I Ended Up with the Villainous Demon Lord After Becoming Cannon Fodder

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Also, my other novel, "The Doomed Supporting Male Character Marries the Male Lead's Older Brother," is complete. Feel free to check it out if you're interested, loves! Muah!

A black-hearted, shameless flirt of a bottom x a cold, abstinent Demon Lord top

Yan Xian is a little paper-doll spirit. One day, he transmigrates into a book and becomes a minor cannon-fodder character.

As the original story's male lead's devoted lackey, he ends up with nothing and gets kicked to death by the villain, who has a crush on the male lead.

Yan Xian, after transmigrating: ...No. I just want to lie around.

So he ignores the plot and keeps his distance from the sect.

One day, he gets lost and meets a frail beauty, whom he tricks into becoming his "sidekick" with delicious food.

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In his previous life, Xue Gui was bewitched by the original male lead's brain-rotting, everyone-loves-him charm, and ended up blowing himself up to serve as a stepping stone for that bastard.

Reborn, he thinks he must have been out of his mind. All he wants now is to enjoy life and do as he pleases.

Who would have thought that on his way after getting lost, he would meet Yan Xian?

That insignificant creature he kicked to death in his previous life seems to have changed somehow?

Yan Xian: Here, have this (food). From now on, I'll protect you.

Yan Xian: Aren't you lonely on your own? We're both hopeless with directions. How about we travel together?

Watching Yan Xian act like a lazy fish while still insisting on being his big brother, Xue Gui found it rather amusing.

Still, he couldn't help stepping in again and again, secretly dealing with all sorts of trouble for him.

Meanwhile, Yan Xian still thought his little sidekick was weak and frail.

Until one day, the biggest boss in the book came knocking at their door. The whole cultivation world was on edge, and Yan Xian was about to be forced out of the story!

Yan Xian flopped down. "Whatever happens, happens. I'll just go with the flow."

Then he saw his "frail beauty" sidekick reveal his secret identity as the villainous Demon Lord, scoop him up in his arms, and say coolly, "I'm carrying this lazy fish off with me."

Everyone in the cultivation world, on the verge of battle: Who am I? Where am I? What just happened?

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On their wedding night,

Xue Gui caught the person trying to run away from the wedding.

Xue Gui: "Sweetheart, where do you think you're going? Or should I call you big brother?"

Yan Xian: "If I've committed a crime, let the law punish me. Don't make me die of embarrassment!"

Next up: "I'll Protect the Dignity of the Master-and-Disciple Novel." Please add it to your favorites!

Du Yi had just been railing against master-and-disciple novels for being nothing but romance.

Isn't being single great?

Then, in the very next moment, he transmigrates into the master of the very novel he'd just complained about.

Du Yi :)

Now it's my time to shine!

He absolutely will not take on any disciples!

Prospective disciple? Get out!

Servants? I'll hire married men and women!

Cute, fluffy little creature? Let's be sisters!

Let's see who can come and interrupt my life of eating and waiting to die!

Every day, he drinks tea, teases birds, and reads storybooks, always at the scene of the latest gossip.

He's become a little melon-eating critter in a field of melons.

But he forgot one thing.

Plants and trees can be sentient, and the person he transmigrated into is an unparalleled genius. Even standing still, he's a walking spiritual vein.

So...

One night, Du Yi felt someone standing on his bed.

He plucked up the courage to open his eyes.

A figure rushed into his arms and said in a clear, bright voice,

"My father said that if someone saves your life, you repay them with your own!"

"And only my wife is allowed to touch me, so you have to take responsibility for me, big brother."

"I'm not! I didn't! Don't try to pin this on me!"

"But you said I was handsome today."

Du Yi was flummoxed.

The only thing he'd complimented today was the paper in the storybook he'd just bought.

When had he gone and molested somebody's kid...?

Wait?

That night, a post appeared on the Immortal Internet.

Some unknown cultivator: Name your price for a magic artifact that can turn back time! I'll wait right here! It's urgent!

Cultivator A: Are you dreaming? Anyone with an artifact like that wouldn't be on the Immortal Internet!

Cultivator B: Exactly! Stop dreaming, OP!

Later, the post was updated, and everyone went to read the OP's reply.

OP: Big brother has already fallen asleep on my arm. I'll thank everyone for him.

The cultivators were furious: So single people's lives don't matter, huh! Get back in there and enjoy your married life!

Upcoming novel number two. I really want to write this one too, sob sob. Orz

"The Villainous Male Supporting Character Marries the Male Lead's Older Brother"

Wen Liang transmigrates into a melodramatic Mary Sue novel as the villainous male supporting character.

After being rejected by the male lead, he latches onto the male lead's older brother, determined that if he can't be the male lead's man, then he'll be his older brother's man!

Of course, it ends horribly for him.

The worst part is that when he transmigrates, he's already lying in bed with all his clothes off.

And next to him is the male lead's older brother, who's already out of his mind...

Wen Liang, a single guy for twenty-eight years, takes one look at the handsome man: I'm in!

I'd rather die than be a single ghost!

After one night, the two of them go at it three times.

Wen Liang remembers the original plot, gets goosebumps, and tries to flee with his pants in hand.

But the other man grips his wrist tightly, with astonishing strength.

"Leaving already?"

Wen Liang forces a strained smile. "Well, maybe I'll leave tomorrow?"

The next day, the smiling tiger gets him settled in nicely. From then on, Wen Liang enjoys the retirement life he'd always dreamed of, years ahead of schedule.

Half a month later, Wen Liang finally remembers that the original plot has him dying at this man's hands!

He can't let himself be blinded by sweet temptations!

"I think I should go."

"The East Sea sent over some geoduck. Are you leaving today?"

"...I'll leave tomorrow."

A year later, Wen Liang pinches his abs, which have gradually turned into one solid lump, and has completely given up.

"My abs! This is all your fault!"

"Then shall I help my wife get them back?"

"???"

Theme: Have the courage to pursue your dreams