A Power That Kills a Thousand Enemies and Costs You Eight Hundred

Hanezawa Sana was an ordinary Yokohama high school girl with nothing going for her except her looks. That was until one day she awakened a goddamn System, supposedly her ability, [Invincible Wish Machine]. It all started one night when her period cramps were so bad that she writhed in bed and yelled, “I want to become a man!” A goddamn System awakened in her mind and declared that she was a heaven-chosen cheat, capable of randomly drawing all kinds of abilities from within her body. With one draw, a bicycle could become a motorcycle, and changing into a handsome guy was no problem. Though the System helping her kindly reminded her that using an ability came at a cost, and that she should treasure every draw, Sana went for it anyway. System: The ability you drew is [You can become a man whenever you get period cramps], but [You will never get a girlfriend]. Never getting a girlfriend was fine. She was into men, after all. And so she set off down a path of no return. As it turned out, there was no limit to how awful these abilities could get. Later, after putting on her gender-swapped secret identity, Sana gradually realized that various organizations seemed to have their eyes on her because of her many powerful abilities. Bonus scene: #Shocking! Why has the mysterious person known as “Alpha,” who only appears in Yokohama for a few days each month, been staying up all night, exhausted from fending off probes from every side?# Unable to keep going, Sana decided to risk it all! System: The ability you drew is [You can sleep with your eyes open], but [You will die afterward]. Sana: What the hell am I supposed to do with you! And that’s not all. This goddamn System keeps coming up with new tricks. For example: System: The ability you drew is [You can survive without eating or drinking], but [You will become an idiot]. System: The ability you drew is [You won’t get wet in the rain, even without an umbrella], but [You will become infertile]. System: The ability you drew is [You can cure any injury or illness], but [You must remain completely naked the whole time]. Sana: Are you doing this to mess with me? The goddamn System, seeing right through everything: Hah, sooner or later, you’ll be calling me Dad. Sana: I’m the one who’s your dad! You stupid, useless System! ※ Alpha’s identity will never be exposed. ※ Inspired by a silly GIF online that says, “My superpower is... but...” ※ A silly comedy. Read without worry. Began on 2020/8/3. Premise: No matter how hard life gets, keep living bravely.