After the Movie Emperor Transmigrated into a Vase Actress

The novel is complete. My new novel, Nobody Could Possibly Be Richer Than Me, is now available. See my author page. Gao Fei is a famous actress in showbiz, known for having a big bust, no brains, and no acting skills. She has confessed her love for Best Actor Gu Nanan from afar countless times. So a saying has long circulated in the industry: “Gao Fei's breasts are fake, her face is fake, but her heart, which loves Gu Nanan, is real.” When someone asked the Best Actor what he thought of the saying, he scoffed and publicly declared that he would never get involved with a vapid, pretty actress like her. Then one day, he woke up in the body of the actress surnamed Gao and discovered that the saying was wrong Her breasts were real, her face was real, and the only thing fake was the heart that supposedly loved him with a passion that could move mountains and dry up the seas. Best Actor: “…” Lately, rumors have been going around that the actress and the Best Actor are acting strangely. The actress focuses on her roles, delivers incredible performances, and wins all three major awards, rocketing to stardom. The Best Actor cheers and applauds from below, looking as happy as if he'd won Best Actress himself. Just as people begin to wonder if someone has put a curse on them, a reporter captures them backstage at the awards ceremony that night. The actress flings her trophy at the Best Actor, grabs his tie, and kisses him passionately. An old trope: making out against a wall. If it's not your thing, please don't flame me. Blurb for my new novel: Yu Jia, the queen bee of the affiliated high school, has a wealthy family and a pretty face. No one at the school is richer than her, and she likes the top student in her grade, who comes from a poor family but excels in everything. So she bribes their homeroom teacher to seat her next to him, openly escorts him home after school, tops up his meal card with thousands at a time, and finally makes a one-sided public declaration of love over the school radio. Unfortunately, at the same time as her announcement, the top student and the sweet little white-flower girl are walking side by side beneath the trees on campus, backlit by the setting sun. One is ranked first in their grade, the other second. The top student tells the white-flower girl tenderly that what he despises most in this life is a nouveau riche who gets bad grades and never tries to improve. Yu Jia's declaration is a joke, the background music to the love story of the top student and the white-flower girl. The queen bee is heartbroken for three days. On the fourth, she lifts her pretty face again. Then she bribes the homeroom teacher to seat her next to A, openly escorts B home after school, tops up C's meal card with thousands at a time, and declares her love for D over the school radio. Finally, she even links arms with E and walks right up to the top student and the white-flower girl. Seeing the white-flower girl and the top student turn pale, Yu Jia is satisfied. She pulls her arm away and tells E, “Thanks, bye!” But E grabs her hand, narrows his eyes at the backs of the top student and the white-flower girl, and says coolly, “Stick with me, and we'll take first and second place in the grade.” Yu Jia is tempted. That very night, she shows up at his door with a complete set of practice books. Then she discovers that E lives in a mansion even more expensive than her own. He flips through the test papers with an outrageously smug expression. “I'll leave everything blank and come in last. You only have to fill in one answer and come in second to last. That way, we'll take first and second place in the grade.” Yu Jia: … #Is it too late to back out now? # #I don't want us to come in last and second to last # #Your family is loaded? # #What a coincidence, mine is too # A love story between two nouveau riche kids: the one ranked last and the one ranked second to last. Theme: Stay positive.