My Lovably Dumb Boyfriend Is an Escape-Room Boss

[Updates at 6 p.m. A feisty, adorable little troublemaker x a level-ten tank of a big shot] [Dungeon Three is complete. There may be an extra chapter at 6 a.m.] After a fight with her boyfriend, Qi Yibai declared that they were broken up, all on her own. Fuming, she bought a full-dive romance game, planning to try the "immersive romance experience" advertised in its commercials. When she opened her eyes, she was standing with several other players in a gloomy old castle. A vampire boss with her boyfriend's face smiled and said, "Answer my question correctly, or I'll drain you dry." Qi Yibai: You call this an immersive romance experience? Vampire boss: "Then here's my question. Do you forgive me?" Player A: "I don't know what happened, but sure, I forgive you." Player B: "I've played romance games plenty of times. This is an easy one. Of course I'll forgive you!" Qi Yibai looked left and right, then said through gritted teeth, "No, I don't forgive you! I put so much effort into cooking for you. How could you refuse to eat it just because it tasted bad?" As the other players watched in terror, the vampire boss, with his strikingly handsome corpse-like face, cautiously poked Qi Yibai. "Baibai, I'm sorry." Qi Yibai completely lost it. She grabbed his collar and shook him as she yelled, "Ahhh, now I'm even angrier! Give me back my immersive romance experience!" . Ning Cheng, a boss in a survival game, heard that his girlfriend had bought a romance game. That very afternoon, he quit his job as a survival-game boss, packed his bags, and went to work in the romance game. From then on, "The Domineering Vampire Falls for Me" became "The Dark Castle: No One Survives." "The Gentle, Warm-Hearted Doctor" became "The Mysterious Hospital's Murderous Physician." "The Voice-Loving Fans' Dream Pirate" became "The Vanishing Ships of the Deadly Coast." Just as expected, Qi Yibai panicked as soon as she entered the game and ran for her life, shouting as she went, "Ahhh, you jerk!" Ning Cheng hurried after her. "Baibai, Baibai, don't run that way! There's a ghost over there!" Two seconds later, Qi Yibai came charging back with a hammer. "Ahhh, today one of us is dying!" Ning Cheng: "W-wait?!" Reader's guide: +-+ Don't worry about the other players. They all have reasons for entering the game! +-+ A silly romance mystery, with the male lead as the female lead's eternal golden finger. +-+ Sweet, satisfying, and drama-free. The female lead is super smart and the best! +-+ Current cover artist: Tangshui Zhudan. Upcoming cover artist: Wuchu. Thanks to my dear Tingting for helping with the layout! +-+ Blurb dated August 5, 2020. Screenshot available. Check out this super-sweet upcoming novel: "The Delicate Beauty Who Stockpiled Her Way to Godhood" Song Yin, a minor starlet known for her pretty face, suddenly awakens one day and realizes she's the cannon-fodder female side character in a male-led zombie novel. She has nothing going for her but her looks, and as the villain's white moonlight, she's doomed to die horribly. The apocalypse is coming in 72 hours. Song Yin looks at the 6.24 yuan left in her bank account and the luxury goods filling her home, and figures she's probably done for. With no other choice, she turns down an audition she never cared about anyway and starts selling off her useless possessions to stock up for the apocalypse. Everyone thinks she's gone crazy. Then the apocalypse comes. Song Yin, the laughingstock, sits inside her impregnable fortress, looking at the food in front of her. Which one should I eat today? Oh, this is so hard to decide! . Yuan Wenyu defied everyone's objections and went to save Song Yin, but was accidentally infected along the way. He became a monster with no heartbeat or body heat. He sometimes lost control, but still pressed on until he reached the one place in his heart that had ever felt like home. They called him the Zombie King, and people came in waves to try to kill him. He didn't care. He was going to die. He only hoped to see her one more time before he did. But when Yuan Wenyu finally saw Song Yin, he discovered that the woman he thought had been torn to pieces was doing much better than he was. With her makeup done to perfection, she had just finished a single-player otome game. Resting her chin in her hand, she sighed, "Ah, this is so boring. I wish I had a real-life male consort." Yuan Wenyu: ... Um, could I volunteer for the job? ^_^? Theme: One of life's greatest joys is having someone willing to join you in being strange and adorable.