A goofy, secretly flirtatious feng shui master x a cool undertaker (switch couple)
Han Xun's online roommate ad has been up for three months, without a single response.
Because of the first line of the ad.
[My profession is unusual: I'm an undertaker.]
One day, Han Xun gets a phone call.
"Hello, Han Xun?" A young man on the other end speaks in a lazy voice.
"That's me."
"Is the room still available? I'll come see it this afternoon."
"By the way, my name's Jiang Zui."
At four in the afternoon,
Han Xun gets home and sees a tall young man in a black Tang-style outfit standing by his front door, with delicate features.
Fine white cranes are embroidered along the cuffs and collar.
A black suitcase sits beside him.
He gives off an otherworldly air.
He spots Han Xun at once.
"Han Xun? You're finally here! Open the door, I'm melting out here!"
Han Xun: "..."
Later, Han Xun looks at Jiang Zui lounging on the sofa in a tank top and underwear, holding half a watermelon.
He asks, "Why did you choose this place?"
Jiang Zui swallows a mouthful of watermelon. "You really want to know?"
"Yeah."
Jiang Zui sets the watermelon down on the coffee table, suddenly leans close to Han Xun's ear, and murmurs, "Because I did the calculations, and wherever you are has the best feng shui."
Reader's guide:
1. Everyday style, a cozy slow burn.
2. You could call it healing.
3. July 21, 2021
Theme: If no one will accept you, why not let me into your heart?
