One Father, Three Kids, Part Two

Brother Shadow (the last extra chapter has been transferred, all extra chapters can be viewed by clicking on the long comment): If you want to describe a person, there should be many adjectives that can be used. For example, he is a "noble" person, a "pure" person, a person "out of vulgar taste", etc. If the person has not yet reached this level, there are many adjectives that can be used. For example, he is a "sane" person, a "smart" person, a "judgemental" person, etc. If this person is not yet at that level, there are still many adjectives that can be used, such as saying that he is an "ordinary" person, an "ordinary" person, a person who "does not harm social development", etc. If this person is still a bit unfit for those adjectives, taking a step back, there is still a minimum word waiting there. You could say he's a "normal" guy. "Normal" seems to be the lowest standard for evaluating a person, and 99.9% Of people in the world can meet this standard. It seems that it is not that easy to find an abnormal person. So Ye Xuansheng didn't know whether he was very lucky or very unlucky. Since he was a child, he felt that the people around him were a little abnormal. Example 1: His master. "Master, why did you lose to the leader of the Huashan Sect in the sword competition?" "There were so many of his disciples watching at the time. It would be embarrassing if he lost. What if he could not think about it and committed suicide? I had to let him." "Then why did you work so hard to climb Mount Huashan to kill him that night?" "If he did something like rape and murder a female disciple, of course he must be killed." "Since you are going to kill him, why do you still care about his face?" "Master has taught you many times to be kind..." Example 2: His master's lover "Uncle Yue, do you like my master?" "I like it!" "Then why do you still have a wife?" "I like little sweethearts too!" "What's wrong, Brother Guan Ling?" "If I don't marry a wife, I won't be careful." "How could you possibly know that you would have a younger brother when you married?" "I don't know." "I didn't know you still had a wife?" "If you don't have a wife, you won't be careful." "What I'm asking about has nothing to do with Brother Ling, right? I'm asking you why you still want to marry a wife even though you like Master?" "I have already answered, because I also like little sweethearts." "But you didn't know you were going to give birth to a younger brother when you married, did you?!!" He started to go crazy. "I don't know." "I wonder why you want a wife?" "If you don't have a wife, you won't be careful." Everyone knows who the person who was so dizzy and defeated was in the end, right? Example 3: His junior sister "Wei Si, normal girls are raised in purdah." "Yeah." "Normal girls only work as female celebrities and don't read poetry." "Yeah." "Normal girls are shy and timid." "Yeah." "Normal girls have to listen to their elders and brothers in the family." "Yeah." "Normal girls never take charge of the family." "Yeah." "Are you done?" "That's it." With a slap of powder, someone was hit and nailed to a tall pine tree. Xiao Yuelingxi raised his head and looked far away: "Sister, that pine cone looks like senior brother." Example 4: His junior brother. (This example is the shortest) "Ling'er, look here..." He held an apple to tease his junior brother who couldn't speak yet, "Do you like eating it?" Xiao Yuelingxi giggled and stared at the apple with two drops of saliva. He bit it in his mouth for a while and suddenly said in a regretful tone: "I don't have any teeth..." Wow, would a normal baby say this when babbling for the first time? To sum up, Ye Xuansheng sadly discovered that he was unfortunately living among a group of abnormal people. What's even more unfortunate is that he is actually a normal person. A normal person living among a group of abnormal people will certainly not enjoy a normal and happy life. For example, that year, Ye Xuansheng went to several famous sects for inspection and study. In just a short period of time, he felt more deeply the difference between normal and abnormal. My junior sister... "Senior brother, your sword dance is so cool." "Brother, let me wipe your sweat." "Brother, the wind is blowing, please put on your coat." "Senior brother, this is a snack I made myself. You can try it..." My own junior sister... "Senior brother, it's your turn to be on duty today. Go clean the yard, weed, and chop three hundred pieces of firewood. Don't miss the time for cooking. When you're done, go and change my dad's diaper..." "Ah?!" "I mean, go help my dad change Ling'er's diaper." His junior brother... "Senior brother, can you teach me the master's sword skills again?" "Senior brother, please give me some guidance." "Senior brother, after you taught me, I learned a lot of new things." "Senior brother, although I am a little stupid compared to you, please believe that I will work hard. Please teach me!" My own junior brother... "Ling'er, come here, senior brother will teach you the most powerful new sword technique." "If you don't like it, Ling'er doesn't want to learn it!" "This set of swordsmanship is really amazing." "Don't learn it!" "Ling'er, look what this is?" "Pine nut candy!!" Plop "You learn this set of swordsmanship from your senior brother. Once you learn it, I'll give it to you." Half an hour later, "Senior brother, I learned how to eat~~~~~" "How could this happen?! I also learned this sword technique for three whole days..." Another example is that time when the whole family went on a trip and passed by a mountain. Suddenly a group of bandits jumped out, swinging their machetes and shouting: "I drove this road and planted these trees. If you want to pass by from now on, leave money to buy the road!" Ye Xuansheng looked at the group of old (?) Weak (?) Women (?) And children (?) Around him, and felt that it was his duty to go forward first. "Everyone, it's convenient for others and for your own convenience. My whole family is not a merchant and we don't have much money to spend. How about accepting this ingot of silver and everyone going their separate ways?" Of course, he was the only one in the whole family who could say this relatively normal thing. But unfortunately, even though he said it was normal, no bandit paid him any attention. Seeing that the eldest apprentice was unsuccessful, a pair of elders naturally stepped forward. "Listen to me, the first principle of life is to be kind." He began to preach. "Yes, be kind." He said. "Road robbery is not the behavior a kind person should do." He looked sad. "It shouldn't be." The expression was the same as above. "You'd better stop this kind of activity that hurts others as soon as possible." His voice suddenly became stern. "Stop it." The voice and tone were the same. "If it doesn't stop, I'll have no choice but to kill someone." He threatened coldly. "We're going to kill someone. Huh?! Kill someone? Kill someone? Kill someone?!!!!" He was going crazy. The bandits looked at each other: "Is there something wrong with these two people?" Ye Xuansheng immediately expressed his agreement with this conclusion deep in his heart. Finally Yan Weisi stepped forward. Of course the head of the household has to come forward to solve the problem. "Little idiot," Yan Weisi threw a piece of silver on the ground, "go and crush it. The flatter it is, the better." Xiao Yuelingxi jumped up and stepped forward, trampling the ingot of silver with her feet until it was as thin as paper, "Sister, do you want to use it to print embroidery patterns?" The bandits looked at the silver ingots as thin as cicada wings that had been stepped on by a child, and they were gone in the blink of an eye. Ye Xuansheng had to admit that it was indeed necessary for the head of the household to exist. . When a normal person lives among a group of abnormal people, of course he is often the one who is bullied. Sometimes no one even wants to bully him, and he feels bullied himself. Example 1: "Master, Uncle Yue, this time I went out and defeated the masters of three major sword sects in a row. Now everyone in the world calls me the 'Jade Faced Divine Sword'!" "Jade Faced Divine Sword... Xiao Xuan, how do they know that you like to eat cornmeal the most?" Example two: Not long after he started working abroad, he has become a powerful figure in the world. Wherever he goes, there are flowers, applause and respectful looks. However, when he returns home... "Master, I'm back!" "I'm looking for you. Did you take the bowl I used to feed the cats?" "Uncle Yue, I'm back "Oh, I'm back. He passed by casually, then turned back when he thought of something, "When did you go out?" " "..., Half a year ago..." "Elder brother, you are back! "Plop I was so moved that I cried and hugged my junior brother's soft body, "Ling'er, you should remember senior brother..." I rummaged through my pockets... "Elder brother, you didn't bring any candy back for Ling'er? " "Wei Si, I'm back. " "... Master, Uncle Yue, Ling'er, where is Weisi? " Ye Xuansheng often thinks that if one day, these people around him become normal, ah, this idea is impossible. On the other hand, if one day, these people all disappear, how happy it will be. You will be so happy that you will wake up laughing in your dreams. Definitely. But... "Where's Wei Si? Why aren't you at home? " "Going out with her fiancé. " "…Ah? Fiancé? ! " "Xiao Xuan, Wei Si is going to get married in the capital next month. My dear, go with her. Your master and I are going to travel. If you are alone at home, remember to close the doors and windows. " "What did you say? " "Don't be afraid if you are alone at home. "Touch." "A person..." His eyes were a little dull. It must be that I didn't sleep well last night, so I didn't have the energy to laugh after hearing such good news. Return to the room. Close the door. It's just that the junior sister is getting married, the junior brother is getting married, and the master and his wife are traveling around. A normal twenty-eight-year-old adult man shouldn't shed tears for these reasons, right? He is normal, so he cannot shed tears. Can't... I wiped the liquid from my face and checked that the doors and windows were closed tightly, and then I started to cry with confidence. Why did it take this time to realize that in fact, I am not a normal person. "You asked me what kind of person my senior brother is? "N years later, my father said to Xiao Ji who came to ask for advice humbly, "He is as soft-hearted as my master, as forgetful as my father, as smart and capable as my sister, and he loves children as much as I do. You also need to remember that if he scolds you for being abnormal, it means he must like you very much. " Zhuo Feiwen said cheerfully, "That's great. For someone like Xiao Ji, it's hard not to be scolded for being abnormal. " "What do you mean? ! "Xiao Ji was furious and waved his palm, and someone was hit and hung on a pine tree branch. Dad looked up at the human-shaped pine cone from afar, showing a nostalgic smile.

