Snow Rong, the little princess and daughter of the Demon King's weasel, had the misfortune of getting caught in a battle between immortals and losing all her cultivation. Unable to transform into human form, she pitifully wandered the mortal realm for years, until a famine struck. Just as she was about to starve to death, she stumbled upon a manor plagued by mice.
Overjoyed, Snow Rong became a mouse-digging machine, digging up more mice than she could eat and hiding them all in the manor's most luxurious room. A few days later, she was discovered and caught red-handed.
The manor's owner, Princess Feng Ruhui, smiled with bloodthirsty delight and said in a gloomy voice, "Damn weasel. Once you've caught all the mice in the manor, I'll let you choose a more dignified way to die. Tell me, shall I skin you and make a fur collar, or scald off your fur and make a wolf-hair brush?"
Snow Rong swung back and forth like a pendulum as she struggled. "Kekeke! Kekekekeke!" Weak little humans! Just wait until Dad finds me. He'll beat you until your teeth are all over the floor!
But circumstances were beyond her control, so Snow Rong could only drag her feet while seizing every chance to act adorable to everyone indiscriminately. Sure enough, her irresistible cuteness bewitched the princess, saving her life and making her the princess's beloved pet.
Then she discovered the sickly-sweet princess's secret: the hell, this was actually a cross-dressing man!
Knowing the secret wasn't free. By day, Snow Rong had to warm his hands and let him pet her. She also had to wrap around his neck like a fur collar to hide his increasingly obvious Adam's apple, and cling to him while letting rip with stinky farts to drive off his persistent suitors...
Fake princess, real man Feng Ruhui gazed at her indulgently and helplessly. "My weasel is much too clingy. If you want to become my consort, you must brush my darling's fur, trim her claws, and wipe her bottom. You must also be prepared to share a pillow with her every night~~ Don't even think of chasing her away, or she'll treat you to a little of her own signature perfume~~"
The suitors: We respectfully bid you farewell!!!
[Male Lead's Perspective]
Ever since childhood, Feng Ruhui had felt that two completely different wills lived inside him.
His true nature yearned to do good, but an evil impulse clung to him like a bone-deep sickness, constantly tempting him to become bloodthirsty and cruel, and to offer up the blood of all beneath heaven in revenge for the misfortune forced upon him.
As he grew older, the struggle between the two wills grew more and more intense. Feng Ruhui suffered torment and became increasingly volatile. Just as his balance was on the verge of collapse, a weasel suddenly barged into his life.
The weasel looked shifty, loved eating mice and shedding fur, and stank people out. It was thoroughly annoying. Feng Ruhui had intended to use it and then tear it to pieces, but discovered that when the little thing drew near, his heart found a moment's peace.
Feng Ruhui: "Fine. You can warm my hands."
Later, his luxurious, exquisite princess dresses were covered in the weasel fur he had stroked off every day...
A volatile, sickly-sweet cross-dressing male lead VS a cute, coquettish young female lead who just wants to stay alive
Reader's Guide
One-on-one romance, happy ending, mainly pet-raising slice of life and sweet romance.
The female lead is not a purebred weasel. The weasel in the title is only what the male lead assumes she is.
The female lead is a mixed breed: her father is a yellow weasel and her mother is a stoat. She has the stoat's seasonally changing summer and winter coat, as well as the weasel's stinky fart attack.
The female lead is a yaoguai, so she does not fully follow the species' habits of a materialist world.
The story will not remain in the human realm forever, and the male lead has a hidden identity.
Theme: Setting the record straight about weasels
