A Certain Unscientific Perfect Crime

Rumor has it that a criminal ghost is a cunning fiend who leaves nothing alive in his wake. Electronic devices can't capture his image, and anyone who has seen him suffers a mental breakdown. Some even say he can make people disappear in broad daylight.

Based on current deductions, this internationally renowned ghost is most likely a widespread criminal syndicate. Many organizations have tried to investigate, but returned empty-handed after failing to find anyone.

Saten, holding the script, cunningly in tears: ...?

Misaka, leaving nothing alive in her wake, Mikoto: ...?

Uiharu, the invisible ghost, Kazari: ...?

Shokuhou, driving people insane, Misaki: ...?

Shirai, making people disappear, Kuroko: ...?

No, they're just an ordinary little crime gang.

1. The story features a five-girl criminal gang. Please don't read if that's not your thing.

2. There are tons of original headcanons and out-of-character moments. Anything that doesn't match the original is intentional.

3. Logic has left the building, the timeline is chaotic, and the writing is nothing special.

4. If you don't like it, please don't flame. Turn left at the door and make life happier for all of us.

5. That's all. Enjoy reading! ☆~

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