When a little tyrannosaur who had slept for a thousand years woke up, he was horrified to discover that an alien species had kidnapped his subjects.
The aliens stood before a black box, while their white bear general shouted at the top of his lungs: "One thousand dollars! One thousand dollars! At this price, you won't lose out or get cheated! For just one thousand dollars, you can own a dancing bear..."
"Five thousand dollars! Five thousand dollars, and you can wake up every morning to the song of a little yellow oriole..."
The little tyrannosaur was furious. He charged over to rescue his people...
Lin Zong pulled the little tyrannosaur into his arms. "Two hundred dollars! Two hundred dollars, and this bald giant cat is yours to take home..."
The little tyrannosaur tilted his head. "Huh?"
After all their subjects had been put up for adoption by this alien species, countless new parents vied to send rockets and yachts to their little ones, doing their best to keep them well fed and warm. The only one nobody wanted was the little tyrannosaur.
All alone, the little tyrannosaur eventually figured it out.
They thought he couldn't sing, couldn't dance, and couldn't act cute...
And he had-no-fur...
Lin Zong's perspective:
Lin Zong found a skinny, bald, ugly cat.
The big cat wasn't cute, had no special talents, and could-eat-a-lot...
He quickly ate through Lin Zong's paycheck, so Lin Zong listed him online for two hundred dollars, offering to transfer the right to raise him and find him parents.
He stayed listed for two years without selling.
One day, the little tyrannosaur accidentally revealed his true identity. Lin Zong crouched beside him, thought for a while, then poked his chubby cheek. "Hey, let's stop looking for parents. How about I find you a rich woman instead?"
A short-tempered, powerful dragon-clan seme X a carefree, optimistic human uke.
Theme: Stay optimistic even when you're in a difficult situation.