I Became a Vampire's Coffin Lid

What's the scariest thing of all?

It's not transmigrating into a novel and becoming cannon fodder.

It's becoming an inanimate object even less important than cannon fodder: a coffin lid.

Watching a devastatingly handsome vampire count enter "his body,"

Guan Li says: What are you thinking? Don't get the wrong idea.

The count, who has slept for a thousand years, wakes up

and immediately demands a wedding.

The bride is... a coffin.

The temple: Is he trying to trick us into attacking the vampire clan? Right?

Blurb Two

To threaten the terrifying vampire count,

the temple sends a whole team to steal a coffin.

But they don't find a coffin. Instead, they find their own holy son in the vampire manor.

Before they can "reunite,"

the holy son is crying as he ties them up and tells the count he's scared.

"?" Yeah, right! I don't believe a word you say!

Fake innocent-but-actually-strong top x easily embarrassed vampire bottom

Theme: We should live in peace and build a world of love.