[Lord of the Mysteries] The Sealed Artifacts Have Something to Say

Curly-Haired Baboon: With the chaotic order at the very foundation of the world of Mysteries, official Beyonders without powerful connections have a hard time staying under the radar or advancing. It's even harder for unaffiliated Beyonders, while ordinary people are like stalks of straw and the aristocracy are like chives. No matter what you transmigrate as, you're starting from the worst possible position. I recommend keeping a sensible distance as an observer.

Curly-Haired Baboon: Still, that doesn't mean you can't dream. From the start, you could run into the Fool by chance, encounter Amon on the road, and add Abraham to make a trio of people just trying to survive. In Backlund, you could chat and laugh with Miss Audrey, meet the Admiral of Stars on a remote island, or witness someone preaching in the Forsaken Land of the Gods. Isn't daydreaming wonderful?

Curly-Haired Baboon: ...But I never could have imagined the shenanigans of landing as a Sealed Artifact. How did it come to this?

#First-person narration, readers can insert themselves as they like (what

#The gender of "I" is whatever you like. I just picked one because the form requires it, but it's really Schrodinger's gender, determined by the reader.

#Personal interpretation, OOC

#I'll try to keep it lighthearted and logical

#Feel free to suggest prompts (??

Theme: Every gift comes at a price.