Xi Tian's study record: Speaking of the three sons of the Xi family, Xi Yan is a well-educated young man and is recognized as a talented young man; Xi Yuan is also smart and capable, well-read in poetry and books, and is a well-known business warrior. The father looked at the two children with pride and felt that he had taught his children well and had a sense of accomplishment. Although his status in the family was declining, he was still happy and very happy. However, after the two boys got strong, they gradually became disobedient to discipline, so the father had no choice but to shift the focus of his work to supervising his younger son's study. The youngest son of the Xi family, Xi Tian, has big watery eyes, a sweet baby face, a full sky, and a round earth pavilion. Every time the fortune teller sees him, he will be amazed and say: "This boy is extremely intelligent and talented. He will definitely not be like a thing in the pond one day." The first time his father heard this statement, he foolishly believed it. He happily carried Xi Tian home and taught him how to read. "One..." Dad drew a horizontal line on the paper, "Read the word "One". Little God, how many dads do you have?" "One." Four-year-old Xi Tian replied in a sweet voice. "So smart." Dad hugged her, kissed her, and drew two more horizontal lines on the paper. "Two..., The word is pronounced two. My dear, how many brothers do you have?" "Two." "That's right, two means two. Two and two are the same number." Xi Tian was confused. Half a month later, Xi Tian finally succeeded in figuring out the relationship between "two" and "two". Dad drew three more horizontal lines on the paper. "Three..., This word is pronounced three. My God, how many sons does daddy have?" Xi Tian thought for a long time and couldn't answer. "Three. Look, eldest brother, second brother, plus you, there are three in total." "And Uncle Fu." "Uncle Fu is not his son." "What is Fu Bo?" "Uncle Fu is the elder, just like dad." Xi Tian looked at his father's young and beautiful face, then at the wrinkles on Uncle Fu's forehead who was sitting and napping, and blinked in confusion. "Same?…" A month later, Xi Tian finally gave up looking for similarities between his father and Uncle Fu. Dad wrote the word "four" on the paper. "Four..., This word is pronounced four. Oh dear, how many legs does this table have?" Xi Tian touched the table and said hesitantly: "... Four... Four?" "Yes! Xiaotian is so smart!" Dad happily hugged Xiaotian and kissed him again, holding up the white paper with numbers one, two, three, and four written on it. "Let's review what we have learned over the past month. Xiaotian, can you read it to daddy again?" Xi Tian nodded obediently, looked at the piece of paper seriously, and read: "One father and two brothers, three sons and four legs..." Dad fainted. When Xi Tian was nine years old, his father began to explain historical stories to him in the most understandable way. "Meng Meng's mother moved three times. It's about Meng's mother because her neighbors didn't learn well and she was afraid that her son would become bad, so she moved three times in a row before she found a good neighbor." Dad said. Xi Tian nodded his head. The next day, Uncle Fu noticed signs of pursuit, and the family hurriedly packed up and moved. Xi Yan was busy when he suddenly heard Xiaotian standing on the steps at the door, asking the uncle next door: "Why don't you learn well? We have to move again..." "Hanging from the beam to stab the buttocks. It means that a person studies very hard and seriously and does not rest even when he is very tired. He ties his hair to the beam, and his scalp will be pulled and hurt when he dozes off. He also takes an awl and pricks his thigh when he feels sleepy..." Xi Tian listened with a look of horror on his face. At nightfall, Xiaotian yawned, rubbed his eyes, and suddenly saw his second brother Xi Yuan walking towards him, and immediately cried: "I haven't slept, second brother, please don't prick me with an awl..." Dad heard the sound and rushed to protect him, and said angrily: "Xiaoyuan, why did you stab Xiaotian with an awl?" Xi Yuan couldn't laugh or cry. "Xiang Jiuling, able to warm the bed. It means that a child is very filial to his parents. When he is only nine years old, he knows to help his parents warm the bed before letting them go to sleep." "Nine years old..." Xiaotian clasped his fingers and thought carefully with his eyes flashing. That night. "Daddy, please go to sleep. I have made the bed and sheets very hot. Isn't Xiaotian very filial?" Daddy has a black line hanging from his forehead. "Xiaotian... It's summer now. It's already too hot to sleep..." When Xi Tian was fourteen years old, he studied ancient prose diligently. "Xiaotian, where did you read today? Do you understand? Tell daddy." "Yes, Xiaotian read this sentence, 'Friends of the poor and lowly should not forget the wife who looks like chaff, and do not go down to the hall.' It probably means that a poor and lowly person must never forget his wife who looks like chaff, otherwise he will not be able to leave the hall. Dad, how can a person look like chaff?" ">_<..., Xiaotian, you read the wrong sentence. It should be 'Don't forget the friends of the poor and the lowly, and the wife of the poor will never go to court.' It means that a person cannot forget the friends he made when he was poor and lowly, and he cannot divorce the wife he married when he was poor..." Xi Tian digested it carefully, and after a while he asked: "Dad, is it true that a man can forget the friends he made when he was rich, and divorce the wife he married when he was not a man?" Xiaotian reads ancient poems. "Three or two branches of peach blossoms outside the bamboo, ducks are prophets of the warm water in the spring river..., Dad, why is the duck the first to know that the water is warm? Where are the geese? Where are the fish in the water? Where are the shrimps? Where are the water snakes? And where are the water mice?" "There is bright moonlight in front of the bed, I suspect it is frost on the ground... Dad, Li Bai's eyes are really bad. It is clearly light, but he actually sees it as frost, hehehe..." "The grass in the dark forest is frightened by the wind, and the general draws his bow at night. He looks for white feathers at ordinary times, but they are missing among the stone edges. Dad, is that general boring? Why does he shoot stones?" "No, this general thought he shot a tiger." "He shot at the tiger, but it hit the stone. His archery skills are so bad, he can't compare to his second brother." "Also, is that arrow expensive? Why do you have to look for it the next day after shooting it? If the general doesn't look for it, others won't know that he actually shot it on the stone. He is really stupid." "I was born as a hero, and died as a ghost. I still miss Xiang Yu and refuse to cross Jiangdong. Dad, why doesn't Xiang Yu want to cross Jiangdong? Is he seasick?" "I've never seen the ancients before, and I've never seen the newcomers after. I thought about the long journey of heaven and earth, and shed tears of sadness! Dad, who is this person? He is so cowardly. I can't see anyone in front or behind, but I was so scared that I cried. You all went out yesterday, and I was alone in a dark room, but I didn't cry." Xi Tian is sixteen years old. One day, my father saw a couplet story, which goes like this: "Once upon a time, there was an old master who was very strict. One day, a little book boy picked a very beautiful flower on the way to school. He couldn't bear to throw it away, so he secretly hid it in his sleeve and brought it into the school. However, the old master still saw it, so he wrote a couplet called "The little book boy hides the beauty of beauty". The little book boy was very smart, and he immediately replied: "The old master knows everything clearly." The father thought the story was very interesting, so he called his younger son. "Xiaotian, come to daddy." Xiaotian came over and sat down obediently. His father told him this story, but did not say the second line, "Little God, come and match this second line." Xi Tian was startled, "I... Am I right?" "Yes. Didn't dad already teach you how to deal with pairs?" Xi Tian held his little face in his hands, frowning and thinking hard. He tried his best to suck milk, but he couldn't think of it. "Xiaotian," Dad said in the tone of an educator, "We can do it separately. The first couplet is about the little book boy, and the second couplet must also be about a character in this story. What is it?" There are only two people in this story, so Xiaotian immediately said: "Old Master." "Smart." Daddy praised, "There is also this 'An', what should An be dealing with?" "Ming?" "That's right. The next word, hide? This word is not correct. Let's skip it. Chun, what do you think Chun should be correct for?" "Winter?" "No." "Xia?" "No." "Autumn?" "By the way, Xiao Tianzhen is smart. Think about it, the first line is about the little book boy hiding his spring beauty, and the second line should be about the old master's understanding of autumn and so on? Mind you, that is an idiom, what dad taught you." Xi Tian thought seriously. Ming and Qiu what? I scratched my head, looked left and right, and suddenly I saw my second brother flirting with the tofu beauty at the door, and I suddenly remembered a word. "The old master is showing off his eyes brightly!" Dad fell down, and even Xiaoyuan couldn't help but ran in and knocked on the head: "Stupid! Even if it is a glance, it should be a secret glance!" "Maybe that old master is very brave?" From then on, Dad never wanted Xi Tian to learn to play pairs anymore.

