
Quick Transmigration: There's Always Something Wrong with Her
快穿之她身上总有问题
by A Dream of Qingchen (一梦卿尘)
- Status
- Completed
- Length
- 339k Words
- Genre
- Baihe (GL)
- Era
- Modern Era
- Updated
- 4y ago
- Source
- JJWXC
Synopsis
[Friendly reminder: It's best not to buy the entire novel at once. You might come across a plot you don't like and want to drop it, then regret having bought all the chapters that come afterward.]
Xin Zhi is sickly. She dreams of having a healthy body. One night, a System comes to her and says that if she completes its missions, her dream will come true. Torn between an unknown System and a healthy body, she eventually agrees.
At first
System: Host, every mission target has a problem. Our job is to solve it and help them escape their suffering.
Xin Zhi: Okay. I'll complete the missions as quickly as I can. Once I've completed them all, I'll have a healthy body.
Later
System: Host, you've completed this world's mission. Shall we start the mission in the next world?
Xin Zhi: No. I want to stay in this world.
System: You don't want to go back?
Xin Zhi: I do, but I also want to fall in love.
Watching its Host and the mission targets being all sweet together,
At first, the System sighed: I thought the Host would finish her missions quickly. I never expected her to be so love-struck. There goes my one chance to make the time rankings.
Later, the System squealed: So sweet, so sweet! The Host and her partner are so sweet together! Go, Host! My ship is in the top three of the CP rankings!
First world: cold-faced, cold-hearted young lady vs. warm, passionate maid
The young lady is cold in face, heart, and body, and she wants me to hold her and be her personal heater?
Xin Zhi: No, I won't hold you, not even if I die. I'll leave as soon as I finish the mission.
Young lady: A-Zhi, I'm cold.
Xin Zhi: All right, all right. I'll hold you.
Second world: dignified and gracious sect master vs. gentle and elegant young lord
The poisoned sect master has taken plenty of my medicine but still hasn't been cured. In the end, she wants me to personally cure her with a kiss, and marry her?
Xin Zhi: No, absolutely not. I'll leave as soon as I finish the mission.
Sect master: A-Zhi, I feel awful.
Xin Zhi: All right, all right. I'll marry you.
Third world: stubborn, insecure holy envoy vs. arrogant, narcissistic saintess
The cursed holy envoy has so many black stripes on her body, and they burn like fire. She wants me to cast a light spell to ease her pain?
Xin Zhi: Sure. What will you do for me?
Holy envoy: A-Zhi, I've brought you water. Drink up. I've made you dinner. Come eat. I... (I've done so much for you. You should help me now, right?)
Xin Zhi: Fine, I'll help you.
Fourth world: wealthy general who cares for her people vs. money-loving, responsible physician
The paralyzed general has consulted countless famous doctors, but none could cure her. She could only retire at home. Then she called me over, but in the end she gave up on treatment herself. How can that be?
Xin Zhi: Don't worry. I'll definitely cure you.
General: A-Zhi, take your time researching. You can use any of the herbs in the General's residence. (Don't think I haven't noticed that you've got your eye on the herbs here.)
Xin Zhi: Wonderful!
Real world: optimistic, upbeat sickly girl vs. devoted, scheming doctor
Xin Zhi: Dr. Bai, I'm counting on you to cure all my illnesses.
Doctor: Of course. Once you're cured, we'll get engaged right away.
Xin Zhi: No, let's get married.
P.S. This is a one-on-one romance with a happy ending. A sweet romance.
Anti-piracy protection: 70%, 72.
Sweet romance is the priority; nothing else is meant to be taken too seriously. Please don't overanalyze it.
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[Please note] My fictional settings are plentiful. I make the rules for my own story.
[Please note] This is my first quick transmigration story, and I may not handle the pacing well. Read at your own risk.
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2020.8.10 The blurb screenshot was posted on Weibo.
For my completed novel, go to: The Movie Queen's Little Kitten [Book Transmigration], about a doting movie queen and a sweet, soft little cutie.
