Xie Wu had a wonderful father who believed that, among all the waters of the world, he needed only one ladle.
She did not have her father's talent for striking true with a single blow, so she had to cast her net wide.
Whenever someone caught her eye, she would reel him in for a closer look.
Unfortunately, she had misjudged the first few. Several men had abandoned her for money and power.
By now, Xie Wu was used to it. She gave each man plenty of face, pretending to leave in tears every time.
She had it all figured out: if one ladle of water did not work, she could always try another.
No one knew how carefree Xie Wu was about it. The men who had abandoned her, on the other hand,
would think of her tear-filled eyes and feel as if their hearts were being torn apart.
Each swore that once he had power in his hands, he would never let her suffer again.
Xie Wu had never taken them seriously, until the new emperor ascended the throne and she realized that she had already tried to scoop up this particular ladle of water!
Luckily, it came at just the right time. The chief eunuch who had served the late emperor, the Nine-Thousand-Year-Old Lord who held power over the court, was the next ladle of water she wanted to scoop up.
One was the seventh young lady of the third branch of the Duke of State's residence, with Huji ancestry. The other was a powerful eunuch who controlled the rise and fall of emperors. Everyone believed that Cheng Yuan had forcefully married Xie Wu.
Only Xie Wu knew that by day, the Lord of a Thousand Years used the emperor to command the vassals, but at night, he came home and helped her make knotted cords. He could not be more considerate.
(The male lead is a real eunuch. The female lead is a natural player who keeps the scumbags as her fish, and ultimately marries the chief eunuch she desires, becoming the scumbags' lifelong unattainable ideal.)
Coming soon: The Feel-Good Fiction Patch System [Quick Transmigration]
Feel-good fiction worlds have received so many complaints that they are on the verge of collapse.
The Lord God urgently awakens Jian Qingyue, head of the Patch System, and prepares to unleash a barrage of golden fingers to save the day.
After reading the complaints, Jian Qingyue annotates them one by one.
A reborn feel-good story, where the heroine gets nothing but abuse, the hero's groveling at her feet gets glossed over in a few lines, and then they live happily ever after?
Nonsense! That's not the feel-good story I want. My heroine must never be wronged.
Until the scumbag's ashes are scattered, that groveling-at-her-feet arc isn't over.
A husband-bringing fortune in a feel-good story? Why should she bring good fortune to someone else? Jian Qingyue chooses to bring good fortune to herself.
A transmigrate-and-triumph story, where a twice-married woman helps her husband ascend the throne, becomes empress, and makes her ex-husband regret ever looking down on her?
Huh? Why do that when I can take the throne myself? Wouldn't being an empress be more fun?
An inspirational feel-good story, where awful relatives stir up trouble from beginning to end and still get to benefit, all because they're family?
It's supposed to be a feel-good fiction world. If you want self-sacrifice, forgiveness, and profound life lessons, please go find another world.
In a feel-good fiction world, if you cannot savor revenge and repay every grievance, then the world has no reason to exist!
You can't imagine how much fun it is to be a tool character in a feel-good story.
Theme: Your fate is in your own hands.
The Young Marquis Decides to Seize the Day [Reborn]
My Husband Isn't Home Tonight
I've Liked Your Wife for a Long Time
My Childhood Friend Kissed Me After Going Bankrupt and Falling Out with Me
A Hereditary Tyrant, but an Omega
What's Wrong with Wanting to See My Roommate in a Skirt?
Feel-Good Fiction Patch System [Quick Transmigration]
If I Don't Make It Big, I'll Have to Return to Cultivation [Showbiz]
I Think I'm Going to Get Rich [Reborn]
His Furry Self
Secretly in Love with Him
A Collection of Sweet Bedtime Stories
First of all, apologize first. It is wrong to delay! I'm really sorry for everyone, and let me tell you about my situation. I finished chemotherapy in the middle of 20 years. After about half a year, I never recovered much, and my aunt didn't come. My situation started to improve in 2021, but the sequelae were more painful than I thought. I started getting allergies all the time, and my dermatitis refused to get better. Now my hands are still getting bruises from time to time, and then there are family problems and various trivial matters. The four elderly people in my family have been sick and hospitalized one after another. My mother spent half of last year in the hospital, taking medicine randomly and not following the doctor's advice. By December, three of the four had pneumonia, which had progressed to the lungs. It was only recently that they were cured. For me, my longest sleep every day is often less than four hours, which is a relatively good situation. The bad thing is that I wake up once in less than two hours, and I am very tired when I wake up. I have been seeing a doctor and taking medicine, but the situation has not improved much. The medicine and insomnia have caused my logical ability and language organization to decline a lot. I have been writing, but it is very slow, maybe the last two books. If there is a new book, I will save the full text and publish it. I saw some friends say that I brush my scarf every day and don't update it. I'm really sorry, because reality is really hard. There is no way to escape from reality. Only the Internet can take a breather. When I finished 20 years of chemotherapy, I thought I was getting better. I was very happy. It was at that time that I saved the new book. I wrote a lot of memos during the treatment, and I wanted to turn them all into stories, but the fact is that after that, going to the hospital became a daily routine, and my life became unhappy. I began to be unable to export happiness. I felt like a rusty gear that couldn't turn, and I was always tired. I am not saying this to make myself miserable, but I have never dared to read the comment section because I know I have done something wrong and I am embarrassed to tell everyone. Then, I will try my best to push myself and at least finish the story I owe you, thank you.
I've forgotten what I said before
Um? It's not over yet
Detective, I've forgotten the plot.
Waiting for the update. Woohoo. I really love this book.
Damn, Chitose is very good, and your writing style is also very good. If you have something to say about the third dimension, please explain it. Don't be fooled.
Update soon, big man. I come to see 55 every day.
Great, I got the update on the first day of the new year
I just finished writing my 2025 year-end summary and saw the baby update. Great~! Happy New Year!
Madam, you have so many new articles. Take a look at this one 😭