[Naruto] Every Time I Slacked Off, I Got Dragged Into a Huge Mess. Today, I'm Exhausted, Too

[This is a free story, written out of love. If you like it, please leave a five-star rating. Thank you~] I, Senju Hikoichi, have lost both my parents, but I have a car (crossed out) and a house. I grew up relying on my cousin-aunt, but in the end, even she ran away. I figured my life would just be like this: take it easy in the Anbu, slack off on the sly, and earn enough to support myself. That'd be fine. Then one time, while slacking off, I saw a stranger sneak into the Hyuga Clan Compound and kidnap the Hyuga heiress, only to be killed on the spot by the Hyuga clan head. Me: ? Later, while slacking off again, I saw my friend, whose eyes were physically blind, fall from the sky, barely breathing, and ruin all my grilled fish. Me: ?? After that, the most handsome Uchiha next door slaughtered his whole family and defected. Before leaving, he even gave me a Tsukuyomi spa treatment. Me: ??? Dammit! Can't I just slack off in peace?! Reader's guide: 1. First-person narration. The writing in the first half of the early chapters is rough, so read with caution. 2. The pairing is Itachi. The romance is slow to develop, the logic is dead, and there's a secondary pairing. 3. Please don't judge the protagonist's actions and thoughts from an all-knowing perspective. 4. Check the story's tags, and don't post comments opposing the pairing. * The second Hikoichi story is listed in my profile: *I Lost My Ship*. I lost my own ship, so I'll cry as I look for it. Theme: The working life is tough.