The most talented woman in Jiangnan: Yan Weisi is the most talented woman in Jiangnan. Talented women are of course people with unique ideas. Yan Weisi is the most unique person among all the talented women with unique ideas. No one dares to deny this. If you don't believe it, let's do an interview. Wei Si's adoptive father: I raised her. If she's not unique, who is? Wei Si's Master: She has nothing in common with her adoptive father, and this alone is unique enough. Wei Si's Husband: Of all living beings, why do I fall in love with her alone? Wei Si's younger brother: I have experienced this since I was a child! Even if it is the same thing, if I do it, it will be offline, but if she does it, it will be unique... Weisi's brother-in-law: I just hate her, why can't she be more mediocre? ! (The vinegar vat overturned and the sour smell overflowed...) The most unique point among Yan Weisi's many unique thoughts is that she insists that if a person is particularly good in some aspects, he must have serious flaws in other aspects. So when her most beloved brother Yue Lingxi learned martial arts and martial arts from a young age, and became proficient in all kinds of special skills, she began to worry that there might be something wrong with this brother. Because of this worry, Yan Weisi always kept Yuelingxi under his control, and especially strictly prohibited the adoptive father from intervening in the child's education to avoid irreversible consequences. In response to this, the adoptive father once protested in a low voice: "How can you be so stupid? That pot is so unbelievable, son..." (Note: He doesn't usually talk like this. He can't keep his tongue straight when he's nervous...) Xiao Yuelingxi happily helped: "Yes, yes, give me a hug..." The talented girl from Jiangnan glanced at her coldly, and the father and son hugged each other and trembled. There is no way out by resisting the head of the household. The roots of this tradition are actually here. Of course, as an adoptive father, he is not without a backer. After complaining to the pillow, Wei Si's master comforted him like this: "What Wei Si said makes sense. You are indeed not suitable for teaching children. I remember the day before yesterday when you taught the baby to read idioms, you actually taught 'eldest sister is like mother' to 'eldest daughter is like mother'..." "I taught it based on the actual situation of our family..." "Anyway, you can't afford to offend or hide from Weisi, so be good." "But people say, 'It's the father's fault if a son doesn't teach', so I have to do something, right?" "Yeah... That's right. That's good. Weisi Jiaowen, I'll teach martial arts, and you'll be responsible for playing with the baby, okay?" "..., OK, I like to play the most!" Agreement reached. So little Yuelingxi grew up happily under the guidance of her sister. As he grew up, Yan Weisi felt more and more that his worries were absolutely correct. "Little idiot! Did you make a hole in the trunk of the ancient cypress in front of your house?" "Yes, sister." "Why did you open this hole?!" "I saw a hare hit this tree yesterday and almost fainted, so I thought if there was a hole in the trunk, it could pass through safely..." "Sister, what is this?" "This is a girl's fragrance." "What is it for?" "Apply it on your face, and your face will become white and beautiful." "Oh. What about this?" "This is Rouge." "What is it for?" "Apply it on your face and your face will become rosy and beautiful." "Oh." A few days later, the talented girl from Jiangnan heard her younger brother boasting to a neighbor's child: "My sister's face turns white and red from time to time. She is so beautiful!" "Little idiot, look what did sister buy?" "What?" "Pine nut candy!" "T_t... Wuwuwu..." "Why are you crying?" "Sister, didn't you say that I'm not allowed to eat sweets as long as I make you unhappy?" "Yeah." "There is something I did today that I knew would make you unhappy, so I kept refraining from doing it. Then I suddenly remembered that there was no more candy at home..." "So you did it?" "Yeah. Who knew you would actually buy pine nut candies again... Wu wu wu..." Yan Weisi began to grind his teeth, "That's not the problem, is it!?" "Huh?" "What on earth have you done to make me unhappy?!!!" The little idiot was shocked and covered his mouth: "Ah, did I say it myself?" "What is this?" "This is... The one who will make you unhappy..." "Where did you pick it up from?" "When I went up the mountain to dig herbs, I was on a tree on the edge of the cliff." "When?" "Two days ago." "Huh?" "I was afraid that you would be unhappy, so I kept it with Master. I just brought him here after we ran out of candy at home today." "Why don't you keep it with Master?" "Sister, you forgot, master took dad out to play. If you leave him there alone without anyone to take care of him, it will break." "Why doesn't this person wake up?" "Master said that although his injuries are not serious, his health is not good. He needs to use sleep therapy and he will wake up soon." "I know. Take these two candies and eat them." "Sister, aren't you angry?" "It is necessary to save people, but you are still not allowed to pick up random things and go home in the future!" The little fool rushed towards me in emotion, "Sister, you are so kind, can you have sweet porridge tomorrow morning?" The person on the bed woke up at this moment and saw a pair of angelic siblings hugging each other warmly. Regarding this very deceptive scene, the person who was deceived later said this: "Mistakes last forever, and a moment spreads forever..." Many, many years later, this sentence was used as an advertising slogan by a company selling diamonds. (Let's digress a little bit and do an intellectual question and answer. Question: What is the biggest difference between Jiangnan talented people and Jiangnan talented women? The adoptive father answered: The last character of the former is son, and the last character of the latter is daughter. Master replied: Boring. The little idiot answered: I don't know the person in front, but I know the person in the back. Someone answered: I can loudly say "please marry me" to the talented girl from Jiangnan! But if by chance she turns out to be a talented man instead of a talented woman, I will speak softer. Standard answer: Talented men are men, and talented women are women. So the standard answer is one of the most uninteresting things in the world. ) "Weisi, what kind of dowry do you want dad to prepare?" "I won't marry!" "But girls always have to get married." "Who said that?" "And I think you like him very much, even before you knew he was the current prince." Yue Lingxi interrupted: "I think my sister still likes him very much after knowing what kind of prince he is." "Shut up, you two! You don't have to marry him if you like him. I also like the little idiot very much. Do you want me to marry him?" "..., I will never interrupt again. Sister, please don't scare me by saying such horrible things..." "But Wei Si, he is the royal prince, and we are ordinary people. If you resist the decree, you will be beheaded. Beheading hurts so much, wuwuwu..." "Don't pretend to cry!" "Yes..." The master calmly came on stage and spoke: "Wei Si, of course what your father said is nonsense. The real problem is that you have obviously promised to get married!" "I... I... Was a little dizzy at the time..." "But I'm not faint. I'm so happy that three matchmakers and six betrothals came to marry you. The trumpet blower almost broke the door. What's going on with you hiding like this?" "Master, I'm not ready to get married yet, please think of a way." "There is a way." "What?" "Anyway, I'm going to marry someone here today. If you don't want to, let me do it for you." "Little dork?" "Yes, boys marrying on behalf of sisters is one of everyone's favorite plots." Yan Weisi glanced at his younger brother, and Yue Lingxi gave his sister an innocent smile. "..., Forget it... I'd better marry myself..." In this way, the talented Jiangnan girl with unique ideas became the crown prince. Her dowry was certainly unique. The content is as follows: A set of baby clothes that he was wearing when he was picked up by his adoptive father. A guqin. A packet of seeds of the Phoenix flower in front of the house. An embroidered family portrait. Full of poetry and books. Majestic and majestic. An exquisite heart. A younger brother who is a mixture of genius and novice. "Wei Si, do you really want to marry Xiaoling with you?" "If you don't take him away, will you let him fall into your hands?" "Why do you say it so viciously?" "Don't you want to travel around the world for a long time? Now that I'm married, I will take care of the little fool. You can go." "Heartless daughter, don't you miss your father?" "What did I miss you?" "... Hmm... Ah... This... That... It seems like there is nothing for you to think about..." "You go, don't miss us." "Wei Si, dad and master are not with you, you must be careful not to..." "I know, no one dares to bully me." "No, what dad means is, be careful not to bully others too much..." "Then we're really leaving." "I'm really gone." "He's really gone." Walking. "Dad, Master..." "Huh?" "Wei Si will miss you..." "Oh, live, live, live, I know my good daughter can't let me go. But you have to wait until we are far away before waking up the baby, so that he won't cry." "Don't worry, if he dares to cry too much, I know how to deal with him." "..., I feel even more worried when I hear you say that..." The next day, Yue Lingxi woke up and was very sad to learn that her father and master were traveling to the West. His brother-in-law came to comfort him. "Don't cry. Even though your father and master are gone, you still have a sister." "Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuakw... This is what I'm crying about..." "And there is something very important that I haven't been able to say to them... Wu wu wu..." "What words?" "Bring me some Western specialty candies..." For the prince, this can be regarded as the beginning of a happy life...

Family tree: One day, after Xiaotian struggled to study two pages of historical records, he asked: "Dad, what is a family tree?" The father realized that this was a good opportunity to cultivate his son's family concept, and immediately explained seriously: "A family tree is a book that records the names of each generation of the family starting from the ancestors. If someone is misbehaved and does bad things, crossing his name out of the family tree is a big punishment." "Oh, does our family have a family tree?" "Yes, our family has a Yue family tree, which was recorded from our ancestors more than three hundred generations ago." "Wow, more than three hundred generations! How amazing!" Dad raised his head proudly, cast his shining eyes towards the distant sky, and said proudly in a very emotional voice: "This Yue family tree is the treasure of our family. Every generation will leave some touching stories..." "Xiaotian likes to listen to stories the most! Daddy will tell you one!" So Dad took Xiaotian to find Uncle Fu. "Telling a story about a family tree? Okay, let's start with a story about a family tree that was almost burned down." Uncle Fu sat down with a smile and took a sip of tea to soothe his throat. "It's said that many, many years ago, when your grandfather was still a child of thirteen or fourteen years old, one night in the middle of the night, a fire suddenly broke out in the house. The fire started in the woodshed and became more and more intense. Wang, everyone ran out of the house. As you ran, your great-grandfather told your grandfather, 'Go and take out the family tree box!' Your grandfather was very obedient and ran to take it out. When the whole family arrived in the yard, they found that no one was trapped by the fire. They were happy when your great-grandmother suddenly discovered that what your grandfather was holding was not a family tree box at all…" "Ah?" Xiaotian opened his eyes wide, "What is that?" "It's a wooden box for mooncakes." "Are there any mooncakes in it?" "Yes." "What kind of filling? Xiaotian likes mooncakes filled with rock sugar the most!" "... Xiaotian, what you should be asking is how the family tree is going, right?" "Yeah, where's the family tree?" "It's still in the fire. Your great-grandfather was so anxious that he was about to jump into the fire, but your great-aunt held him back. Everyone was crying in the yard. At this time, someone passed by and asked: 'Who is trapped in the fire? Why are you crying like this?' Your great-grandfather said, 'It's my ancestor!' The man went into the fire and walked around, and came out blackened by the smoke, and asked, 'Why is there no one in there?' Your great-grandfather said With sharp eyes, he immediately saw the family tree box in the man's hand, so he rushed to grab it. It turned out that a fire pillar fell down when the man was in the room, and he grabbed the box and took it out. Your great-grandfather was so happy that he must repay the favor to the man. "So grandpa gave that man a lot of money, right?" "The house has just been burned down, where is the money? Your great-grandfather raised his head and said: 'If you don't want money, you want your life'!" "Wow, Grandpa is so courageous." "That man didn't want his life, but your great-grandfather refused to repay his kindness and refused to let him go. In the end, he had no choice but to point at your grandfather and say, 'Then consider this man's life to be mine, and he will be fostered in your home first." Xiaotian blinked: "That person is also very smart." "Your great-grandfather happily agreed. But then he immediately discovered a problem." "What's the problem?" "Your great-grandfather said to that person: 'It's okay for your people to be fostered in my house, but there was a fire in my house and everything was burned down. I can't support your people.'" "That's right," Xiaotian agreed deeply, "My great-grandpa was so pitiful at that time and couldn't help others to raise others." "The man felt that his head was about to get big, so he had to say: 'Can I pay your foster care fee every month?' Your great-grandfather thought about it and agreed, so he agreed. So from then on, the man gave your great-grandfather five taels of silver every month as your grandfather's foster care fee..." Dad, who was listening to this story for the nth time, expressed his thoughts: "So my master is not only the best master in the world, but also the best person in the world..." After hearing the story of the family tree, Xiaotian was deeply moved, "Dad, can I have a look at that family tree?" So my father went back to the room and rummaged around for a long time. He dug out all the candies he had hidden three months ago. Then he found a thick book under the bed, dusted it off and took it out. Xiaotian touched the cover of the family tree with his hand, "Dad, didn't you say it has been written for more than three hundred generations? Why does this book still look so new?" "Because the replacement of old and new is an inevitable law of life. When old things float up and down in the long river of time, and suddenly one day they sink and cannot float, it represents the birth of a new thing." Xiaotian didn't understand. Fu Bo explained: "What your father means is that he lost the old family tree and this is the new one he wrote." "Daddy's new one?" Xiaotian looked at the astonishing thickness, his eyes shining with admiration, "Daddy is so capable." Dad proudly placed the new family tree on the table and turned to the first page: "The first family member of the Yue family, Yue Nu." "Dad, who is Yue Nu?" "Yue Nv is the oldest ancestor of our Yue family. She was born in the Spring and Autumn Period. She was a very famous swordsman and created a very famous swordsmanship called Yue Nv Sword. Because she was so powerful, she didn't marry. She picked up a child and brought her up. The Yue family has passed it down from generation to generation." "Oh, our ancestors also like to pick people up." Dad smiled and turned the second page. "Yue Ruo," Xiao Tian thought, "Who is Yue Ruo?" "Yue Ruo is your grandfather." Xiaotian looked at the first and second pages for a long time in confusion, "Dad, why is the grandfather followed by the ancestor? Aren't there more than three hundred generations in between?" "Those more than three hundred generations were written in the old family tree. Dad couldn't remember a single name, so he omitted it." "That's it." Xiaotian continued to look down, "Yan Weisi, Yue Lingxi... Xiaotian recognizes these two, they are aunt and father!" "Little Tianzhen is smart!" Xiaotian received the praise and continued to look happily: "Xi Yan, Xi Yuan, Xi Tian... Xiaotian is also up there!" "Of course, Xiaotian is also daddy's son." Continuing to turn over... No more... "Dad, what are you doing with such a thick stack of white paper stapled to the back?" "I'll leave it for you to write. One day, this new family tree will be full." Dad said with a beaming smile. Xiaotian held her chin and thought seriously for a while, then asked: "Dad, where is Uncle Fu?" Dad thought for a while, "Yes, Uncle Fu is also a member of our family, come and join us." "And Brother Jinghuai!" "Add it." "And Xiaoji..." "Add it." "And Qiqi..." "Add it." "And my little dog Ahua..." "Add it too." Xi Yuan, who was listening in the outer room, couldn't help but said: "Brother, that is a family tree after all, so you don't care about it?" "It's okay," Xi Yan said, "Let them write whatever they want. Anyway, I still have the real family tree here." Conclusion: The Xi family really needs a head of household.

