When a Couch Potato Is Forced to Join the Game [Female Alpha, Male Omega]

[Note: This story is utterly ridiculous, nonsensical, and full of hot-blooded antics]

After transmigrating, Ji Yu was determined to be a lazy couch potato. For the first few years, she really did live carefree and comfortably, like a fish in water. But life is full of surprises. Her grandfather arranged a marriage for her, to someone named Song Shut­ing.

Everyone knows every melodramatic romance novel needs a devoted second male lead. The second male lead in the book she'd transmigrated into was named Song Shuting.

The second male lead, who was supposed to be the male lead's fiance, was now her fiance.

Then Ji Yu discovered that the second male lead wasn't devoted to the male lead at all. When they first met, he clung to her and wouldn't let go.

Little Scene 1:

The doctor reminded Ji Yu that her fiance had to avoid spicy food and greasy food for the next couple of days.

Ji Yu turned around with an alpha's bluntness and asked her fiance: Got it?

Then the doctor kicked her: What kind of fiancee are you!?

Little Scene 2:

Passerby: Isn't Xu Qingquan giving the freshman orientation speech?

Ji Yu & Li Qiang: Why does that name sound so much like that old lady at the village entrance who always cheats at chess?

When the ceremony began, the old lady announced: Next up is the new student showcase! Ji Yu! Cheng Jing! Come up and show us what you've got!

Ji Yu: This isn't the ending I wanted. I just want to be a free, carefree couch potato.

The couch potato was forced onto the table.

Reader's Guide:

1v1, both leads are each other's first. Female Alpha and male Omega. The female Alpha is not intersex; she only has a vagina.

The bonus story features a change of worlds, and the characters' names change.

There will be childbirth in the extra chapters, but not in the main story.

The side couple gets a lot of page time. If that bothers you, please don't read.

(Next novel):

"Full-Dive Sniper (Female Alpha, Male Omega)"

After Ji Qing, the strongest sniper in Glory Peak, dies, she is reborn in the body of Si Yi, a minor streamer ranked eighteenth tier. She works hard to earn money, protects her younger brother, and uses her skills to climb back to the top of Glory Peak's solo queue. Many teams send her invitations, and in the end, she chooses SITL, sending shockwaves through the professional scene and leaving the coaches regretful.

After joining the team, Ji Qing tries her hardest to keep her secret identity under wraps, but Captain Han still uncovers everything.

Little Scene 1:

"Your useless sister isn't coming to save you, hahaha!"

"Useless? Who are you talking about?"

"S-Sis?"

Little Scene 2:

I heard Captain Han often bullies that new sniper.

Seems like she's always picking on her, making her fetch tea and water.

Meanwhile, Ji Qing, the one being ordered around, is pinned in a corner, panting.

Captain Han loosens his collar: Avoiding me?

Ji Qing pretends to laugh it off: What? Of course not.

Captain Han: Is that so? Your ears are red.

Smooth-talking, purehearted female Alpha x scheming, poker-faced male Omega

Reader's Guide:

1. The heroine has breasts but no penis, and long hair (content warning). Her character isn't meant to be perfect.

2. The setting is a modern ABO society, with male-male couples.

3. Side characters have their own lives too, so they get a lot of page time. If you don't like that, please leave without informing the author.

4. Updates might not be daily, but I'll try.

5. The setting has lots and lots of personal worldbuilding. Please point out any mistakes in the technical details.

"The Tide Comes In":

Lin Chao is an Omega who has a crush on his childhood friend, Luo Shisi. He's always carefully guarded his feelings, watching her change partners one after another under the guise of friendship.

He once thought being her friend was enough, until Luo Shisi kissed him while drunk.

From that moment on, he knew he could no longer be her friend.

Little Scene 1:

Zhang Jing asked: Fourteen, be honest. What exactly is your relationship?

Luo Shisi: I think of him as my younger brother.

Zhang Jing: Then can I pursue him?

Luo Shisi: Get lost.

Little Scene 2:

Zhang Jing: I heard the student council president has been spending a lot of time with your little brother lately~

Luo Shisi snapped a pen in half.

Gentle, sweet, strong Omega x roguish, devoted, clean-freak Alpha

Both Alphas and Omegas are each other's first. Although the female Alpha has had many partners, she never touched any of them. She only saw them as stand-ins for Lin Chao (a little scummy).

Content warning: The male lead is very timid~s

To earn money for college, Lin Xiaoxiao signs up for a dating reality show. Everything about the show is great, except it might cost her life.

While the couples are completing a task:

The other person stood arrogantly to one side and said: It took me two hours to make this.

Lin Xiaoxiao poked the food in front of her with her chopsticks and smiled at him: The eggplant is delicious.

The other person was silent for a moment: This is tomato and scrambled eggs.

Lin Xiaoxiao: ...

While the couples are chatting:

We really click. You said my head is round?

How have you been feeling these past few days? You said I'm not brave enough to lose weight?

Please, I'm begging you, just have a normal conversation...

Theme: Rekindle the fire of hope. Everyone is their own little sun.