What do you do when you accidentally end up in ancient times and become a god? A high school student asks for advice online.
In the tenth year of Yongqing, natural disasters struck one after another, leaving people in dire straits. The remote village of Chaohua had nowhere left to turn.
In desperation, Chaohua shaped a crude idol out of dirt and built a humble shrine from thatch, praying for a divine miracle.
And so, a god appeared in the mortal world and saved the people.
Later, strange phenomena appeared in the skies and all life revived. Chaohua survived the chaos.
Later still, the god returned to the shrine to cultivate, while the High Priest walked among humanity on the god's behalf.
The eleventh year of Yongqing became the first year of Chaohua.
The people of Chaohua never forgot their god.
After Chaohua flourished, one solemn, sacred shrine after another was built, and one young priest after another was chosen. They were selected for one reason only: they had a mole on their palm just like the god.
In response, Xu Qi, the so-called god who was a god in name only, could only say: Thanks for asking. From the start, I was given a dilapidated shrine and a flock of gaunt, pale-faced believers. Pencil God, why don't you show your followers some favor? (╥﹏╥)
Theme: Young man, you have no connection to the gods
