The Villainess Is Five Feet Tall

The serialized novel “Getting Rich Before I Even Find a Job” is going strong! If you’re interested, lovelies, give it a tap and add it to your favorites~ It’s a silly, lighthearted comedy, hee hee hee. Everyone dreams of getting rich, right? This novel is also known as: The Short-Legged Cutie’s Daily Life of Cultivation. Synopsis: After successfully surviving the tribulation lightning, Yan Ruyu grew happier and happier as her teachers and senior martial brothers and sisters praised her. But that very day, she suffered a devastating blow. It seemed that after falling asleep, she had read an entire storybook in her dream, titled My Fate Is Mine, Not Heaven’s. In it, there was a beautiful, fair-skinned, long-legged, glamorous older woman named Yan Ruyu, too. She was the number one beauty in the cultivation world, looked down on everyone less gifted than herself, and eventually brought about her own downfall, dying in a trap she had set herself. After finishing the story, Yan Ruyu woke up. From the description of the character, she knew for certain that this was her own future. But when she looked down at her figure, she burst into tears. A liar, it had to be a lie! Where were her long legs? She was only a tiny, short-legged girl, barely five feet tall! Original story: After Second Senior Brother was injured, “You dare compare yourself to me with cultivation like that? Are you dreaming?” Her beautiful face was full of scorn and mockery. Reality: Yan Ruyu, who was craving Second Senior Brother’s cooking, looked up and comforted him in a soft voice. “You’re so amazing, Senior Brother. You’ll be all better soon, and then we can go eat roast chicken.” Original story: When she saw the gentle Eldest Senior Sister carefully comforting everyone, Yan Ruyu couldn’t stand her. She thought the other woman was so affected, a huge white lotus. Reality: “Senior Sister, Senior Sister, I like you so much!” Yan Ruyu ran toward her on her short little legs, gazing enviously at her senior sister’s long legs. This must be the real-life version of the difference between the buyer’s and seller’s photos. A growing heroine, an adorable little girl × a long-legged beauty who looks cold but is easily embarrassed. Note: 1. This is not a story about a strong female lead. The heroine is just a cutie whose one great wish is to grow taller. 2. The author is terrible at naming characters, so please don’t make fun of the little cutie’s name. 3. There isn’t that much fighting or scheming in our cultivation world. 4. This is a fluffy, everyone-loves-her story. Please be civil while reading, and leave if it’s not to your taste. ----- Blurb for Getting Rich Before I Even Find a Job below ----- (One-sentence introduction: A new graduate unexpectedly gets rich. Graduate without becoming unemployed, and take off into a happy life!) Blurb: Sob, sob, finding a job as a new graduate is so hard! As a new graduate, this year’s job market is heartbreaking. I even agreed to go to South Africa, and they still sent me a rejection letter. Help! Help! What do I have to do to avoid graduating straight into unemployment? Memorizing answers, doing practice questions, written tests, interviews... Aaaah, I haven’t even finished my graduation thesis! I haven’t found a job, and my advisor chewed me out, too. Sob, sob, sob. I can’t go on like this! I’m exhausted. I’ll go home to rest and try again after the holiday. Wait, what’s in this box? Aaaaaah, I’ve struck it rich! Thank you, ancestors! Thank you for leaving me this inheritance! And thank you to myself for having nothing better to do than go back home! Woohoo, what a happy life~ ----- Little snippets of getting rich ----- ! First time at Haidilao “Come on, girls, let’s go!” The four of us happily rushed off to Haidilao. “You three beauties, eat whatever you want. It’s on me! We’ve still got the 31% discount before graduation, so let’s eat our hearts out!” I enthusiastically placed our order on the tablet. Now that I had money, I didn’t even look at the prices before adding things to the cart. The four of us ate enthusiastically for two whole hours. ! Second time at Haidilao “Come on, let’s go get hot pot!” The four of us ambled over to Haidilao. The four of us more or less wolfed down food for two hours. ! Third time at Haidilao “Come on, eat up! Have some more. Don’t worry about saving me money!” Once I’d eaten and drunk my fill, I put down my chopsticks and cheerfully urged my friends to hurry up and eat their hot pot. An hour later, the three people beside me were clutching their stomachs and slumped in their seats like corpses, murmuring, “I can’t eat anymore. I can’t eat anymore. I never want to eat this again!” ! Fourth time at Haidilao “Aaaah, I can’t do it! We’ve already been to Haidilao three times this week. I’m getting sick of it!” Xiao Liu couldn’t help speaking up. Hmm, she had a point. “Then let’s go get grilled fish! It’s Friday, so there’s a special deal today.” “Let’s go, let’s go!” Theme: The future lies beneath our own feet