Dio (?): I'm such an idiot. Really.
Dio (?): I knew the Joestars were a handful, but I didn't know someone could be 1.95 meters tall at thirteen.
Dio (?): I knew I could be the savior of villains, but I never imagined I might not pull it off.
I've really backed myself into a corner.jpg
#Basically, this is a ridiculous fanfic I came up with after reading Uta-sensei's "Dio and the Bizarre Jojos" and "Jojo's Bizarre Summer Vacation"... So it uses that particular what-if setting. The main goal is to be ridiculous and torment Dio. Unlike the fic next door, whose outline took forever to revise, here I'm just having fun.
#This isn't the original Dio, nor is he really Dio. You could say he's the original Dio, who knows how the original Jojo story goes, but gets thoroughly tormented by young Jojo on this what-if timeline. It's convoluted, but either way, he's a comic relief character. After all, the real Dio reforming and becoming good would be a development even less plausible than a frog peeing (?).
#I hope this isn't a recycled idea. I have a feeling there must be fanfics this ridiculous already (nope). If there are, I'll add more ridiculous original plotlines here. I'm tentatively considering JD as the pairing, but the main point is to torment... I mean, make things ridiculous. I hope everyone will check out Uta-sensei's fan comics! This is a recommendation, okay?
#A lighthearted, fun first-person story! I'm doing my best to make the antics logically consistent!
Theme: At the Joestar estate, just got off the carriage. With a vested interest, I'll remain anonymous.
Really, it's been a year, isn't it? I found a lot of pigeons today, at least not as outrageous as them. I've seen two reviewers for a few years, and you are the most updated one I've seen. I don't have any hope anymore (?-ι_-`)
It's been six days and there's no update yet (smoking
Hahahahaha, it's real grass
Hahahaha, come on!