After I, the Wish-Granting Machine, Witnessed the Iconic Double Black Scene

[Up next: How to Play the God of Calamity, pairing with Chuuya~] Question: Your boyfriend seems to have found a new lover while you were missing and presumed dead. The new lover is a man, too. What should you do? Obviously, beat the hell out of those two bastards. Inside the Avengers Prison, Hazuki tore the photo that proved someone had "slain a dragon for love" to shreds. She immediately agreed to the unreasonable terms set by the Vongola and walked out of the prison where she'd been locked up for four years. She'd planned to investigate what had happened with the "slaying a dragon for love" before deciding whose heads to smash. She hadn't expected things to take such a bizarre turn, becoming a tangled mess of everyone cheating on everyone else Some tiger: Isn't Miss Hazuki Dazai-san's ex-girlfriend? Some stone tablet: Didn't someone cheat on Hazuki first? (Pulls out the "slaying a dragon for love" photo as evidence.) Some illusionist: Kufufu, the gravity user isn't any better. He actually did "that sort of thing" to my adorable disciple. Some executive: What a rumor, spread by a single loose tongue. In my opinion, the Vongola's Mist Guardian stole our executive's lover. Later Chuuya: Actually, I'm in the Mafia. Hazuki: What a coincidence. So am I. Chuuya: ??? Chuuya: Actually, I'm not human. Hazuki: What a coincidence. Neither am I. Chuuya: !!! *Reader's guide* 1. Pairing: Chuuya 2. The heroine's true form is a "book". All she wants is an ordinary life with her wife (?) and kids gathered around the hearth. 3. Various strange pairings may appear, all for the sake of the plot. None of them are official. 4. The worlds merge, and some settings and timelines have been changed. 5. Daily or every-other-day updates before the rankings end, then updates according to the rankings. Completed works next door: * Jujutsu Sorcerers and Tokyo Revengers: A Perfect Match, pairing with Mikey * I, a King, Work for Free in Yokohama, pairing with Dark-Era Dazai * Yokohama Theater at Eight, pairing with Boss Dazai * I Became a King in a Parallel World, pairing with a certain gravity user Upcoming book How to Play the God of Calamity A: Act weak and scheme your way into the Sheep B: Stand by him quietly after he's betrayed C: Save the beauty with cheat powers when he's in danger D: Declare your claim loudly in front of everyone E: Fool his heart, then successfully slay the God of Calamity Tsuzi, daughter of the oath between Amaterasu and Susanoo, is the strongest deity, standing above the eight million gods. Once she meets her KPI of taking down the God of Calamity, she'll be able to return to Takamagahara and take over the family's vast estate. Unfortunately, something went wrong along the way, and she slept for several hundred years. When she woke up, her divine weapon was gone, half her divine power had vanished, and the God of Calamity was nowhere to be found. Later, she borrowed ideas from human songs of the gods and devised a thousand-layered scheme, planning to use the steps above, "ABCDE," to earn the trust of a certain boy with reddish-brown hair and get him to willingly hand over the God of Calamity inside him. However, things developed in a way that was a little beyond her control [Excerpt One] In the middle of a blizzard, she was struck by an unidentified object flying toward her and knocked flat into a snowbank. ", Hey! You're the one who attacked me from behind, aren't you?!" "..." [Excerpt Two] The King of Assassins attacked. She recovered the other half of her divine power through an exchange of bodily fluids, then beat a certain Norse god so badly that he had to be replaced. Afterward, the boy started avoiding her. "!!!////@#×&%..." "?" [Excerpt Three] After the divine council, in front of the Heavenly True-Name Well, the red-haired young man suddenly dropped to one knee, his posture respectful and devout, but his words were arrogant. ", I have no other wish. I only want to desecrate the gods." *Reader's guide* 1. The heroine will regain her full power later and become the strongest character in the story. 2. Chuuya won't join the Port Mafia, but he'll probably get Vongola-style guidance. 3. There are lots of headcanons. Any departures from the original are for the sake of the plot. 4. I'm working hard to build up a stockpile of chapters! Thesis: Wish-granting machines are all lies. You have to make your own dreams come true.