Fairy tale pa: It is said that in the vast sea, there are countless magical creatures growing. This boundless sea and all the creatures living here are ruled by the Sea Dragon King. Prince Nan'an swam out: "The widest in the world is the sea, wider than the sea is the sky, wider than the sky is the heart of my Sea Dragon King... I am a loving father. Among all the fathers in this article, I seem to be the only one who is relatively normal!" This normal sea dragon king has nine beautiful and lovely daughters. They are the nine most popular mermaids in the entire ocean. The eldest daughter is Wu Chaozong, the prefect of Suzhou, who is smart but not showy, has a plump figure and is a good cook. (Everyone: Why is he the eldest daughter? Wu Chaozong: This is the barbecue I just made. If you don't agree, you don't have to eat it... Everyone rushed to grab her: Agree! If you don't want to be the eldest daughter, who will? ) The second daughter is Yushu Linfeng, the handsome and unrestrained Jiangnan leader Zhuo Feiwen. The third daughter is Lou Jinghuai, the head of the most famous family in Jiangnan. The fourth daughter is a super wanderlust. She will leave things outside when she goes out, and she will leave them at home when she is not going out. The fifth daughter is the fat maid Xiaozhu who looks like a meatball from a distance, but looks more like a meatball from a close distance. The Sixth Daughter is Yan Kang, a villain who was thought to be very powerful, but died extremely easily. (All readers fall down and don't help...) The seventh daughter is the second young master Xi Yuan who is the first to appear among the one father and three children who made everyone wait for a long time. The eighth daughter is the cute little Xi Tian who is ranked right behind Xi Yuan in the order of taking charge of the family. (Xi Tian timidly: Although he is a bit far away from Brother Jinghuai in terms of order, he is still with his second brother... Xi Yuan slapped a piece of coral reef away with his palm: "Stupid baby, don't chase me, go to your third sister! Why should I be a sister to this group of weird people?" Niuniu: Who asked him to have nine daughters? Don't you know that there is such a thing as gathering numbers in this world? ) Then, amidst everyone's expectations, the most beautiful, gentle, lovely, kind and filial princess finally swam out in the most elegant, standard and sexy posture behind her eight sisters amid the musical sound of the waves. (The Sea Dragon King slammed down his throne, each of his eight daughters spat out a mouthful of blood, and the readers began to go berserk!!! Reader: Why? Why is he the ninth princess? Where is daddy? Call daddy out! Niuniu confidently said: This is a side story! The side story was originally written with the supporting characters as the protagonists! After a while, the Sea Dragon King got up: Even if he wanted to find a supporting role, why did he have to be found? It seems that this king can't bear such a little daughter... Niuniu wonders: What's wrong with him? Looking back, there was a bang and Niuniu also fell: Uncle Fu! Why are you swimming out after them? It's not your turn yet! Uncle Fu: I want to come out first to see if there is any gossip to collect...) Amidst the sound of vomiting blood, the most beautiful, gentle, lovely, kind and filial Ninth Princess Yuan Min finally appeared in front of everyone. Prince Nan'an was all smiles: My dearest little daughter, today is the day when you turn sixteen and your sisters come back from all over the world to celebrate your birthday. Are you happy? Yuan Min meekly: Happy. Princess Wu Chaozong: Sister, this is a gift from me, my signed book "Fifteen Ways to Make Scrambled Eggs" Second Princess Zhuo Feiwen: I will give you the most magical medicinal material, Tibetan Xianghua. Screenwriter Niuniu said this is a very important prop, so be careful not to lose it. Third Princess Lou Jinghuai: I bought two starlings last time. One was dyed red and given to dad. This one in original color is given to you. Fourth Princess Afa: This is the latest traffic map of the entire sea area. I will give it to you first, and I will borrow it from you when I go back. Fifth Princess Xiaozhu: I'll give you Giant brand calcium tablets. If you have osteoporosis, you need calcium supplements! Look how strong I am. The sixth princess, Yan Kang, touched her body: It seemed that she came out with only a wanted warrant. (Yuan Min Khan: National Master, you won't send it away...) The Seventh Princess wishes: I have nothing but money. Do you want cash or a check? Hachigong Chairman's Day: This is a birthday card I made by myself, with my most sincere blessings on it! Yuan Min picked up the greeting card and read: Happy birthday to you! May your heart be like a corpse, may you be as blessed as the East Sea drools, and may your life be as long as the spring onions in the Southern Mountains... Prince Nan'an: All the gifts from my sisters have been collected. My child, do you have any birthday wishes? Yuan Min: Dear father, I always hear you say that the sky is wider than the sea. Can I rise to the surface and see the sky that I have never seen before? Prince Nan'an worriedly said: But there are ships coming and going on the sea, and there is a kind of terrible creature called human beings on the sea. They like to turn cute little mermaids into bubbles. Your grandma was once murdered by them. For such a kind-hearted child like you, my father is really worried. Yuan Min didn't want to embarrass his father, so he shed tears sadly. The tears turned into pearls, shining brightly in the sea water. Prince Nan'an: My child, if there is anything in the world that I cannot bear to see the most, it is your tears. Well, let your eight sisters accompany you, just take a look and then come down. Princess Yuanmin happily agreed. Nine beautiful (??) Mermaids, led by the eldest princess, lined up and swam to the sea. Wu Chaozong: We finally reached the sea. Let's do a head count. Raise your hands if you haven't arrived! No one raised their hands. Wu Chaozong: OK. Everyone has arrived. Next we... Xi Tian said softly: Sister, the fourth sister is missing. How strange, she was obviously swimming in the middle. Xi Yuan: Silly baby, it's normal for the fourth sister to disappear. Just go to the Marine Patrol to bring her back when you go back. Wu Chaozong: Don't waste time, Jiumei, hurry up and read what you need to see so that we can go home. The thousand-year-old sea cucumber soup I stewed is still sitting on the fire. Yuan Min raised his warm eyes and saw dark clouds above his head, like a thick quilt pressing down. Yuan Min: Is this the sky wider than the sea? What a disappointment. Zhuo Feiwen: Jiumei, in fact, what you see is not the sky. The real sky is blue, high, and sprinkled with golden sunlight. But the weather is bad today, and a storm is probably coming. Yuan Min begged: Sisters, let's wait a little longer, wait for the clouds to disperse, and let me take a look at the real sky. The sisters were very soft-hearted and agreed. Nine mermaids were swimming in the sea, waiting for the weather to clear. Xi Tian: What do you think that is? What a big fish! Xi Yuan knocked on his head: Stupid baby! Fortunately, you are still a princess in the sea. Is that a fish? That's a boat! Everyone opened their eyes wide and looked at the boat that was said to have the most terrifying creature on board. Xiaozhu drooled: Are the people standing on the boat human? He is so handsome! The person next to him is also very handsome! Who are they? Everyone looked at each other, not knowing. A ten-thousand-year-old turtle appeared: The old slave told the princesses that it was the royal ship of the Xi Kingdom, and it was sent to send the prince to a neighboring country for an informal state visit. What you see is the prince and his noble friends. Everyone was shocked: Uncle Fu! When did you show up? What kind of shell is that on your back? Forbes: The role assigned to me by the screenwriter Niuniu is to come out whenever I hear a question that has not been answered. At this time, the clouds in the sky not only did not disperse, but became thicker and thicker, and the waves hit higher and higher, and gradually started to roar. The giant sea-going ship was like a fallen leaf, floating back and forth on the sea. After a few moments, it overturned. Yuan Min shook his tail in the water anxiously: Sisters, the boat has capsized, go and save people! Wu Chaozong: This is not the boundary of Suzhou. I am not responsible for the security here. Zhuo Feiwen: I have such a deep hatred for Yan Kang, what if he attacks me while I am rescuing someone? (Hey, with such a high level of martial arts, does he deserve a sneak attack?) Xiaozhu: I heard that surfing is the best way to lose weight. Let me do some surfing first and then help you. Yan Kang said coldly: Have you ever seen a villain save someone? Xi Yuan: This sea-going ship was insured by the insurance company that competes with me. If it capsizes, it will pay them to death! (Sweat, what a profiteer is...) Fu Bo: I'll go get the box of top-secret royal private files first. Xi Tian lowered his head in embarrassment: I'm sorry, I haven't learned how to swim yet... Lou Jinghuai: Xiaotian has barely learned how to swim. If I don't support him in such a big wave, he will sink into the coral crevices! Yuan Min had no choice but to swim against the waves alone, grabbed the handsome young man who was as heavy as a weight, and pushed him to the surface of the sea. (Niuniu is anxious: Wrong rescue! Wrong rescue! That person is not the prince, you should save the prince! Xi Yan is here, come and save him... Yuan Min turned around and saw Prince Xi Yan swimming gracefully on the waves like a dragon, and fished all his men to the shore one by one... Niuniu cried: I didn't write that you can swim, why do you need to know how to swim? ) Yuan Min sent the young man in his hand to the beach and carefully wiped the water off him. The young man opened his eyes and saw the beautiful girl in front of him. Qi Feng: Where do you come from? Why are his eyes as gentle as those of a lamb? Yuan Min: What is a lamb? Qi Feng:… Forbes pops up: Lamb is an immature, white-furred, long-faced, artiodactyl herbivore. Yuan Min: ||||||||||||| Wu Chaozong shouted on the sea: It's getting late, we must go back! Let's come out next time! Yuan Min turned over and jumped into the sea again. Qi Feng was so groggy that he failed to catch her and almost fell into the water again. He was dragged ashore by Xi Yan who arrived in time. In the sea, Yuan Min returned to his seven sisters and found that they all looked at him with sad eyes. Wu Chaozong: The secret to solving love troubles is to eat and drink a lot. Jiumei, I will help you cook when you get back! Zhuo Feiwen: Did the prince give you any token of love? That is very important! Lou Jinghuai: Meeting your parents is also very important! When will the prince take you to meet his father? Xiaozhu: The prince is so handsome, so handsome, so handsome, so handsome... Yan Kang: If he dares to escape, we will arrest him! Xi Yuan: Don't worry about the dowry, it's all taken care of by me. Xi Tian: Jiu Mei, you are so pitiful. Why did you fall in love with the prince? The book says that it is a tragedy for a mermaid to fall in love with a human... Yuan Min was confused: What do you mean? Who said I fell in love with the prince? Everyone: Uncle Fu! Under the rumors spread by Uncle Fu, the seven princesses all believed that the little sister was trapped in the