The Extra's Many Secret Identities

Going VIP on Monday (1/18)! Over 10,000 words that day! Please show your support, cuties! My friend Nakahara Chuuya's Hat Rack has a new Soukoku story, "Make Your Debut, Hat Rack." Check it out if you're interested! Story blurb: The Space-Time Order Management Bureau, or the Screw Loose Bureau for short. As an ordinary employee there, Noma Jun is responsible for filling in all kinds of bit-part roles. . Bit part #1: Member of the Sheep. Noma Jun: No problem. I'll be the Sheep King's underling and shower him with compliments every day. I'll praise him to the heavens. Chuuya: I'll protect my underlings! . Bit part #2: Port Mafia thug. Noma Jun: No problem. As a Mafia member, I'll be absolutely ruthless... Wait, why does the target look so familiar? Chuuya: Gravity will crush him to pieces! Dazai: Got a problem with my student? . Bit part #3: One of the kids Oda adopts. Noma Jun: No problem. I'll freeload and laze around! Chuuya: This kid reminds me of a... friend. Dazai: This kid reminds me of a... student. Oda: ... . Bit part #4: Assassin from a foreign organization. Noma Jun: No problem. Let's see how the story goes... I have to take out some Port Mafia thug... and some kid Oda adopts... This wage slave quits! Chuuya: His name is Jun. Dazai: What a coincidence. Oda: What a coincidence. . Noma Jun thought that was the ultimate love-triangle showdown, but this world also had a certain big shot with twenty fingers, a certain strongest sorcerer who wore a blindfold, and a certain deity whose hands were always sweaty... Noma Jun: Shivering in fear.jpg . Lots of OOC and a mountain of headcanons! Lots of OOC and a mountain of headcanons! Lots of OOC and a mountain of headcanons! Pairing undecided, so choose sides rationally. I haven't read the Jujutsu Kaisen manga yet, and... Mahito is great, except that he has to die :) . Next up: "Childhood Friends, Huddle Up!" Nakahara Chuuya has an incredibly adorable childhood friend who'll race cars with him, drink with him, and send their enemies flying. In short, absolutely adorable! Everyone else: "...You call that adorable?!" . Dazai Osamu also has an incredibly adorable childhood friend who'll join him for rooftop breezes and deep-sea diving, until the wind blows them off the roof and the diving nearly makes them suffocate. In short, absolutely adorable! Everyone else: "...You call that adorable?!" . Gojo Satoru and Geto Suguru also have an adorable childhood friend. They delve into sorcery, dissect cursed spirits, and love doing scientific experiments on curses. In short, absolutely adorable! Everyone else: "...You call that adorable?!" . Noma Some: Huddle up! All childhood friends, huddle up! . My friend Nakahara Chuuya's Hat Rack has a new Soukoku story, "Make Your Debut, Hat Rack." Chuuya swears he just went out to buy a pack of cigarettes. He has no idea why a talent scout set his sights on him. Talent scout: "I'll make you the next big star!" Chuuya: "Thanks. Bye." Then... Mori, who loves to watch the drama unfold, shoved him into a certain hugely popular trainee show. (Posting six chapters a day! Even the pigeons approve!) Theme: Dreams are dandelion seeds carried off by the wind, while work is the soil that welcomes them.