Pretending to Be Straight Every Day

The whole story has been revised. You can start reading it again from the beginning.

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Gu Juan gets shoved into a book and becomes a noble, holy (fake) white lotus saint.

Every day, he makes it his mission to trip up the protagonists.

In public, he saves lives and heals the wounded, staying out of worldly affairs.

Behind the scenes, he does every bad thing imaginable.

To stay alive, Gu Juan decides to keep his secret identity hidden and wholeheartedly play the role of a "saint."

But...

It's a danmei novel, and you want me to pretend I'm straight?

I get forced to suffer injuries every time I break character. Are you kidding me?

The pairing is set. One-on-one ending.

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What's the scariest thing?

It's not transmigrating into a novel and becoming cannon fodder.

It's becoming an inanimate object even less important than cannon fodder: a coffin lid.

Watching the impossibly handsome vampire count enter "his body,"

Guan Bai says: What are you thinking? Don't get the wrong idea.

The count wakes up after a thousand years of slumber

And immediately demands a wedding.

His betrothed is... a coffin.

The temple: Is he trying to trick us into attacking the vampires? Right?

Blurb two

To threaten the terrifying vampire count,

the temple sends a team to steal a coffin.

But instead of finding the coffin, they find their own saint in the vampire estate.

Before they can "reunite,"

the saint ties them all up in tears and calls to the count that he's scared.

"?" Yeah, right. As if I'd believe that!

Fake innocent bunny, dominant top x easily flustered vampire, submissive bottom

Theme: Don't do evil just because it's small, and don't pass up good deeds just because they're small.