Stop Fighting Over Me!

☆ [I'm not feeling very inspired. I don't know where to start, sob, ] Bai Ran woke up after sleeping for a thousand years and successfully unlocked the most brutal start imaginable: No money, no memories, and no one she knew. She thought life couldn't get any worse, but it turned out heaven had a little conscience after all and gave her one incredible skill: a 100% chance of being scammed. The cat she picked up on a whim turned out to be the ferocious beast Qiongqi, who clung to her by acting cute and refused to leave. Bai Ran: ...Fine. At least this one's cute. She ran into a celebrity rogue immortal while buying fast food, and he insisted she was his lover in a past life. Bai Ran: ...Fine. I won't argue with an idiot. She downloaded a game and ran into a salesperson, who transformed into a domineering demon king. Bai Ran: ...Fine. A black card is still pretty nice. The master she found through a trashy ad took one look at her and declared that she was his destined calamity. Bai Ran: ...Fine... No, I really can't let this one go! Why can a demon hunter tell fortunes too?! . Later, Bai Ran finally lost her patience. "What the hell are you people?" The four men, who'd just fought so hard they'd torn the roof off, turned around in unison and answered, "We're the love fate you planted!" Bai Ran: ... I don't see any love fate here. This is definitely a curse! Oh, no! Stop fighting over me! [Reading Guide] [Over-the-top melodrama] [Mindless, indulgent, sweet fun] ★ The couple is undecided. At first, everyone has a one-sided crush on her, but the ending is firmly one-on-one. ☆ The heroine is naturally sly, but she's neither a player nor a flirt. She's had one unrequited crush; everyone else is experiencing their first love. ★ A big mix of genres, mostly about winning over men, with cute pets and demon-hunting elements. ☆ The blurb and premise were documented in a screenshot dated May 16, 2020! ★ The cover layout was made by the lovely Qing Yu Qing Kuang, whose novels are great too! ☆ Find me on Weibo: @Fan Shui Miao Miao Miao Ge Bu Ting [Coming Soon: The Villains All Pretend to Be Pitiful] There are three villainous bosses in a certain interstellar novel. Every one of them is a top-tier powerhouse who takes pleasure in making life difficult for the male and female leads. One day, they suddenly transcended their world and learned that they were merely characters in a book. They also found out that a transmigration bureau existed. The bureau's job is to correct the plot by assigning agents to carry out popular missions, such as healing villains and redeeming the second male lead. The three villainous bosses: ? We've been committing evil for years. How come nobody's come to heal us? Are we not worthy? The bureau: Are you unable to win the heroine's love? The villains: ? Who's the heroine? The bureau: Do you make life difficult for the leads because you were hurt as children? The villains: Oh, you mean those two? We make life difficult for them because we just can't stand them. The bureau: So you're just plain evil? Why the hell would you need redemption? The villains: We don't care. Sure, we're filthy rich, highborn, powerful, and ruthless... but we're just poor little things who've been hurt by life :) The bureau: We give up. . Yu Yishi had worked odd jobs at the bureau for years before she finally received a mission. She excitedly arrived in the mission world, only to realize that something seemed... a little off. Villain A, who had just robbed a spaceship, sat amid a mountain of gold: "Oh, I'm so poor. Life is so hard and miserable!" Yu Yishi: ? Villain B, who had just killed a traitorous subordinate, fake-cried without a trace of emotion: "No! Why?! I've been so good to you! Why would you do this to me?!" Yu Yishi: ?? Villain C, who had just issued a warrant for the male and female leads, changed expressions in a split second: "It's not my fault. I had no choice!" Yu Yishi: ??? Six months after transmigrating into a book. Yu Yishi: I don't think you three need to be redeemed. I think there's something wrong with your heads. The villains chorused: Can you cure us, then? Yu Yishi: ... Please spare me :) Theme: Face life's hardships bravely, and don't let temporary setbacks defeat you.