Medicine Can't Cure the World's Madness [Crossover]

*The title is a play on words. One night, after being hounded by her publisher's editor for a manuscript until she had no choice but to hide in a bar, Shuang Ye unexpectedly ran into a beautiful "woman" who rushed over and clung to her, sobbing like a pear blossom in the rain. "Sorry, I'm married, and your gender really isn't my type, sir." Looking at the "frail young lady" who was taller than her, using her as a human shield to fend off a drunk who wouldn't leave her alone... Shuang Ye: Interesting :) If she was going to seek thrills, she might as well go all the way. Shuang Ye played along, pulling the other person into her arms. "Touch my girlfriend, and you'll either walk away on your own or I'll send you on your way." A month later. Dazai, who had to cross-dress for work and had somehow landed himself a cheap girlfriend while posing as a woman, started to feel that something was off. Why hasn't she broken up with me yet? When is she going to break up with me? Is she really lusting after my body?! But later, one particular coward didn't want to break up anymore... Dazai: I need to figure out how to hide this secret. Shuang Ye: I need to figure out how to mine him for material. A story about Dazai's extreme move of cross-dressing and getting himself a wife from the start (not really). They get to know and fall in love during the Armed Detective Agency Dazai era, as two evenly matched masters of dirty talk scheme against each other. P.S. The story will include elements of a story within a story, and is based on Shuang Ye taking up Oda Sakunosuke's legacy and becoming a writer. It will be a classic sweet and perfect HE. Theme: Love means being evenly matched, and playing games with each other.