Super Beast Force: Meeting Again, Yet Like First Meeting

I've started a new story again. I'm just that fearless, just that unapologetic, just that freewheeling. First of all, this is an everyone-pairing story. I'm more or less going after everyone (except the Ghost King, he doesn't count). If you can't handle that, run now. If it triggers you, I'm not responsible, and please don't come down to the comments to curse me. I think I've made myself very clear: everyone-pairing, everyone-pairing, everyone-pairing. I said it three times because it's important, so please read carefully. As I've said before, all my female leads are Mary Sues, but there is still a plot. Don't ask me why the stories contradict each other. Some parts of the original work can't be included without derailing my plot, so I have to make things up. If you spot any inconsistencies, my little angels, please pretend you didn't see them. If you don't like it, quietly leave. Meeting is fate, so let's get along. Mwah!