong Kong, there's a secret to great fortune: keeping a bone fish.

Before bringing one home, you have to have its bones read.

A feng shui master must calculate whether it's a good match. If it is, you take it home and care for it devotedly. It can bring you wealth and good fortune, and ward off disaster and misfortune.

Gong Yu Ch'en didn't believe in any of that. When someone tried to curry favor with him by giving him one, he treated it like an ordinary ornamental fish and didn't pay it much attention.

Yu Huai was very pleased with this.

If someone kept watching him, what if they found out he never ate fish food?

Bone fish naturally gather yang energy. They don't need food to survive, but they do have to release their excess yang energy.

Every night, once his owner fell asleep, Yu Huai flushed the fish food down the toilet, sneaked into the bedroom, and stole a kiss to pass on some yang energy!

During the day, when the man wasn't home, he was the happiest bone fish in the world!

He could run wild in a fancy apartment by the river in Hong Kong, with the best view in the city!

Then one day, Gong Yu Ch'en got drunk and couldn't sleep. He caught the fish sneaking in for a midnight kiss red-handed, and they spent a night together. But he thought it had all been a dream.

The next day, he woke up feeling inexplicably refreshed. For once, he got off work early and went home, only to find the floor by the entrance soaking wet. The fish in the tank beside it was gone.

Yu Huai had run out of yang energy the night before and slept so deeply that he forgot himself. When he finally jolted awake from a near-death dream, his eyes met the man sitting on the edge of the bed.

Gong Yu Ch'en lifted the fish food, yet another newly bought container that was already empty. "That was you, wasn't it?"

Yu Huai: ...Fuck!

Later, Gong Yu Ch'en went to a business dinner, and someone asked him about bone fish taking human form.

He shook his head with a knowing air. "Never seen one."

The other person lamented, "I heard they can get pregnant in human form."

Gong Yu Ch'en paused, then went home and asked, "Can you have a baby?"

Yu Huai was speechless. "Don't spread rumors!"

Gong Yu Ch'en: "Let's try it first."

Yu Huai: "?"

Theme: A man with a treasure invites trouble