“This is an official publication documenting the true state of affairs within the Vongola.”
“It’s also a top-quality bathroom read for watching idiots and enjoying a laugh.”
“Get yourself a copy, handsome and beautiful people! My heartless department head says if we sell a few hundred copies, he’ll give me a raise of a few bucks this year! Please save this dirt-poor, over-the-hill bachelor!!”
Staff Member A: Is it really okay to put that last part on the cover? Won’t it hurt sales instead?
Staff Member B: ...I’m conflicted about that too, but the copy in your hand is the final version. It was sent to us after getting approval from the boss, the Guardians, and the Outside Advisors. Even if you question the author’s intelligence, at least have the good sense not to say it out loud, considering how important those people are.
Staff Member A: So nobody tried to stop him? They could’ve at least made a snarky comment.
Staff Member B: About that... look up. The second line was written by the head of his department.
Reader’s note (potential pitfalls):
1. Since someone has successfully joined the ranks of the wage slaves, the guaranteed update schedule (?) is once a week, at six p.m. every Saturday. Replies to comments are also highly unpredictable, so please understand, orz.
2. A KHR fanfic with an original male protagonist, no pairing, and a first-person viewpoint. There are plenty of headcanons, and out-of-character moments are inevitable.
3. The story takes place seven years after the Ring Battle. It follows neither the original timeline nor the timeline of the Future Arc. You can think of it as a parallel world that’s as cheerful as a comedy... maybe?
4. As for the plot... it’s just there to make the snark even better. Yes, the goal is very clear.
5. It’ll probably be a long, very fluffy story... Ahem.
A quick note in bold!
In this story, Tsuna (+7 years) has long hair.
Also, since this is a different timeline from the original, the events involving the original characters aren’t exactly the same. Their personalities may differ slightly, and the relationships between characters aren’t copied directly from the original. So if you insist on calling it out of character, you wouldn’t exactly be wrong. Please think carefully before clicking the little red X in the top-right corner. I’m begging you...!
In the end, I just hadn’t thought things through enough before. I never expected anyone to mind that the rabbit had long hair. Sorry, orz.
Anyway, I’ve added a note to the synopsis in the hope that any new little angels who click in and read this will be able to avoid the unpleasant feeling of stepping on a landmine.
Theme: The Vongola family is just so wonderful
Pfft, I've even been prompted to this point and still don't understand, hahaha
Hahaha, I don't dare to offend Yunque, so stop the loss in time.
I never mentioned Defani and Patrick... Are these two people hanging out in Japan? Ah, I really liked the field department, but I didn't expect that all the staff would defect and be booked... I feel like the tutoring books I've read recently are all about cutting swords. Although it's fun to eat swords, I still look forward to a happy ending.
Delaire's situation is really unexpected. He couldn't be the evil minister in the text...
It's Mid-Autumn Festival, happy Mid-Autumn Festival
This kind of plot is really unpredictable...
I want to see what the real Maud looks like, and I also want to see his highlight moments.
Is Avril Lavigne an undercover agent?
It's late, Happy New Year's Day
2024! Happy New Year! Happy New Year, teacher!