Walking Yokohama in a Gender-Swapped Dazai Osamu Shell

System: There are many possibilities in parallel worlds. You might embark on a completely different path in life.

Dazai Osamu♀: I get what you mean, and I understand what you're saying, but I really am not the parallel-world counterpart of Dazai Osamu♂.

System: That's why we need to show the you from this world just how terribly he can live!

Dazai Osamu♀: ????????

One day, while Kunikida Doppo was looking for his partner Dazai as usual, he rescued a woman wearing a red scarf. He worked himself to the bone hauling her ashore, and before he could even catch his breath, he saw that the woman looked just like his partner.

Kunikida: Thanks for asking. It came out of nowhere, and I nearly stopped breathing on the spot.

That day, Dazai Osamu♂ didn't see his partner at all. The next day, when he arrived at the Armed Detective Agency, he met Dazai Osamu♀.

And so, an interesting story began!

Theme: My favorite is already miserable, and I can make him even more miserable.