Did Yokohama Catch Fire Today?

Extra! The Port Mafia is on fire today! Mori Ougai: Did Ah Deng get up to mischief again? Everyone: ...Who knows? The Armed Detective Agency is on fire today too! The president: ... Ranpo: She definitely did it! The Special Division for Unusual Powers is on fire again today! Chief Taneda: Find her! We have to catch her this time! Ango: ...There are still documents I haven't graded there (touches his hairline). What a shock! How did the Decay of the Angel's headquarters catch fire too? The kind-hearted Russian: It's getting cold. Time to get a certain young lady to calm down (smiles). Faced with all these accusations, our heroine has this to say: Heroine: It wasn't me! I didn't do it! How is it my fault that you didn't pay attention to fire safety? I'm just an innocent little kitty who uses her supernatural ability to cook and keep warm every day! (Quite self-righteously) Theme: An everyday fire mage