The Yokohama 8 PM Theater

[Completed!] [The story next door, *How to Get the God of Calamity to Fall for You*, is updating!] --Breaking news! The Golden King may have a child out of wedlock, and the child's father is a member of the Port Mafia! --Port Mafia boss deceived in love and bed! The woman may be a double agent and is now wanted for 66.6 billion! --Lovers unmask each other, revealing that they are officers in enemy organizations. The real-life Mr. and Mrs. Smith is unfolding before our eyes! For details, tune in to the documentary *The Love-Hate Saga of the Time Variance Bureau and the Port Mafia*. Setting down the *Gifted Daily*, the current Golden King, Ishihara Michiko, smiles at her two aides. "...Sakunosuke, Ichie, can you tell me what on earth is going on?" The Oda couple exchange a look. Two days later, they offer their solution: "Official sources have confirmed that the Golden Clan will join in marriage with the Port Mafia. Both sides have agreed to 'build a brighter Japan together.' Though the turn of events is rather bizarre, we believe this will be a major step toward maintaining social stability." Michiko, holding the newspaper: ... *Please Read Before Starting* 1. Pairing: the Boss and Dazai. Out-of-character warning! 2. The story begins with a child. Expect all kinds of melodramatic plot twists! 3. Updates at 8 p.m. If there's no update, I've eaten it. Theme: Making up for regrets