Xue Gui lived at the entrance to the village and was the local bully. The farthest he had ever gone was the county seat, and his greatest pleasure was collecting protection money.
After all these years of living,
one day Xue Gui suddenly realized that he was living in a world of immortal cultivation, and that his world was actually a cultivation novel!
His childhood victim, the neighbor Er Pang, was actually the story's domineering main character, Long Aotian?!
According to the plot, after Long Aotian was taken in by an immortal master and returned from his training, he would personally kill Xue Gui, the minor villain from the early chapters.
Xue Gui panicked, so he decided to work hard to win over Long Aotian's master and save his own skin.
According to the plot, Long Aotian respected his immortal master immensely and obeyed him almost without question.
But when Xue Gui saw Er Pang's immortal master, he changed his mind.
The immortal on the clouds wore a flowing green robe and stood tall as a pine.
He rolled a string of Buddhist prayer beads between his fingers. A blood-red mark sat between his brows, while his lips were cold and pale.
Xue Gui stared, stunned. In that instant, only one thought filled his mind: "If I could sleep with him just once, I'd die happy."
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While traveling the world, Daoist Qingyun happened to pass through a remote mountain village and met a village boy at its entrance.
The boy talked him into taking responsibility for an injury and clung to him,
so Qingyun, a man of upright character and honest heart,
felt he owed the boy something when he saw him hurt, and brought him back to his immortal mountain.
Half a year later, he discovered that the boy was the village bully his disciple had mentioned.
Not only was the man vile by nature, he actually wanted to sleep with him.
Qingyun tried every way he could think of to tame this uncouth wild horse, but none could make him willingly submit.
In the end, he slept with the bully himself.
Qingyun pinned him down on the Buddhist scriptures he had just copied. His sandalwood-scented hand gripped the man's chin as his cool, detached eyes met his. "Do you give in?"
The bully stammered, unable to answer. His eyes were red and swollen, and only after a long while did he give a sheepish little nod.
Xue Gui had lusted after the handsome immortal for years. He never thought he'd be the one getting slept with in the end.
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