Heavenly Emperor, You Picked the Wrong Person for My Tribulation [Fake Quick Transmigration]

The grand ceremony to select a new empress for the Heavenly Emperor Huize is just seven days away. But he is trapped in a disastrous romantic tribulation, one that has gone off-script from the Marriage Register, and can't escape.

So the Old Man Under the Moon sends his beloved disciple, Yun Su, down to the mortal realm to put the Heavenly Emperor's romantic tribulation back on track and ensure he returns in time for the ceremony.

Yun Su: A mighty Heavenly Emperor needs help getting through a romantic tribulation? This isn't a trial, it's just padding that won't drain away!

Though she privately despises the whole thing, once Yun Su descends to the mortal realm, she diligently plays the supporting role in each romance, just to make sure the Heavenly Emperor wins his beloved in every lifetime.

Though she has become a mortal with no magic, fortunately Yun Su has a dairy cow cat she's raised for years as her golden finger, so the tasks go fairly smoothly.

But after Yun Su's supposedly emotionless matchmaking, why does the Heavenly Emperor keep inexplicably falling in love with her instead of following the script?

Old Man Under the Moon: Time is running out. Since the Heavenly Emperor insists on falling in love with you, just sacrifice yourself and accept him.

The further things go, the more Yun Su realizes something is off. Has she been played?

Later, Yun Su is shocked to discover that the dairy cow cat's identity is not so simple after all?!

Short Scene 1

Nun Yun Su (heartbroken.jpg): Young master, please open your eyes and take a good look at my shiny bald head.

Male Courtesan, Marquis's Legitimate Son, Heavenly Emperor (smitten eyes.jpg): Like a pure patch of land shining through this filthy mortal world, you bring me peace and deeply draw me in as I try to escape the darkness.

Short Scene 2

Wicked Concubine Yun Su (confident.jpg): Look at this face, greasy enough to drip a whole basin of soup, and this eye-searing outfit. If I don't disgust you to death, I'm not a dog!

Frequent Brothel Patron, Rich Tycoon, Heavenly Emperor (internally screaming in despair.jpg): My first time ever setting sail, and it was with a woman this terrifying! Have years of repression finally driven me mad?!

Four romantic tribulations, a world-shaking and shocking love

Shocking! Why does the Marquis's legitimate son, brought back from the all-male brothel, insist on becoming a monk?

Shocking! Why does a playboy from a wealthy family lavish all his affection on a troublemaking concubine with absolutely terrible taste?

Shocking! Why does the Crown Prince, the dream lover of all the women in the capital, prefer men?

Shocking! Why does the young and handsome emperor fall hopelessly in love and disguise himself as a male concubine to pursue his sweetheart?

This novel is also titled The Trap of Love: Come Right In and The Emperor's Heart Is Hard to Read: The Art of the Doppelganger

Reader's Guide:

One-on-one romance, happy ending, same male and female leads throughout

A lighthearted romance about everyday life, with silly scenes now and then. There's no complicated plot, just a fun read.

The setting is entirely made up. Please don't get too caught up in the details, sob sob.

This is the author's first novel, so the intelligence and logic may need work. Please be understanding, sweethearts. Mwah~

Coming soon: The Cross-Dressing Yandere's Pet Weasel

Xue Rong, the little princess of the demon king's weasel clan, has the misfortune of getting caught in a fight between immortals and losing all her cultivation. Unable to take human form, she wanders the mortal realm pitifully for years, until famine strikes. Just as Xue Rong is about to starve to death, she stumbles upon a manor plagued by mice.

Overjoyed, Xue Rong turns into a mouse-digging machine and digs up more mice than she can eat, hiding them all in the most luxurious room. A few days later, she's caught red-handed.

The manor's owner, Princess Feng Ruhui, smiles bloodthirstily and says in a dark voice, "You damn weasel. You've caught all the mice in my manor, so I'll let you choose a dignified way to die. Should I skin you and make a fur collar, or scald off your fur and make a brush?"

Xue Rong struggles, swinging like a pendulum: "Kak, kakakak!" Pathetic human, just wait until Daddy finds me. He'll knock your teeth out!

But there's no arguing with the situation, so Xue Rong can only slack off and seize every chance to act cute indiscriminately. Sure enough, her irresistible cuteness charms the princess, saving her life and making her the princess's beloved pet.

Then she learns the yandere princess's secret: this is actually a cross-dressing man!

Keeping the secret isn't free. By day, Xue Rong must let him warm and rub his hands on her, wrap around his neck like a fur collar to hide his increasingly prominent Adam's apple, and cling to him while farting to drive away his persistent suitors...

Fake princess, real man Feng Ruhui looks at her helplessly and adoringly. "My weasel is too clingy. Anyone who wants to become my consort must brush her fur, trim her claws, wipe her bottom, and be prepared to share my bed with her every night. Don't even think about driving her away, or she'll share a little of her signature perfume with you~"

All the suitors: Goodbye!!!