trouble of unrequited love. They decided to help the little sister get to the prince's side, so they dragged her to find Xiaoji, the most famous and terrifying witch doctor in the sea, to prescribe medicine. Yuan Min struggled all the way: Let me go! Let me go! Why should I be forced to see that perverted witch doctor? Xiao Ji said grimly: Who do you think is perverted? Yuan Min was so frightened that she had goosebumps all over her body: Sister... My sister is a pervert... Xiaoji: What do you, these pampered mermaids, bring to me? The seven princesses rushed forward. The eldest sister said first: My ninth sister has fallen in love with the human prince. She would rather die than go to him. Please help her! Yuan Min was pushed far away and could only shout loudly from the side: I don't want to die at all! Xiao Ji didn't hear it: But my medicine is not free. Do any of you know what price you have to pay? The mermaids don't know. Forbes: I know! According to Andersen, you can take away her beautiful voice, make her mute, and make every step she takes feel like walking on the edge of a knife. Xiao Ji: Is she willing to pay such a high price? All the princesses said in unison: Yes! In order to see her beloved prince, she is willing to make any sacrifice! Yuan Min weakly: No, I don't want to... Xiaoji: She is willing but I am not willing. What era has it been to be so old-fashioned? Mute and lameness have long been no barrier to love. Now people must overcome the gender barrier! If you want to go to the prince, you must drink my medicine and become a boy! Yuan Min screamed: I don't want it! Princesses: Yes! How much does your medicine cost? (Xi Yuan has taken out his checkbook) Xiao Ji pointed at Zhuo Feiwen: I don't want the money, just keep this fish and be my slave for hundreds of years. The princesses swung their tails and kicked Zhuo Feiwen to Xiao Ji. They took a medicine bottle and dragged Yuan Min to the coast of the Xi Kingdom. They forcefully drank the medicine and threw it on the beach, and then swam leisurely back to the deep sea. (One day half a year later, Xi Tian suddenly shouted: Ah, I always felt that something was not done, but I didn't know what it was. After thinking about it for half a year, it finally occurred to me that we seemed to have forgotten to go to the Marine Patrol to bring back the fourth sister!) It is said that although Xi Yan, the prince of the Xi Kingdom, encountered a storm on the way, he still completed his visit to a neighboring country. The king of the neighboring country liked him very much and sent his most favored prince and Princess Qiqi to accompany Xi Yan back to the Xi Kingdom as a guest. The prince of this neighboring country is named Yue Lingxi and nicknamed Daddy. He is a very soft-hearted and confused person who likes desserts, flowers and red fish. He is silly and happy all day long. Xi Yan often gets headaches because of him. Xi Yan: Ling? Mausoleum? Where did he go again? Qiqi, where has your brother gone? Princess Qiqi: Well, he is training soldiers at the school ground. Xi Yan: I'm not asking about Qi Feng, I'm asking about my family. Qiqi: Sorry, I'm not familiar with the script. I forgot that my father plays my brother. I just heard that he went for a walk. Dad ran up happily: Xiaoyan, Xiaoyan, do you see what I picked? He is lying on the beach, wearing nothing. He is so pitiful. Can we raise him? Xi Yan looked at Yuan Min, who was held by his father and wrapped in a white robe, and had no objection. Dad: Son, do you have a name? If not, I'll get one for you. What do you think of Si Beibei? Yuan Min: My name is Yuan Min. Dad was very disappointed: Do you have a name? Actually, Xi Beibei is really a good name. Do you want to change it? Yuan Min shook his head. Qi Feng walked in and reported to the prince: Your Highness, the military parade prepared for His Majesty's birthday has almost been rehearsed. Do you want to go and take a look? Yuan Min raised his head when he heard his voice. The two looked at each other. Qi Feng was stunned for a while, and it took a while before he shouted loudly. Qi Feng: It's you! You're actually here! Dad: Do you know each other? Qi Feng: She is the beautiful elf who saved me the day the boat capsized. (Xi Yan: Hey, I obviously saved you, okay?) Dad: I know, it's the little lamb you mentioned. But this lamb is a boy. Qi Feng said resolutely: Age is not distance, and gender is not a problem! I love him just because it is him. It doesn't matter if he is a woman, but he is happier if he is a man. My elf, let's go home. Qi Feng took Yuan Min away happily. Dad was very sad: Some people just picked it up and said it, others haven't started playing with it yet... Why do everyone like the things I picked up so much? Xi Yan coaxed him: Be good, don't cry, don't cry. I heard that there are many mermaids in the sea. Let's go for a walk together and pick two more and bring them back, okay? Dad immediately turned from sadness to joy: Okay! I like fish very much! Xiaoyan, is the mermaid delicious... Xi Yan:… (Xi Yan took his father for a walk, leaving Princess Qi Qi alone. He angrily kicked Niuniu into the sky: What a bad script, why do I have so few lines?!) Prince Xi Yan took the prince's father for a walk on the beach. Although his father had always been more nervous, anyone could see Xi Yan's affection. Groups of shrimp soldiers and crab generals rushed to find Uncle Fu to report the gossip. Uncle Fu came to the palace of the Sea Dragon King to inform everyone about the current situation of the Little Mermaid. Fu Bo: Poor Ninth Princess, she made a huge sacrifice for the prince, and was killed by a witch and turned into a boy (Xiaoji: Who dares to say bad things about me?) But even so, she was cruelly abandoned by the prince. She is now living in the prince's friend's house, crying all day long, while the prince has found a new love and is living a peaceful and happy life. It is said that the two of them are about to get married. It looks like our little mermaid won't be able to escape her fate of heartbreak after all. The entire Sea Dragon Palace was filled with grief and anger. The Sea Dragon King ordered Seventh Princess Zhuang Yuan to lead his troops to rescue his little daughter. Xi Yuan arrived at the beach. In order to understand the enemy's situation, he decided to sneak ashore to conduct reconnaissance. Unexpectedly, as soon as he showed his head on the beach, he was caught tightly. Dad smiled happily: "I found it. I found it. This fish is so strong and looks familiar. I want to show it to Xiaoyan quickly." Poor Xi Yuan didn't realize it. After being dragged ashore, her tail bounced and she couldn't walk. She had to be dragged to the palace by her father. In the palace, Princess Qiqi is negotiating with Xi Yan on behalf of her father. Qi Qi: Although it's not of much use to raise dad in our palace, he is still considered a prince. You can marry him if you want, but you still need a betrothal gift. Xi Yan: As long as your father agrees to marry Ling to me, I can give you whatever betrothal gift you want. Dad ran in: Xiaoyan, Xiaoyan, I picked another one with a tail. It's so cute. Look. Qiqi's eyes lit up: It's really cute. Xi Yuannu: Please tell me I'm handsome, please? Princess Qiqi liked this mermaid very much, so she asked Xi Yan: Treat him as a betrothal gift. I will take this mermaid away, and daddy will be yours! Xi Yan agreed. Princess Qiqi left happily with Xi Yuan. Dad was very sad: They dragged him back with so much trouble, and they didn't even ask him if he had a name... Why do everyone like the things I picked up so much? Xi Yan coaxed him: It doesn't matter, there must be other cute things in the sea, let's go pick them out! When the Sea Dragon King heard that Uncle Fu said that his seventh princess had been captured and sold by the prince to a neighboring princess as a slave, he was furious and sent the most powerful sixth princess Yan Kang to conquer. Dad waited and waited on the beach, and unexpectedly a mermaid named Yan Kang came. He was so surprised that he jumped into Xi Yan's arms. Dad: Xiaoyan, I'm a little scared of this one, so I don't dare to pick it. Xi Yan knew that the person who came was evil, so he ordered his most trusted general Qi Feng to go and fight, while he sent his father to a safe place first. Ninth Princess Yuan Min saw that it was Sixth Sister coming, so she quietly ran to ask: Sixth Sister, what are you doing here? Do you have any grudge against dad and the others? Yan Kang: Whether it's the main story or the extras, I'm following orders from the beginning to the end. Yuan Min: Seventh Sister and I are very happy here. Can you retreat? Yan Kang: If you say you want to retreat, I will retreat. It would be too shameful to retreat. Yuan Min's negotiation failed. He returned to the palace and told everyone everything he knew. Only then did everyone realize that the culprit was the old turtle who spread gossip. Dad suggested: If you call the old turtle here and ask him to talk to the Sea Dragon King, wouldn't Yan Kang be able to withdraw his troops? Princess Qiqi: But the sea is so big, do any of you know how to find that old turtle? No one knows. Fu Bo: I know, I know! Isn't it time for me to come out? Uncle Fu accepted his father's request and returned to the sea to tell the whole story to the Sea Dragon King. The Sea Dragon King was very relieved to learn that his daughters had found the love of their lives on the shore and had not been abused in any way. He immediately ordered the Sixth Princess to withdraw their troops. However, the order was given too late. Yan Kang and Qi Feng had already fought and stabbed his finger with a poisoned dagger. Yuan Min watched Qi Feng and cried: What should I do? What to do? This poison is very powerful. If you don't detoxify it before Xi Yan gets married, you will turn into a bubble. Dad: It doesn't matter. If Xi Yan doesn't get married, it will be fine. Xi Yan's black line: What kind of bad poison? Why can't I get married even if Qi Feng is injured? To drag that author out to be a bastard is simply more outrageous than Andersen! Dad: Uncle Fu, do you know if there are any other solutions to this poison? Uncle Fu: As far as I know, only Xiao Ji, the witch doctor in the sea, can cure it. Yuan Min wiped her tears, and in order for Xi Yan to get married, she went to find the witch doctor Xiao Ji without any hesitation, and met her second sister Zhuo Feiwen at the door of Xiao Ji's house. Zhuo Feiwen: Jiu Mei, I knew a long time ago that you would come here again for the prince, so I specially waited for you here. Yuan Min: Second sister, you know Xiao Ji best. Will he give me the antidote? Zhuo Feiwen: Do you remember the Tibetan flowers I gave you on your birthday? Niuniu said that she had already made preparations to avoid being bullied by Xi Yanhai. You can exchange the Tibetan Xianghua for the antidote. With the help of her sister, Yuan Min successfully brought back the antidote, which restored Qi Feng to health. From then on, Daddy and Xi Yan, Yuan Min and Qi Feng, Princess Qi Qi and Xi Yuan lived happily in the palace. (Niuniu: Fairy tale ending, novel appyending, everyone cheer for me!! Everyone: What a lousy article. The first half is too wordy and the second half has a hasty ending. Go back and rewrite it! Niuniu: But the baby needs to feed, niuniu needs to sleep, and Mi has time... Everyone kicked her away, and Niuniu flew into the sky and turned into a shining star, which was named by her father: Beibei Star. Dad is excited: The name Beibei is finally used!)