For my ongoing novel, go to: The Princess's Spoilers Have Stopped Working. Blurb below.
For novels on my to-read list, go to: Little Miss, Want to Date Online? and She Said No. Their blurbs are below. If you're interested, feel free to add them to your collection. If they aren't listed below, please visit my author page.
The Princess's Spoilers Have Stopped Working, blurb:
This novel is also known as My Princess and I Compete in Acting, to See Who'll Reveal Their Identity First.
Blurb 1:
Ning Qiu is a rookie author on a website who likes to write female-led stories with no romance. Her reputation soared after her first novel was just completed, and the comments were a mixed bag.
On the night her novel was completed, a noble, aloof woman wearing a phoenix crown and bridal robes walked toward her in a dream.
"Will you stay by my side for my whole life?"
In the state of Yu, Yu Qingzhao is known among the people as the God of War.
No one knows that she became Yu's God of War because, before every major event, words would appear in her mind. Using those words, she exposed every conspiracy and dealt with every treacherous court official.
Only at the end of her life did she realize that she was merely the protagonist of a book, and that her entire life had already been arranged for her.
Reborn into a new life, she thought she would have to repeat her past all over again. She never expected someone dressed in white to walk toward her.
"Your Highness, I'm here."
The foreknowledge she relied on was disrupted by her, her suspicion and wariness were dispelled by her, and her heart was captured by her.
From then on, she would protect her for the rest of her life and take her across the vast realm.
#Before I arrived, the Princess with spoilers was invincible in battle#
#After I arrived, I would write the story together with the Princess#
Blurb 2:
After transmigrating into the novel she wrote, Ning Qiu originally planned to use her authorial foresight to help the heroine. She never expected the heroine to be reborn and, while disguised as a man, to cross paths with her. Since the heroine had practically been delivered right to her doorstep, how could she not try to get closer?
She doesn't seem to know that I've already figured out her identity. But why does she keep wanting to see me dressed as a woman?
Reborn, Yu Qingzhao discovers a person by her side who never appeared in her previous life, and the words in her mind are connected to this person. Most importantly, this person seems to know everything that happened in her past life.
To figure out this person's identity and, while she was at it, keep her under her control, she deliberately got close to "him". Then she found out that this person wasn't "him" but "her". What's more, she was always finding excuses to get close to her.
Scene one: She disguises herself as a man to go shopping, and Ning Qiu appears by her side, saying she's looking for the princess's hairpin.
Scene two: She's admiring the moon in the palace when Ning Qiu, wearing a mask, comes to her chambers and pretends not to know her, making a deal with her.
Scene three: She wears black and sneaks into a trading house at night. Ning Qiu, also dressed in black, follows her. They speak in different voices, pretending not to know each other.
Scene four: She's going to the state of Chu, and Ning Qiu insists on going too.
Scene five: ...
Since you keep finding excuses to get close to me, stay by my side forever.
A little skit:
Ning Qiu: Brother Zhao, you look a bit like the princess.
Yu Qingzhao (Zhao Qingyu): Is that so? Then I'm honored.
Ning Qiu: I think you'd look great in women's clothes. If another girl asks whether I'm married, you could dress as a woman and pretend to be my wife.
Yu Qingzhao (Zhao Qingyu): I think you'd look great in women's clothes too. Why don't you put on a skirt first and pretend to be my wife?
Ning Qiu: ????
This is probably a story about two people who know each other's identities but never let on when they meet. It's also a story about two people who know the other is a woman, yet pretend not to know and try to make the other dress as a woman first and give herself away. In short, it's a story about two people putting on an act and uncovering each other's identities.
She Said No
Blurb 1:
After transmigrating, Ruan Yao became the male lead's white moonlight, the woman who had suffered because of him. The white moonlight was aloof and untouchable, and the male lead could never win her heart. Yet because of him, she nearly died, and eventually chose to go abroad.