[Male Lead's Perspective]

Since childhood, Feng Ruhui has felt as if two entirely different wills live inside him.

His true nature longs to be good, but an evil impulse clings to him like a parasite, constantly tempting him to become bloodthirsty and cruel, to offer up the blood of everyone in the world as an offering for the misfortune forced upon him.

As he grows older, the struggle between the two wills grows more intense. Feng Ruhui is tormented and increasingly volatile. Just as the balance is about to collapse, a weasel suddenly barges into his life.

The weasel looks shifty, likes eating mice and shedding fur, and smells awful. It's truly irritating. Feng Ruhui originally planned to use it and then tear it to pieces, but he discovers that having it near brings his heart a moment of peace.

Feng Ruhui: "Fine. You can warm my hands."

Later, his luxurious, exquisite princess dress is covered in the weasel fur he strokes off every day...

An unpredictable, yandere, cross-dressing male lead VS a cute, clingy, survival-minded young female lead

Coming soon: Husband and Wife Run Off While Pregnant [Book Transmigration]

Wen Yixu transmigrates into a cultivation novel as the daughter of the leader of the world's strongest sect. The original owner has everything women everywhere envy, yet willingly becomes the good-for-nothing male lead's devoted wife, mindlessly sacrificing everything for him, accepting his harem, and even helping him become sect leader.

In the final showdown with the villain who has turned evil, the original owner dies a tragic death, her soul and spirit destroyed while saving the male lead. The male lead saves the world and gains a great opportunity, then ascends without a backward glance, leaving her body to rot in the wilderness.

The System appears with a faint voice: "Host, your mission is to reform the male supporting character and stop him from turning evil and destroying the world in the future. If you fail before the deadline, you will be erased."

Looking at Wen Ruosheng, the male supporting character who also loves her and is better than the good-for-nothing male lead in every way, Wen Yixu says, "I won't... Fine, fine. Saving a beautiful, powerful, tragic man is everyone's responsibility."

But by this point, the original owner has already started a secret relationship with the good-for-nothing male lead. Wen Yixu plans to dump him cleanly, only to be told by the System that she can't stop the supporting character from turning evil by making the male lead turn evil...

So Wen Yixu's daily life becomes a battlefield as she juggles two men, leaving her exhausted.

Until one day, she offers herself to save Wen Ruosheng, and then, in a cliché twist, gets pregnant...

To have the baby without anyone finding out, she leaves the sect and runs off while pregnant. But not long after she leaves, Wen Ruosheng catches up with her.

Wen Ruosheng rests a hand on his stomach, his face torn between love and hate. "Heartless woman! You got me pregnant and now you want to run away? You can forget about it!"

Wen Yixu rubs her stomach too, looking confused. "Wait, that's clearly my line! Is pregnancy supposed to come with hallucinations?"

Only after fleeing with her husband, who is also sporting a baby bump, does Wen Yixu realize that what she thought was escaping a battlefield was actually jumping into an even bigger pit!

A black-bellied male lead who vows to be a vengeful wolf but is really a silly dog

VS

A beautiful, powerful heroine who longs to live beautifully on her own but ends up with a whole family in tow

P.S. No danmei elements

Coming soon: A Skunk Ruined the Immortal Lord's Reputation

When the life-saving benefactor of the cool and aloof Immortal Lord Qinghan is murdered, she entrusts her unborn child to him with her dying breath.

Qinghan takes the premature little one from her womb, brings the baby back to the sect, and accepts the child as his disciple, naming him Youyou.

Youyou is born frail, remains weak, and grows slowly. Immortal Lord Qinghan cherishes him dearly, holding him in his hands and caring for him tenderly all day long. Teacher and disciple live happily together, until one day Youyou lets out a little fart. Pfft

And so Qinghan, the father with the subtle fragrance of winter plum blossoms, becomes unusually stinky...

The entire cultivation world is rocked by the stink: Shocking! The usually cool and elegant Immortal Lord, as pure as a winter plum blossom, secretly devours garlic like a maniac!!!

Immortal Lord Qinghan, whose life is now so stinky he questions everything: So what kind of creature is my precious little disciple, exactly???

Short Scene

Immortal Lord (stern and serious): "Youyou, you're a good child. Don't just let one rip at people... That's very rude."

Youyou (adorably nodding): "Okay, Shifu!"

Later...

Immortal Lord (serious and composed): "Youyou, if any man other than your Shifu tries to touch you, you may let one rip in return as a gesture of politeness."

Youyou (swishing his tail in confusion): Didn't Shifu say something different before???

An adorable little skunk heroine VS a refined, winter-plum-scented dad male lead

Theme: Life is about more than love