The Ultimate Insider

[Prepublication notice has been updated. Feel free to unfollow if you like] You played a life-simulation game set in a Western fantasy world. In this game, you had to draw cards to obtain the corresponding relationships. Your friends called your luck with game draws MAX, so you weren't worried in the slightest. Just as everyone expected, you drew every card of the highest rarity. The king was your older brother, the elf king was your closest friend, the heir to the dragon clan was your admirer, the missing God of Light was your ex-boyfriend, and you even had a demon lord lover who'd been sealed away for ten thousand years and somehow managed to contact you for an online romance... Any one of those cards would be enough to make someone else brag, but somehow you had collected them all. It sounded wonderful, except that every faction in the game was at odds with the others. You thought these relationships were too complicated, so you deleted the game. The next day, you transmigrated into the game. The bad news was that you'd become a lowly slave in the game, going hungry every day and suffering abuse. The good news was that you came with a game System, and all those relationships you'd drawn were still there. ...Wait, isn't the latter the worse news?? Reader's Guide: 1. A story about being adored by everyone. It'll probably be an awkward, cheesy, indulgent, satisfying, and completely ridiculous mix. 2. Written in third person. The setting in the blurb may change, but the core premise won't. Theme: Since you're here, make the most of it.