The Interstellar General Insists on Making Me His Snake Pet, What Should I Do?

The Great Beauty of the Cultivation World and His Little Interstellar Snake Bodyguard, also known as My Lover Can Pilot a Mecha =3=

In this life, the thing Xu Zijì hated most was anyone plotting to slap him in the face.

As the undisputed number one beauty of the Liuli Realm, Xu Ziji had countless people in the cultivation world secretly or openly setting their sights on him. Most of them, however, could only dream about it.

After all, though the beauty was beautiful, he was poisonous.

Everyone knew that, thanks to an extraordinary encounter in his youth, Xu Ziji had cultivated peerless poison arts. Gifted beyond compare, he had reached the Soul Division stage at a very young age.

On top of that, he was ruthless, and never held back in a fight. There really weren't many people bold enough to provoke him.

But if his cultivation level fell, that might not be the case.

In the Five Flame Perilous Realm, which opened once every thousand years, Xu Ziji made a careless mistake while leaving a rogue cultivator's cave dwelling and fell into a trap. His cultivation suffered a severe loss, and he was reduced to a Golden Core cultivator.

Fortunately, he had found some treasures in the rogue cultivator's cave dwelling, one of which was an ancient summoning array. From the fragmentary words on its scroll, he learned that the array could summon a powerful beast companion who would share his life.

Just imagining what would happen if people discovered that his cultivation had plummeted gave Xu Ziji a splitting headache. With no other choice, he decided to take a chance on the incomplete ancient method and activated the summoning array.

As the youngest general in the Interstellar Free Federation, and the rarest person ever recorded to possess both physical and mental strength at the 3S level, Luo Lingfeng was an interstellar idol with fans across every border.

However, on his way back from a mission, this interstellar idol inexplicably found himself in another world and was forced to become bound to a stranger.

The general was very unhappy.

But before long, General Luo would be eating those words.

A cold-blooded admiral gong who can transform into a giant python x a poisonous-tongued beauty shou who hates humans

Luo Lingfeng x Xu Ziji

Reader's Guide:

1. One-on-one romance, both are each other's first.

2. Powerful leads. The shou's cultivation will be suppressed early on.

3. A mash-up of tropes I love: a chaotic collision of cultivation and mecha, qwq.

4. I'm a sweet-romance author, trust me, qwq.

My currently updating Infinite-flow novel, for anyone interested, qwq:

Is the Game Streamer Really That Good? [Infinite]

In the summer of 2027, Earth finally got its wish and connected with signals from an extraterrestrial intelligent species. Unfortunately, this was no cause for celebration.

An unknown civilization suddenly appeared, claiming to be the organizers of the Black Hole Game. They mercilessly informed everyone that Earth's region was about to join the game. Each round would require enough people to participate, and failure to meet the quota would bring punishment.

No one knew what kind of game it was or what the organizers wanted. But their technology was so far beyond Earth's that nobody dared gamble on what the promised punishment might be. So, before the first round began, countries sent a combined total of tens of thousands of people to take part. Most were death-row prisoners convicted of serious crimes, who agreed to participate in exchange for reduced sentences. A small number were advance troops sent to scout ahead.

The result of the first battle: Earth's region suffered a crushing defeat.

When the results came in, earthquakes measuring magnitude 5 or higher struck around the world, causing serious damage and confirming that the organizers' promised punishment was real.

The so-called game was actually rife with bloodshed, violence, and killing. Every round was livestreamed worldwide, broadcasting all its cruelty without restraint for everyone to see. Of the more than ten thousand participants, only a few dozen remained when it ended. People finally understood how terrifying the game was. Even death-row prisoners refused to take part again.

But the game had to go on. The government began arranging suitable participants, and amid everyone's anxious dread, the second round began.

As the high-definition projection in the sky slowly displayed the players in the second round, everyone was stunned.

Wait, who was this handsome guy?!

On the screen, a strikingly handsome man stood among the crowd, his looks rivaling those of a supermodel. He was impossible to miss. Even the other players beside him couldn't help setting aside their fear and looking his way.

When they saw that the Huaxia government had sent someone like him to play the game, people outside the game erupted.

"Hey, this is a death game, not a talent show! What good does sending someone like him do? Have you even thought about our future? If we lose, we'll be punished!"

"Damn it! We're finished, we're finished! Everyone, find somewhere to hide and wait to die! The leaders must have escaped on spaceships ages ago. They don't give a damn about our lives!"

"Wait, why does he look familiar?"

"Holy crap! Isn't that Zero, the top dog in our game-streaming scene, with god-tier looks and skills?"

"Aaaaaah! Zero! If you're being forced to do this, just blink! I... I can't save you!"

"Waaah, I can't watch! If Zero dies, I'll be crying for at least twenty years!"

After netizens dug up the details, people soon found out who this handsome game-show contestant was.

Game streamer Zero played and streamed every kind of game. With first-rate skills and a top-tier star's face, he was known to everyone in the streaming scene. And now, he was streaming again, this time the newly launched Black Hole Game.

But before long, people realized something was off.

Wuxia game fans: "I know this one! Basic attack, basic attack, dodge into a combo, then disarm! Huh? Bro, you can actually disarm people?"

FPS game fans: "Movement, pre-aiming, recoil control... Waaah, you never told us you could shoot a real gun! No wonder people kept getting headshot before they even saw anyone..."

Mythology game fans: "It's just a sacrifice, a summoning ritual, and a contract. The same old routine... Wait! Is this even remotely scientific?"

Earth's region wasn't the only one forced to take part in this inhumane game. More than a dozen other planets were playing at the same time. One region, called the Divine Realm, had players who were always muttering strangely about their god.

If our god were still here, how could this be allowed to happen!

That was what the Divine Realm's players shouted most often.

Then, during a later round, the Divine Realm's players finally went mad. They wanted to revive their god, but their method was completely wrong. Zero, an innocent passerby who just happened to be there, couldn't stand watching and gave them a little help. As a result, their god really did come back to life, and even latched onto him!

The god, smiling sweetly: "Why are you called Zero? Are you a zero? What kind of zero?"

Zero glanced at him coolly. "Stop smiling. Aren't gods zeros too?"

The god: "…"

P.S. The protagonist isn't a good person in the traditional sense, but he is a good person! As for the god, um... he's not human (really).

Reader's Guide:

1. One-on-one romance, both are each other's first.

2. Powerful leads, thrilling and satisfying!

3. I'm a sweet-romance author, trust me, qwq.

4. The premise comes from The Hunger Games. I'm a shameless omnivore, so there may be a lot of mixed elements. The good news is, I've stitched them all together, hehe.

Theme: Two people complement each other and grow together.