The Little Cat Demon Goes Down the Mountain to Find a Wife

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Deep in Linqing Mountain lived a group of spirits. After centuries of cultivation, they had all settled down, started families, and raised children.

Among them, the Fortune Cat clan was one of the mountain's most prominent families.

The little cat spirit Mao Zhaocai was a notorious spoiled brat. Relying on her Fortune Cat bloodline and the protection of her many older brothers and sisters, she bullied the weak and threw her weight around all day.

By the time she was old enough to marry, not a single young spirit on Spirit Peak was willing to wed her.

The Fortune Cat clan had no choice but to send her to the human world to find a wife.

Mao Zhaocai fell in love with Gu Yinxi at first sight.

Gu Yinxi was beautiful, wealthy, and so wonderful she deserved every word of praise, but she was a committed single woman.

Mao Zhaocai tried every trick in the book to seduce her.

She tossed her hair flirtatiously, only to splash water from it all over Gu Yinxi's face.

She brushed teasingly against Gu Yinxi's leg, only for her untrimmed cat claws to scratch Gu Yinxi's ankle.

She showed off her slender waist, only to discover that she'd eaten too much. No slender waist, just a little belly...

The night Mao Zhaocai revealed her cat form, Gu Yinxi held her in her arms, stroked her cat ears, and grasped her tail, murmuring, "No, you're too small..."

Mao Zhaocai protested, "I'm a 34C. How am I small?"

Gu Yinxi pressed a hand to her forehead. "Your age. I meant your age!"

Coming next: The World's Last Alpha Is an Idiot

Sui Yitang transmigrated into an ABO story. In this world, the original body had been spared because of an intellectual disability, making her the only Alpha.

Because rare things are precious, the original body spent every day surrounded by a group of Omegas.

The heroine Xu Xian's father felt sorry that his Omega daughter couldn't find a suitable partner, so he paid a fortune to keep the only Alpha at home.

As Xu Xian looked at her with disdain, everyone tried to reassure her: "So what if she's a little stupid? As long as she can do the job."

Though the original body was stupid, she was no innocent when it came to Alpha-Omega relationships. She spent the heroine's family's money while carrying on with random Omegas outside the home, and was eventually thrown out and died miserably on the street.

Sui Yitang transmigrated into the original body on her first day at Xu Xian's home. Remembering the original body's tragic fate, she decided to keep up the idiot act to the very end.

To make her stupidity more convincing, she stared blankly at Xu Xian and said her first words: "Aba aba..."

Xu Xian looked down on her, and her classmates mocked her too.

But as someone who had read the script, Sui Yitang wasn't about to let herself suffer like that.

At the sports meet, she muttered mysteriously into the ear of a javelin thrower, "Javelin, impale someone, blood."

A classmate impatiently shoved her aside. "Out of the way, you idiot!"

The javelin flew and landed squarely in another student's leg, pouring blood.

When Xu Xian's father was about to fly out on a business trip, Sui Yitang threw a tantrum and stopped him from leaving. "Iron bird, hit mountain, boom!"

In the end, he missed his flight. Xu Duzhi came home cursing and glared at Sui Yitang.

That evening, the news reported a plane crash. The flight number was the very one Xu Duzhi had been booked on.

Only then did everyone realize: She wasn't an idiot at all. She was extraordinarily gifted!

With Sui Yitang helping her, intentionally or otherwise, Xu Xian also escaped danger several times.

Then one day, Xu Xian suddenly stopped calling her "Idiot" and started calling her "Sweetheart."

Sui Yitang: "Aba aba, you can't do that, you can't do that."

Xu Xian removed the suppressants from the back of her neck. "Can I do it now?"

Later on,

Sui Yitang: "Aba aba, this is delicious!"

Theme: Uphold truth, goodness, and beauty, and life will surely repay you with happiness.