Three years later, at a banquet, the male lead argued with the second female lead. Ruan Yao looked at the pitiful heroine, then at the calm and composed second female lead, and her sympathies immediately shifted.
The male lead and heroine were going to end up together anyway. The white moonlight and the second female lead would both be pushed aside, so couldn't she help the second female lead get away from that scumbag ahead of time?
Right there, Ruan Yao splashed a glass of wine on him. "Have you lost your mind yet? Was hurting me not enough? How many more people are you going to hurt?"
She turned and led the second female lead, whose eyes had reddened, out of the banquet. "He doesn't care about you, and he isn't worth liking."
When they parted, Ruan Yao saw her flushed, feverish face and immediately took her to the hospital.
Ruan Yao: I absolutely won't take advantage of you.
The next morning, seeing the second female lead looking a little weak, she softened her voice. "Come work at my company. You can choose any position."
After finally coaxing her into joining her company, she was determined to help her escape the scumbag and end her engagement to him.
She often took her to see all kinds of handsome young men, and kept drilling these ideas into her:
1. Your career comes first.
2. Men can't be trusted.
3. If you like someone, you would never let her suffer even the slightest grievance.
However, she had meant to steer the second female lead toward becoming a career-driven powerhouse, but then realized she had fallen for her...
"I like you."
"Sorry, we can't."
Blurb 2:
Qin Yue knows that her fiance has a white moonlight in his heart and now also has a substitute by his side, but she still refuses to let go. After all, she's been destined to marry him since she was a child.
At a banquet, she once again watches her fiance scold her because of his substitute. Her heart suddenly turns cold, and she decides she should give up. But then the white moonlight appears out of nowhere and steals her fiance's attention.
She accidentally falls victim to a scheme, but this woman is the one who saves her from embarrassment, takes her to the hospital, and stays by her side until she wakes up. Yet the first thing she hears upon waking is: "Come work at my company. You can choose any position."
Qin Yue: ??? Did you forget that my fiance is still hung up on you, and even found himself a substitute?
Thinking of those gentle eyes, Qin Yue eventually goes to work for her.
After that, she not only takes her to see all kinds of handsome young men, but also keeps filling her head with ideas about becoming an independent career woman.
Watching her carefully tend to her wound, Qin Yue thinks: Aren't you the one who refuses to let me suffer?
So... you're the one who likes me?
"I like you."
"Sorry, we can't."
Right, we can't right now. Once I break off my engagement, we can.
Little skit 1:
Fiance: Yueyue, I regret it. Forgive me. I'll treat you well from now on.
Qin Yue: Sorry, I've already fallen for someone else.
Fiance: Who?
Ruan Yao comes over and takes her girlfriend's hand: Obviously, me. We've already registered our marriage!
The fiance dies of heartbreak.
Little skit 2:
One day, Qin Yue accidentally falls victim to another scheme.
She: Yaoyao, I've been drugged.
Ruan Yao, ever the gentleman, is about to take her to the hospital: I can't take advantage of you.
Qin Yue's eyes glisten as she hooks an arm around her neck: If I give you permission, then it's not taking advantage of me.
A little sweet treat, absolutely the sweetest.
Aloof white moonlight x cool and composed fiancee
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Hahahahaha you are so cute
Hahahahahahaha! What's wrong? We are as big as raising a baby, but you want to date us online!? Oh my god, most online dating is a bit unreliable! You'd better do your best to hook up with someone in the third dimension!
I do have someone of the right age and good looks here, but it's a pity that the gender is not the right one.
Please bookmark the pre-collected articles, "Is the lady dating online" and "She said no"
Ah, the little girl I raised at the time actually finished another article. It's great, let's spread the flowers~
Will there be any articles about 012 in the future?
I stayed up all night to read the author's book. Now I not only want to give the author a big thumbs up, but also want to catch up on my sleep. See you in the next book. I'm going to catch up on my sleep first.
012 Why does something always go wrong? Drag him out and kill him.
Congratulations on the completion, great progress!
Okay, okay, finish spreading flowers!