Moving notes Someone once asked my father: "Why are your children so promising?" Dad said: "I feel that a person's life is small and short, and we must establish a firm belief, and my belief is that reading thousands of books is not as good as traveling thousands of miles. I implement this belief unreservedly in the process of raising children, allowing them to appreciate the changes in the environment through the transfer of space, so as to understand all aspects of life, and ultimately enable them to calmly face various situations, including many situations that are simply impossible to happen." The man was stunned: "I don't understand..." Fu Bo explained: "What my grandfather means is that we move often..." "Dad, why do we have to move again?" Four-year-old Xiaotian asked with big dark eyes. "Because there are bad guys chasing us." Xiao Yuan said angrily: "Dad, this time it was because you were playing with fire and accidentally burned down the house, okay?" "Haha, I say this because I am afraid of scaring the children." Xiaotian hugged his father's neck with his chubby little hands. "Dad, why are the bad guys chasing us?" "Because the bad guys want to catch Xiaotian, throw him into a pot and cook until he is soft and eat him bite by bite..." "... Hey, who is scaring the children?" "Dad, we have been walking for a long time, why don't we take a carriage?" Xiaotian asked, lying on his eldest brother's back. "Because Uncle Fu has gained weight recently, the horse thought he was too heavy and refused to pull him." Uncle Fu angrily defended: "Master, it must be because you forgot to add fodder to the horse for two days in a row, so you were so angry that it ran away from home." "Haha, I'm afraid that the children will learn from that horse." Xiaotian asked worriedly: "Dad, if Xiaotian also gains weight, will the elder brother not be willing to carry Xiaotian anymore?" "If brother dares not to betray Xiaotian, you will run away from home and show him!" "... Master, who is teaching the bad children?" "Dad, is that house our new home?" "Yeah, isn't it pretty?" "What beautiful... Weeds..." "..., It doesn't matter, just pull out these weeds and they will be fine. Now daddy will assign you a job. Xiaoyan, you go to the town to buy a bag of candy for daddy. Xiaoyuan, you look at these luggages. Uncle Fu, you go clean the furniture in the house. Xiaotian, can you and daddy come and weed together?" "Huh? Why don't you move?" Xi Yan sighed and walked to the middle: "Dad, please stand aside first." Dad stood aside for no apparent reason. "Now listen to me, dad, you first take a broom and sweep away the cobwebs in the house and the garbage on the ground. Uncle Fu and Xiaoyuan will pull out the grass in the yard and smooth it out. I will repair the roof. Xiaotian, just sit on the pile of luggage bags. After everything is cleaned up, we can wipe the furniture in the house together." "But Xiaoyan..." Dad wanted to interrupt. "If I can put everything away today, I'll buy you a bag of candy tomorrow." Dad then happily dragged the broom away. Xiaotian sat obediently on the luggage bag, placing his little hands and feet in an orderly manner. Of course, he was the only one in the family who did not realize that the history of the Xi family was currently at a great moment when new and old heads of household were alternating. "Dad, it's so big here." "Isn't it big? This is the biggest house our family has ever lived in so far. Come, daddy will take you around." "Dad, what is this room for?" "This is the kitchen, where daddy cooks for you and makes you fat." "It should be the place where eldest brother cooks for us and you hide candies and desserts, right?" Xiao Yuan complained. "Compared with the food cooked by daddy, Xiaotian also prefers to eat the food cooked by his elder brother." The simple little son added. "Dad, I know this is the hut." "Little Tianzhen is smart." "Because the second brother said that the latrine is the only place where dad doesn't hide candies, so it's easy to recognize." "Master, you even set aside a room for the old slave to live in. I'm so touched." "Uncle Fu, you're welcome. Anyway, Xiaoyan said our family won't need to feed pigs this year, so this room will be empty for nothing." "Dad..." Xi Yuan was about to cry, "That is obviously the best room you specially selected..." "Xiaotian, you must remember that this is the eldest brother's room. You are not allowed to disturb the eldest brother when he is studying. This is the second brother's room, and you are not allowed to come and play when the second brother is counting his private money, lest he sell you for one piece and count it in. This is the room where daddy and Xiaotian sleep together." "Xiaotian, what's your expression?" "Dad, Xiaotian doesn't like sleeping on the floor." "You don't know how to sleep on the floor. You sleep on the bed with daddy. Look how big and soft the bed is." "If Xiaotian sleeps with you, no matter how big the bed is, he will be on the floor before midnight." The second son explained sadly. "Dad, why do the eldest and second brothers sleep by themselves, but Xiaotian must sleep on the floor in front of daddy's bed?" "Because Xiaotian is still a very timid baby. For example, when there is thunder in the sky, if daddy is not around, whose arms will Xiaotian hide in?" "Then can I sleep in eldest brother's room? Anyway, when there is thunder in the sky, daddy will take Xiaotian and hide in eldest brother's room." "Dad, what is this little dark room for?" "This is a dark room, used to punish misbehaved children. If you do something wrong, your father will lock you in this small room. You are not allowed to light a lamp or eat sweets. Are you afraid?" "Don't be afraid. Xiaotian has never been locked up in a small room before. Dad, my second brother said that you were often locked up in a small room before. Are you afraid?" "One, two, three, four, four, four, four..." "After four is five! Xiaotian, what are you counting?" "Dad, there seems to be an extra room." "Oh, that one is the guest room." "What is a guest room?" "A guest room is a room that no one usually lives in, but often cannot be occupied when guests come." "Then this house is useless?" "It's indeed of no use. But my God, since the eldest brother has just become the head of the household, it is inevitable that he will not do some things well. We must praise first and criticize secondly, be strict with ourselves and be lenient to others..." "Dad..." Xi Yan Xiyuan had a black line on his face. "Huh? Where did dad and Xiaotian go shopping?" "Oh, I'm worried that I'm tired, so I asked him to take Master Xiaotian to take a nap. There's not much work left, and we can finish it before dinner." "Uncle Fu, I've always wanted to ask you. We were so well hidden that even the entire army of pursuers from the Imperial City couldn't find us. How did you find us?" "What Yan Kang wants his men to find is a peerless master who can break through the dragnet with his young son. What I'm looking for is a stupid guy who loves sweets and doesn't know his way around. Who do you think will find him first?" "..., That's right..." "Dad, there are so many dishes tonight." "Today is the first day we move into our new home, so of course we have to celebrate. Xiaoyan, how did you know that such a big house is for sale at such a cheap price?" "Listen to what Uncle Fu said." "Oh." "But there must be a reason why this house is so cheap. Today is the first day you move in, so everyone should be careful at night." The new head of the household ordered. "Yes, brother." "Yes, sir." "Yes, Xiaoyan." "Xiao Yan, you said to be careful, what exactly do you want to be careful about?" "What else can there be? Ancient mansions and compounds are sold at low prices. Most of them have only one reason." "It's... It's... What..." Dad's teeth began to chatter. "It's haunted." "Ah..." Dad exclaimed and looked around again. "Ghost?! Aren't you afraid, Xiaoyan?" "What are ghosts to be afraid of? Even my mother is not afraid of ghosts." "But your mother is not afraid of anything... Xiaoyuan, aren't you afraid too?" "Money can make ghosts grind, so they are probably afraid of people like me who can make money." "Uncle Fu is not afraid either?" "This old slave is already an old man, and he is not far away from becoming a ghost. Why are you afraid of them?" "Xiao... Xiaotian, aren't you afraid of even you?" "Dad, what is a ghost?" "Ghost... A ghost is the kind of thing with disheveled hair, hanging tongue, rolling eyes, floating like a white shadow, and scratching people with its long nails..." "Dad, Xiaotian is so scared..." Father and son hugged each other. Everyone was speechless... At night. "Dad, why do we have to sleep in the same room as eldest brother tonight?" "Because there are ghosts here, we are here to protect my eldest brother." "Dad, why don't you go back to your room?" "He... He said he wanted to... Go to various places to check... Check..." "Dad, why is your voice trembling?" "Because daddy... Is very worried about your elder brother..." "Dad, eldest brother hasn't come back yet. Will he be captured by ghosts?" "It shouldn't be... Right? Ghosts are all bullies and fear the strong. If you want to catch them, they won't be stupid enough to catch Xiao Yan..." "Dad, what does it mean to bully the weak and fear the strong?" "Bullying the weak means bullying soft-looking people, but not daring to mess with those who are strong and have muscles all over their bodies." "Ah?" Xiaotian was shocked. He pinched himself and then his father, "It seems that Xiaotian is the softest..." "Don't be afraid, daddy will protect Xiaotian!" "But Dad, you're not hard when I pinch you..." "In this case," the former head of the household gritted his teeth and stood up bravely, "let's... Let's go find your elder brother..." Daddy walked down the corridor of his new home with Xiaotian in his arms. "Dad, it's big and cold here. Xiaotian still likes the small thatched cottage where he lived before." "It'll be fine once you get used to it. Although daddy can live anywhere, he still hopes that you can live in better and better houses." "Dad, why do you think this place is better than the thatched cottage?" "Because there is no ventilation here in the winter, and there are screens to keep out mosquitoes in the summer, and the roof won't leak when it rains." "But Xiaotian thinks the sound of leaking rain