A laid-back office-worker heroine × a childhood-friend hero who's aloof at first and clingy later
Lu Ran spent ten years single, then suddenly transmigrated into the role of a villainess.
She didn't want to follow the plot for even one second, so she packed up and ran away in half a second.
But then the villain forced her into a scam.
Lu Ran: I'm done! You shameless scammer! Just wait, I'll take you down!
But the villain was beautiful, kindhearted, and offered great perks!
Lu Ran changed her tune in a second: Office workers have no feelings! Work! Just work your guts out!
And then the other person treated her better and better!
Lu Ran trembled and refused sternly: "Let's keep our relationship strictly professional. No office romances! Starting with you and me!"
Later on.
The unexpected new arrival became a childhood friend, and the boss became her husband.
Lu Ran: Oh! I get it now!
Up next, a danmei novel: "I'll Protect the Integrity of the Shizun Novel"
Blurb:
Du Yi had just been cursing shizun novels for always turning into romances.
Wasn't being single great?
Then, in the very next moment, he transmigrated into the shizun of the very novel he'd just complained about.
Du Yi: )
It's my time to shine!
He absolutely would not take on any disciples!
Potential disciples? Kick them out!
Servants? Only married uncles and aunties!
Cute, fluffy creatures? Let's be sisters!
Let's see who can bother him while he loafs around and waits to die!
Every day, he drank tea, teased birds, and read storybooks, always rushing to the front lines of the gossip.
He became a little melon-eating groundhog in the middle of a melon patch.
But he forgot one thing.
Plants and trees have spirits, and that goes double for the person he'd transmigrated into, an unparalleled genius who was a spiritual vein even when standing perfectly still.
So
One night, Du Yi sensed someone standing on his bed.
He worked up the courage to open his eyes.
A figure rushed into his arms and said in a clear, bright voice:
"My dad said, 'For the kindness of bringing me back to life, I should give myself to you.'"
"Besides, only my wife is allowed to touch me, so you have to take responsibility, big brother."
"I didn't! I didn't do anything! Don't try to scam me!"
"But you said I looked handsome today."
Du Yi was stumped.
The only thing he'd praised that day was the nice paper in a storybook he'd just bought.
When had he gone and sexually harassed someone's kid...?
Wait?
That very night, someone posted on the Immortal Net.
Some anonymous cultivator: I'm offering a huge reward for a magical artifact that can turn back time! I'll wait here! This is urgent!
Cultivator A: Dreaming, are you? Anyone with an artifact like that wouldn't be on the Immortal Net!
Cultivator B: The big brother's right! Stop dreaming, OP!
Later, the post refreshed, and everyone went to check the OP's reply.
OP: Big brother has already fallen asleep on my arm. I'll thank everyone on his behalf.
The cultivators were furious: So a single person's life is worthless, huh! Get back to it and do it day and night!
Anyway, once I've paid him back, I'll be on my way~
Several years later.
The reigning Empress, Lu Ran, with maxed-out experience and confidence, felt she was the coolest person in the world: She's not Lu Ran anymore! She's Niu Gulu Lu now! Turning the tables should be a piece of cake!
She went up to her childhood friend, the former villain who had regained his memories and was now the current emperor, and gave him a classic domineering-CEO-style wall pin.
And then... well, don't ask her what happened next!
Waaah, who gave her the courage? Liang Jingru?
The noob collapsed in defeat, while the salted fish wept.
Little scene:
Xiao Lou: There, there. Don't cry, Ranran. I'll let you pin me against the wall in return.
Lu Ran: Are you trying to comfort a little kid? Hmph!
Xiao Lou: In my heart, Ranran will always be my little princess.
Lu Ran: Hey! We're an old married couple already. Don't be so cheesy!
But instead of letting go, she changed their position and intertwined their fingers.
I'm your little princess forever, and you're my big bad dragon forever.
Lu Ran: The moonlight is beautiful tonight.
Xiao Lou: Mm. I love you.
Theme: No matter what kind of environment people find themselves in, they must be self-reliant and strong.
I read the first two chapters and then the last chapter. I didn't really understand it, but it seemed like I was on the wrong CP? Qwq
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