After Marrying the Emperor, I Keep Messing Up

Synopsis: Qin Sui, the young Emperor of Xia, ascended the throne in his teens. He was debauched, cruel, and tyrannical, an out-and-out despot. Everyone at court feared him and dared not speak up. The only exception was Lord Yu, a veteran of three reigns and the emperor’s former teacher, who challenged and berated Qin Sui at court every day. As a tyrant, Qin Sui could kill anyone he pleased. But seeing the old fossil act like he was ready to die remonstrating with him every day, Qin Sui came up with a better way to get revenge. He would marry the old fossil’s legitimate grandson and make him his male empress. He had expected to marry a stiff little bookworm. He never imagined that the moment he entered the bridal chamber, he would see his empress sneak a pastry beneath his veil. Qin Sui: “?” After marrying the tyrant Qin Sui, Yu Ning, who had always been unable to say what he really meant, discovered to his dismay that he had acquired a truth-telling buff. On their wedding night, Qin Sui lifted the veil of Yu Ning, who was busy snacking underneath it. The empress looked up in astonishment. Qin Sui raised an eyebrow and reached out to wipe the crumbs from the corner of his mouth. His unhurried movements were like a slow execution. “You are, after all, my empress. You’ll have everything you need.” Yu Ning was so startled that he dropped his pastry onto his wedding robes. He fell to his knees, intending to beg for mercy, but the moment he saw Qin Sui’s face, the words escaped him before he could stop himself: “That’s it? Who do you think you’re fooling?” [Bonus scene] Qin Sui realized that Yu Ning often said the opposite of what he meant. Yu Ning, sincerely: “Your Majesty is truly handsome and imposing, with a bearing fit for a ruler.” Qin Sui’s interpretation: “You mean I look shifty and have a sleazy air?” Yu Ning: “…” That time, he really meant it! Cover art used with permission from Yubao, non-exclusive. Reader’s guide: 1. The top has a terrible personality. No harem, no former flame. Both leads are each other’s only one. Happy ending. 2. There’s a secondary couple. They don’t get much page time, but they’ll appear in the extras. 3. The setting is fictional. Don’t overanalyze the history; many details are made up to serve the plot. 4. Weibo: Jinjiang Reflection Fox Coming soon: I Raised My Reincarnated Nemesis As a newly adult mythical beast, Jiang Yin had barely arrived in the human world when he was subdued and sealed by the Daoist genius Daojun Suxue, Tantai Bi. More than eight hundred years later, the seal weakened and Jiang Yin broke free. He stormed off to take revenge on Tantai Bi, only to learn that he had failed his tribulation more than a decade ago and was already dead. Jiang Yin: “…” With his anger bottled up inside, Jiang Yin kept picking fights with Tantai Bi’s sect and harassing the cultivation world. At last, he heard a rumor: It was said that after Daojun Suxue failed his tribulation, his soul shattered. His sect had tried many times to save him, and the fragments of his soul that they managed to mend had already been reincarnated. The reincarnated person was born with a Daoist constitution and was immune to evil spirits, but had no family ties and was currently missing. Jiang Yin listened in surprise, then turned to look at the boy in the cave. The boy’s entire family had just been wiped out, and he had survived the Ten Thousand Ghost Cavern. Jiang Yin had taken him in as emergency rations. Jiang Yin sneered. “What a coincidence.” He had originally planned to tear the little brat apart and devour him, but that wouldn’t satisfy his grudge. After much deliberation, Jiang Yin decided to keep the boy by his side and torment him every day. Who could have guessed that after years of raising, and tormenting, the boy, the look in his eyes would only grow stranger? After the boy stole a kiss and woke him up, Jiang Yin finally snapped. “You’re chewing on my mouth. Are you trying to eat me first?” Everyone thought that once Daojun Suhan regained his memories, he would be unable to endure the humiliation of his past and would torment Jiang Yin to death. Instead, the mythical beast was kidnapped, and the next day the sect issued an announcement: Daojun Suhan and Daojun Jiang Yin would hold their bonding ceremony in ten days. All friends from the three realms were cordially invited. Everyone: “???” Naive, wicked mythical beast bottom x deceptively sweet top Theme: Lies obstruct communication. Honest communication can bring great love to the world.