sounds very nice." The father raised his head and thought for a while, then laughed and hugged his little son tightly: "Yes, using bowls and pans to catch the rainwater, the dripping sound is very nice, maybe even better than dad singing." "Dad, doesn't the sound of scraping the bottom of the pot sound nice?" "Ah... Ah?" "Xiaotian once heard the second brother say that even the sound of scraping the bottom of a pot is better than the sound of dad singing, but Xiaotian has never heard it, and neither the second brother nor Uncle Fu would let Xiaotian hear it." "Dad, look! Big brother! Big brother is in the kitchen!" "Kitchen?" Dad's whole body was on alert. Could it be that the things he had just hidden were discovered today? "Dad? Why are there two white things trembling next to the elder brother? Ah, they grabbed the elder brother's hand..." When dad Dingqing saw it, he straightened up his shrinking body, raised his eyebrows, and threw his youngest son on his back: "Xiaotian! Hold on to daddy's neck!" Then he rushed over with a swipe and shouted, "You two ghosts, let go of my Xiaoyan!" He pushed out with two palms, and a burst of white mist rose from the two ghosts. "Dad! What are you doing? It hurts so much!" "Master! I told you not to use your anger rashly!" "... Xiaoyuan??... Uncle Fu??... Why is it you?" "Dad? Didn't I tell you to rest in the room first?" Xi Yan came over and rubbed his father's chest. "Xiao Yan, what are the two of them doing? Why do they look like two ghosts!" Xi Yuan touched the place where he was beaten, "We are sifting flour! Tomorrow is your birthday, and you need flour to make longevity noodles and steam peaches!" Xi Yan looked at his father with smiling eyes, "Aren't you afraid of ghosts? Why did you dare to rush over just now?" "Because they are holding your hand." Dad replied absentmindedly, his eyes darting around to where the candy was hidden. Have they been found? "Master, don't be afraid. Even if there is a ghost in this house, it is a kind ghost and will not come out to scare people." "How do you know?" "I've asked about it. There are rumors of hauntings. The female ghost who was seen was the third daughter of the former owner of the house. She was frail and sick since she was a child, but she was extremely kind-hearted. She contracted the cold and died of saving a little rabbit in the snow. The reason why the former owner moved here was not because he was afraid of ghosts, but because he missed his young daughter and left sadly." "But... But there really are female ghosts... Good ghosts and evil ghosts, they all seem to be a little scared..." "Don't worry, sir, there is only one person who said he has seen the female ghost. I think he must be dazzled." "Really?" Dad immediately became happy and said with a beaming smile, "How about putting more sugar on tomorrow's longevity peaches?" "Okay." Seeing that his father was happy, Xi Yan nodded with a smile. "If there is not enough sugar, I will take Xiaotian to the town to buy it early tomorrow morning." "That's enough," the head of the household said calmly, "You hid such a big bag next to the stove, and you can't even use it all." "Ah... Ah?!..." The first day of moving passed peacefully (?) And happily.

Although it's short, it's really a good article

Dad's Quotes: When my father still lived in the Prince's Mansion, he often had tea with his sister, brother-in-law. A plate of plum blossom cakes was served, and dad said, "It looks like the bloody footprints of the big rat that was killed yesterday!" So the prince and his wife ran to the pavilion to vomit, and dad ate alone. It was still when my father lived in the Prince's Mansion. High buns are popular in the Imperial Capital. Some ladies with thin hair often buy girls' long hair, braid it into a false bun and wear it on their heads. One day, Mrs. Chang Guo came to see the Crown Princess. Unexpectedly, when she was out in the garden, her bun got tangled in a branch. It was obviously a wig, but Mrs. Chang Guo made an expression as if her scalp was being pulled in pain, and the people on the side did not reveal it. At this time, my father ran over and asked with concern: "Madam, is your hat damaged?" He was forced to stand by the princess. One day, my father was forced to stand by his sister again. When the prince saw this, he came over and asked him what mistake he had made. The father said, "I fell in my sister's room." The prince was angry and said, "Why should I punish my little brother corporally for such a trivial matter?" He turned around and went to argue with the prince. The prince's attendant asked strangely: "The princess has always loved you, why do you have to be punished when you fall?" Dad said: "When I fell, I was holding my sister's crystal cup in my left hand and my brother-in-law's wish-fulfilling ring in my right hand. I knocked over the Duan inkstone on the desk, and the ink in the inkstone even splashed on the Wu Daozi picture hanging on the wall..." The attendant was speechless. Not long after, the prince returned and stood together. The prince was overjoyed that the princess was pregnant. He grabbed his father and asked, "Do you think my sister is carrying a boy or a girl?" The father thought for a long time, then turned around and asked the maid next to him: "Why does he think I know?" The prince was about to give birth, and all the men were driven outside. The prince was restless, covered in cold sweat, and wailed all the time. Dad asked with concern: "Brother-in-law, why are you moaning?" The prince said anxiously: "Don't you know it hurts to give birth?" Dad was shocked. Soon after the child fell off the grass, everyone went in to take a look. The Crown Princess held the baby in her arms and asked her father: "Do you like it?" The father replied: "Yes!" The Crown Princess asked again: "How many children will you have in the future?" The father said: "I don't want to have any babies, just pick them up." The Crown Princess was extremely surprised: "Why?" The father asked curiously: "Don't you know that I am afraid of pain?" The prince was born and given the name Yuan Yan, who would later become Xi Yan. At that time, his father would get tongue-tied every time he said this name, so he hugged the baby and said, "Fortunately, your mother's surname is Yan, but the name is difficult to pronounce. If your mother's surname was Xiao, you would have to be called Yuan Xiao..." The princess loves cats and has a group of them. The white one is called "Xiao Yuzhui'er" by the princess and "Xiaobaicai" by her father. The brown one is called "Ge Yilang" by the princess and "Fat Potato" by her father. The red one is That one, the Crown Princess called it "Fei Fei" and her father called it "Chaotian Pepper". The yellow one, the Crown Princess called it "Golden Zhi'er" and her father called it "Stupid Pumpkin". Everyone in the palace all shouted after her father, and the Crown Princess was furious. On a beautiful spring day, the prince and his wife went to visit the mountains. The prince sighed with emotion: "I love spring the most throughout the year." The prince agreed: "Yes, spring is the season when all flowers bloom and everything revives..." Guest A agreed: "It is the season when willows are like smoke and tourists are weaving..." Guest B also agreed: "It is the season when the sky is blue and the water is full of life..." Dad said: "It is also the season when hay fever, measles, ringworm and rabies are very popular..." Xi Yan has been attached to his father since he was born, and the two of them go together like a shadow, even going to the latrine together. One day, the princess saw her father walking alone. She felt strange and asked, "Where is Yan'er?" Her father replied, "Ride a horse in the front yard." The princess was shocked. How could a two-year-old boy ride a horse? Then he ran to the front yard and saw that he was riding a bamboo horse with a bamboo pole. That day, my father made me stand again. When Xi Yan celebrated his first birthday, someone asked his father for advice on what gift to give. His father said: "Ziyun cake, hibiscus cake, Baizi candy, Jiusi crisp candy, peach slices, plum preserves, pear paste, snow fruit cake, plum peach cake, jackfruit honey..." I don't know who is turning one year old? Anyway, it's still a miracle that Daddy's teeth were not damaged. Dad was holding three-year-old Xi Yan as he passed by the plum forest. He saw bright wintersweets and colorful branches. Xiaoyan asked: "Why don't wintersweets grow leaves when they bloom?" Dad replied: "Because they don't bloom when they grow leaves." This is how Xiaoyan's logic foundation was laid. When his father took four-year-old Xi Yan out of the palace to watch the lanterns, the princess warned him, "If you dare to lose Yan'er, don't come back to see me!" His father said categorically: "Don't worry, I won't lose him even if I lose him!" Two hours later, Xi Yan returned to the palace and said, "My uncle is lost, who can help me find him?" One day, my father was chatting with the prince, and he described the prince's anger as follows: "My sister was so angry that her face turned pale..." Daddy and Xi Yan went on a trip to the outskirts of Beijing and picked up Xi Yuan and returned to the Prince's Mansion. In order to please the Crown Princess who wanted to have another daughter so that she could keep the baby, Daddy named Xiao Yuan "Zhao Mei". This name was used until Xiao Yuan would protest loudly. The prince made a golden hairpin with his own hands and gave it to the princess. Before giving it to the princess, he first asked the princess to guess what it was, and reminded: "It will shine when it is illuminated by light. One end is much sharper than the other end. If you are not careful, you may hurt your hand, but its function is definitely not to hurt people." Before the princess could guess, her father said first: "A kitchen knife..." Dad, Xi Yan and Xi Yuan fled to a mountain village to build a thatched house for a temporary stay. The front and back of the house were filled with vegetables. One day, a guest stayed overnight and praised the deliciousness of the radishes grown by my father, so my father packed a bag for him to take away. The guest refused and said, "Why do you have the nerve to eat it before taking it away?" Dad said, "You're welcome. Anyway, if I can't finish all the radishes at home, I have to feed them to the pigs..."

