[Honghuang] The Yellow Plum of the Three Pure Ones

The serialized column novel Getting Rich Before I Find a Job is going strong! If you're interested, sweeties, tap to add it to your favorites~ It's lighthearted, silly fun, so don't overthink it. Hehe, everyone dreams of getting rich overnight. Synopsis: Being human is hard. Being a plant is harder. Being a plant in the Primordial World is especially hard. Who could have imagined that transmigrating would turn her into a plant? At least she can cultivate and transform into human form. Wait, she heard she's a Huangzhong Plum??? A legendary innate spiritual root??? Wow, she sounds amazing!!! She was wrong. Transmigrating didn't change her natural talent for failing at school. Please leave her alone. Wait, you there, don't come any closer! She's one of the Three Pure Ones' people. Believe it or not, her master and martial uncle will beat you to death. Actually, she's just an ordinary, pitiful, weak, helpless Huangzhong Plum who borrows other people's clout to act tough. PS: The author ships certain couples, so this story contains a small amount of danmei content. Enter with caution if that's not your thing. Excerpt: "Fellow Daoist, I can see that you are destined to join us in the West." Zhunti gazed at Huang Ling, his face full of anguish and his eyes practically glowing. No, no, no! I'm not destined to join you, bald monk. You're hurting my eyes. Please step aside, I'm in a hurry to get back to Kunlun. "Fellow Daoist, I'm afraid we're not destined for each other." She grabbed a passerby at random. "Look, I already have a Dao companion. I can't be the other woman. Please leave me alone." Then, under Zhunti's stunned gaze, Huang Ling walked away hand in hand with the passerby. The Great Dao is impartial, and the Heavenly Dao is selfless. Everything happens for a reason. -----Synopsis for Getting Rich Before I Find a Job----- (A one-line introduction: A recent graduate gets rich by chance. She graduates without becoming unemployed and takes off into a happy life!) Synopsis: Waaaah, finding a job as a new graduate is so hard! As a recent graduate, this year's job market is heartbreaking. I even agreed to go to South Africa, and they still sent me a rejection letter. Help! What do I have to do to avoid graduating straight into unemployment? Memorizing answers, doing practice tests, written exams, interviews... Aaaaaah, I haven't even finished my thesis! I can't find a job, and now my advisor has yelled at me too. Waaaaah, I can't go on like this! I'm exhausted. I'll go back to my hometown to rest, then start again after the holiday. Wait, what's in this box? Aaaaaah, I'm rich! Thank you, ancestors! Thank you for leaving me this fortune! And thank you to me for having nothing better to do and going back to my hometown! Woohoo, happy days~ -----Getting-Rich Excerpts----- ! First time at Haidilao "Girls, let's go!" The four of us happily raced toward Haidilao. "Ladies, eat whatever you want. It's on me. Let's feast while we can still get the 31% graduation discount!" I enthusiastically placed our order on the tablet. Now that I had money, I added everything to the cart without even looking at the prices. The four of us ate like crazy for two hours. ! Second time at Haidilao "Come on, let's go get hot pot!" The four of us strolled leisurely toward Haidilao. The four of us more or less wolfed down food for two hours. ! Third time at Haidilao "Hurry up and eat! Have some more. Don't worry about saving me money!" After eating my fill, I put down my chopsticks and enthusiastically urged my friends to keep enjoying the hot pot. An hour later, the other three were clutching their stomachs and slumped in their seats like corpses, muttering, "I can't eat anymore. I can't eat anymore. I never want to eat again!" ! Fourth time at Haidilao "Aaaaaah, I can't do this! We've already eaten at Haidilao three times this week. I'm getting sick of it!" Xiao Liu finally spoke up. Hmm, fair point. "Then let's get grilled fish! It's Friday, so there's a special deal." "Let's go!" Theme: Grow through adversity. No matter how difficult things get, stay strong.