Like Hell I’ll Be Your Princess

[Abandoned. I don't want to move it anymore]

Su Chou was reborn in the body of the young master of the Su family. Everyone in the Su household informed him, "You have happy news!"

Su Chou: ?

Prime Minister Su: Son, you're getting married!

Su Chou thought to himself: Reborn with a wife included? What a great deal!

Prime Minister Su: Your spouse is our Seventh Prince!

Su Chou: The foremost of the Four Beauties? The Seventh Prince? Fantastic!

... Wait a minute, isn't he a man?

Prime Minister Su: Of course. Don't worry, the Seventh Prince won't mistreat you after you marry him.

Su Chou: Marry?

Prime Minister Su: His Highness the Seventh Prince has a high status and a handsome face. He's polite and gentle, too. Isn't this a good thing?

Su Chou: It does sound pretty good... Wait, no, it doesn't!

I like women, damn it!

Cool, aloof top x goofy bottom. Bottom's POV, and the bottom pursues the top. Happy ending!

(I wrote this in middle school, so read with caution. The writing is childish, and it has a strong old-school feel.)

Theme: I hope this makes you happy.