Quarrel: Although the Xi family is a family of all men, under normal circumstances, it is impossible for such things to quarrel. If you don't believe it, let's imagine: If dad and Xi Yan were arguing... Xi Yan: "He dares!" Dad: "Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu" If Xi Tian and Xi Yan were arguing... Xi Yan: "He dares!" Xiaotian: "~~~~Help~~~Wow~~~" If Xi Yuan and Xi Yan were arguing... Xi Yan: "He dares!" Xi Yuan: "... Brother, although I really don't dare, you really have no creativity..." What if Xi Yuan and Xiaotian were arguing? Xiaotian: "Xiaotian is angry! Xiaotian will never talk to you again!" Xi Yuan: "I feel like my level has dropped a lot all of a sudden. I won't quarrel with the stupid baby!" If dad and Xiaotian quarrel... Dad: "Xiaotian..." Xiaotian: "Dad..." The two hugged each other tightly: "We have the best relationship, why are we quarreling?" So is it possible for the second son Xi Yuan in the middle to quarrel with his father? As soon as he finished speaking, Xi Yuan ran out of the house with his head covered with buns. His father was desperately trying to stop Xi Yan from behind: "Xiao Yan, don't be angry. It wasn't Xiao Yuan who said he wanted to quarrel with me, it was niuniu who said it! Go hit niuniu, don't hit Xiao Yuan~~~~" Originally it was a good thing not to quarrel, but one day... "Uncle Forbes, you see, this book says that a family that never quarrels is an abnormal family, because quarreling is a relatively intense way of communication, and it is easy to hear the other party's true thoughts. People who have never quarreled are generally suppressing themselves, and the consequences of excessive suppression..." Dad raised his head with tears in his eyes, "What should I do? I don't want our family to disintegrate!" Uncle Fu: "Master, please don't cry. Isn't it easy to quarrel?" ... Two days later. Uncle Fu: "In our family, it's really hard to quarrel..." So my father worried about this for a long time. A few days later, Xiao Ji came over to pick up medicine for his father and stopped by. Xiao Ji: "Master, Uncle Fu, what are you talking about?" Dad: "We are discussing how to introduce a more intense communication method into the daily life of my family, so that everyone in the family will no longer suppress themselves, thereby increasing the stability of the family and the degree of mutual understanding..." Xiao Ji: "I don't understand." Uncle Fu: "What I mean is, how can I have a quarrel with my family members?" Xiao Ji pouted: "Isn't it easy to quarrel?" At this time, Xi Yan walked out of the room. Xiao Ji pointed to a jade strap around his waist and asked, "Did daddy make this for you?" Dad nodded from behind: "Yes, yes!" Xiaoji: "You can tell at a glance, with such rough workmanship and such horrible color matching, why don't you do it if you don't know how to do it? It's very embarrassing to wear something like this!" Daddy burst into tears. Xi Yan was furious: "Do you care? I just like it!?￥%##...%%..." So the quarrel started. After the first quarrel, Xi Yuan came back from work outside. Xiao Ji held a pair of scissors that he was sharpening: "I don't know if they are sharpened yet, let's give it a try." Then he pulled a sweat towel from Xi Yuan's waist and cut it into two pieces: "Well, it seems to have been sharpened..." Xi Yuan was furious: "That one was given to me by Qiqi~~~" Xiaoji: "Anyway, it's just something I bought from a street stall during the market. What's the big deal?" Xi Yuan: "￥%￥…—*%￥…" So the quarrel started. After the second quarrel, Xiaotian finally finished his homework for today. Xiaotian: "Dad! I have memorized that ancient poem. Listen, Lili - the grass on the original grass, withers and blooms every year, the wildfire cannot burn it out, the spring breeze - blows and grows again!" Dad: "Xiaotian memorizes so well!!" Xiaotian: "Dad, this kind of wild grass is so powerful that it can't even be burned to death. It's not like the flowers we grow at home, which didn't sprout for three years after being touched by Brother Xiaoji!" Xiao Ji showed his white teeth and sneered: "You don't have to work so hard to recite poems. A shallow person like Lou Jinghuai will always like you as long as your little face is still so beautiful." Xiaotian raised his eyebrows and said angrily: "Brother Jinghuai is not that kind of person!! #￥?%...-*..." So the quarrel started. After the third quarrel, Xiao Ji clapped his hands and turned around: "How is it? I said it's easy to quarrel, right?" Dad scratched his head: "It seems to be easier for you..." Xiao Ji took out a sweat towel and threw it to his father: "Give it back to Xi Yuan for me. I didn't actually cut it. Although I don't know martial arts, I learned my magic skills from Uncle Fu!" Stars popped up in dad's eyes: "Wow~~~~ It's so amazing. I really, really, really admire... Uncle Fu!" Xiao Ji was furious: "Hey, you should admire me if you want to admire me!...-%￥#..." So the quarrel started. After the fourth quarrel, Dad finally let go of his heart as a father. "It turns out that my children can also quarrel. It's great that they don't suppress themselves. This way our family will not disintegrate! Are you right, Uncle Fu?" Looking around, "Huh? Where is Uncle Fu?" Uncle Fu: "Xiao Ji, I'm really troubling you. This is the promised reward, take it." Xiao Ji took a paper bag from Uncle Fu, opened it and smelled it: "It's really the seeds of velvet grass. Where did you get it?" Uncle Fu: "Master Zhan's little brother likes all kinds of exotic flowers and plants the most. There are many rare flower and plant seeds hidden in his flower house." Xiaoji: "Then help me get some golden torreya seeds." Fu Bo: "..." Xiao Ji: "Forget it, I can tell by the look on your face that you must be old. You can only collect gossip and can't steal things anymore." Uncle Fu was furious: "What are you talking about? Remember when I...*￥#%...￥..." So the quarrel started again. Conclusion 1: Xiaoji is a person who never suppresses himself. Conclusion 2: Uncle Fu is an irreplaceable member of the Xi family. Conclusion 3: What Fu Bo thinks about must be a time that no one can even imagine...

(Moving extra) Mr. Xi and I - the story I have to tell: ●This article is purely fictional and a spoof. If it is different from the original text and original idea, please treat it with an entertainment attitude~~~~~~~ Thank you all. The old slave's name is Uncle Fu. Although Mr. Xi and everyone in the Xi family don't allow me to call him Lao Nu, they don't know that my real name is actually Lao Nu~~ So in the end I asked my grandfather, "Master, what should I call myself?" My grandfather said, "Afu? (~~~~) I'm mentally retarded. What about me? (-_-B) It seems like you, Uncle Fu, It's quite big. Then let's call him Lao Fu! (~~~~)" In the end, the master finally agreed and allowed me to call as I pleased. When it comes to names, I still have a strong struggle because I work in Xifu, so there was a period of time after my grandfather picked up the other two children and came back. Guilin insisted on giving me the surname Xi, and my name became Xi Fu. My grandfather said, "What a great name. Cherish blessings and let you cherish happiness." (~~~~)" In the end, Xi Yan's words convinced me... "Xi Fu? Oh! Wife~~~" (~~~~I am a man, I was over 30 at that time, not a wife) Many people are curious about how I came to the Xi family. This... That's because I was already a talented person when my grandfather was still young. I have a handsome appearance and extraordinary bearing (the following is omitted because Xiaotian shouted there) "Uncle Fu, you are lying. I remember you were like this when I wasn't grown up." (~~~~Who said that? There are still times when I am young~~~~~~It's just that I have worked hard for my grandpa for a long time) The following is the time for the grandfather's explanation: It would be bad if the person who does intelligence work (that is, inquiring about gossip-_-||||) looks like me and is always remembered by everyone. Place Since we need to be honest and honest when doing intelligence work, we can catch a lot of them on the street By the way, Uncle Fu and my grandpa have many secrets. I also know the secrets of my grandma and the eldest master. There are many, many secrets, hehe~~~~~~Because actually I am It was Uncle Fu who was a sensation in the martial arts world and defeated the best master in the world~~~~~ on the dirt. (As for why, when Shuangshuang is not around one day, a certain author Come explain! ! ) Is there a secret between me and my grandpa? Basically, my grandpa knows about it. That's because although my grandpa told me not to tell it, he is better than me Give me an example! My relatives brought me sweet-scented osmanthus cakes. Knowing that Mr. Xi likes to eat them, I happily gave them to him. "Master, the osmanthus cakes brought by my relatives are very fragrant..." The old man swallowed his saliva. "But I can only eat one piece, and I can't let the uncle know." The grandfather stretched out his finger and said, "Two pieces!" I thought about the severe punishment at home and refused. The old man flattened his mouth and said, "One and a half dollars." Seeing the pitiful expression on the old man's face, I nodded and agreed, but there was a condition, "You must not tell Xi Yan, if Guo told everyone in the Xi family that we can no longer eat secretly in the future (this... Basically the stinky tofu shop at the entrance of the alley and the candied haws shop at the door are We often visit here and drink a few sips of tea after we come back to keep our breath fresh~~~~~How smart we are~~~v*^_^*v). " "Okay~~~~~" The master agreed to me readily. We finished four pieces of osmanthus cakes together in one afternoon of Feng and Hitachi. But... Hehe~~~~~~A miracle happened! As soon as Xi Yan came back, the grandfather ran over and said excitedly, "Xiao Yan, Uncle Fu brought me sweet-scented osmanthus cake to eat today. It's so delicious~~~~~~You can buy it for me next time~~~~" (Just look at the black lines on my face...) V~⊥v~⊥v~⊥v~⊥v~⊥v~⊥v~⊥v~⊥v~⊥ I have always thought that the modern version of Uncle Fu is Shuangshuang~~~~~But no matter how hard I think about it, I can't imagine it... One is a kind uncle-level figure, and the other is a contemporary "kind" model who likes to watch children cry