I Just Want to Hold Your Hand [Entertainment Industry]

[Complete. My next novel will be The Madman's Guide to Reverse Conquest, about a double-madness duo: one loves to put on an act, and the other loves to play along. Scroll down to see the blurb.]

Tang Ci is a minor actor with nothing but a pretty face. He was born with a talent for attracting hate, the type of celebrity whose popularity is paper-thin and whose haters outnumber his fans.

Hate threads pop up all over the internet, and marketing accounts keep stirring up trouble.

Tang Ci: I'm a nobody. Leave me alone. :)

One day, by a twist of fate, he takes part in an audition for the third male lead in Wonderland.

At the audition.

Assistant Director: This character is free-spirited and unconventional, unwilling to bow to society. The actor needs to...

When the newly rich second-generation director Lin Hang saw the person walk in through the door, his eyes slowly narrowed. "Beauty lies in the bones, not the skin."

His gaze leisurely settled on Tang Ci. "I want him."

The two met and shook hands. Lin Hang held Tang Ci's hand, running his fingers over it one by one. His expression was innocent and serious. "It's been a long time, senior."

Tang Ci: "..."

What do I do? The puppy who used to chase after me has come back.

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For the nth time, Lin Hang blocked Tang Ci on set, wearing a sour expression as he coaxed him. "Just this once. Listen to me."

Tang Ci said coldly, "Stop pestering me. This is abusing your power to get what you want. It's sexual harassment."

Lin Hang frowned. "What are you talking about? I just want to hold your hand."

Tang Ci: "..."

Aren't you supposed to be an experienced flirt? Why aren't you anything like I imagined?

#IfYouWeren'tSoHandsomeIWouldHaveCalledThePolice#

#MyFutureHusbandThinksI'mAPervertCanThisBeFixedAskingForHelpUrgently#

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*A pure-hearted gong (Lin Hang) who seems to have endless dirty jokes and a rock-steady demeanor, but has never even held someone's hand, and a composed shou (Tang Ci) who seems untouched by worldly affairs but secretly reads erotic novels every day.

*Tang Ci is the unflappable type. He keeps smut in hand and watches the mad dog with a smile (not really).

*They fall in love, and then put on a little show about turning a flop into a success.

The next novel, The Madman's Guide to Reverse Conquest, can be found in my collection.

Question: How many steps does it take to (reverse) conquer a madman?

From the School of Hard Knocks:

Thanks for asking.

1. First, act meek.

2. If acting meek doesn't work, cry.

3. If crying doesn't work, run.

Then you'll end up with an even crazier madman.

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Question: What do you need to become a madman?

Lin Duzhao:

1. A beautiful room.

2. A boyfriend who falls for good looks and has no conscience.

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Lin Duzhao was handsome, gentle, and considerate in every way, the perfect boyfriend.

Shi Ruan fell for everyone he met, a heartless bad boy.

Shi Ruan broke his heart.

Lin Duzhao didn't want to keep up the act anymore.

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[Madman's Diary]

[I was used to a colorless world, if you had never given me color.]

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One day, a long time later:

Shi Ruan was in the bedroom writing a five-hundred-word apology.

Halfway through, he started complaining. "You're so petty. You'd never have been the principal wife in ancient times."

The young man focused only on the key point, giving him the lightest, coolest glance. "Do you want there to be someone else?"

Shi Ruan: "..."

N-No. I wouldn't dare. QAQ

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*An obsessive, cold-blooded, two-faced madman gong & a shameless, naturally flirtatious shou

Theme: Don't neglect your career, don't miss out on love, cherish happiness, and live well.